The year was 2002.
Hurricane Isabel. I lose my hurricane virginity this year, and here is the story...
I was a caretaker for my grandpa, I was 17, and he paid me 10 dollars an hour to get him drinks and clean his shit-tube. He had a colostomy bag, so some of his intestines stuck out his side and oozed shit into a bag...periodically that needed changing, that's where I earn my big bucks. I was in West Virginia and sometimes I would take Vicodin for my back, and of course it was my prescription, because I have had a hurt back or something. It certainly wasn't his prescription that he had a bottomless supply of because of the cancer in everything.
Anyway, I was on his computer browsing the internet via compuserve 56k modem, and the hurricane was hitting. I decided to go outside and experience nature. And experience nature I did. I stood on the roof of his house(there was a ladder), and I fapped.
The winds were like 50+ with gusts up to like 90mph. I lay down on the roof and fapped and when I stood up I was 3 stories above the land... I fapped near the edge of the house so that when I came, it would fly off the edge. I remember standing up and holding onto the chimney as I blew my splooge into the winds and rain. I like to think it showered the world in spooge particles but we'll never know.
That was my weirdest masturbation story. Come back next time for my 2nd weirdest masturbation story.