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Fake moaners

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Fake moaners 2015-02-07 14:56:51


Have you ever watched a porno and had to either mute it or watch a different one because the bitch won't shut up? I watched one recently where she was doing a live webcam show, and she when the tip of the dildo reached her vagina she just went "AAAHHHHHH OOOO" It's not sexy to me, that just pisses me off.
Discuss.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 15:04:41


At 2/7/15 03:02 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Bitches are noisy enough as is, I don't want to listen to them scream at the slightest stimuli.

Did you know that on average, women speak around 7000 words a day whilst men speak roughly 2000? I forget where I heard that but it certainly sounds true don't it?

4000 of the words are more than likely talking shit about other girls.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 15:26:47


At 2/7/15 03:16 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: It's played up, but, it's not THAT played up. The guys railing these American teens are imported from Europe for their steamy, erotic skills. While the girls are used to strange dicks, the clitoris is still as sensitive as an eyeball.

Speaking of which, that kinda reminds me of eye licking fetish that I've heard about on some news a while ago...
(Not meant to go off-topic)


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 15:37:16


Aren't you a little young to be watching porn?


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 15:53:18


At 2/7/15 03:02 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Did you know that on average, women speak around 7000 words a day whilst men speak roughly 2000?

That's crazy. 2000? I haven't said words in ages.

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 16:04:27


Hate it when porn people have sex but you can tell they're not really even in love with one another

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 16:19:44


YES OOOH FUCK ME IN MY DIRTY PUSSY WITH THAT BIG BLACK COCK HMMMMMMMM YES OH BABY FUCK OH YEAH GIMME THAT DIDIDIDIDIDICK


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 16:24:19


I thought this was going to be about your IRL experiences. If it's just about porn, most porn is absolute shit. Just watch different porn next time??

I just have to assume most people's tastes are incredibly bad because how else can you explain why majority of porn is absolutely shit, yet it still makes enough money they can make more and more of it, apparently, which means the shitty porn is the average of what people are buying? Going with averages, the average guy just wants anything with a vagina and will take whatever vagina-owner he can, with absolutely no standards whatsoever, is what I conclude.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 16:46:38 (edited 2015-02-07 16:49:38)


I thought this was going to be about your IRL experiences. If it's just about porn, most porn is absolute shit. Just watch different porn I know, I don't even under stand how they get famous. Lisa Ann is ugly and most port is about infidelity or step moms. @NeonSpider


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 18:36:35


At 2/7/15 04:46 PM, Avery wrote: I thought this was going to be about your IRL experiences. If it's just about porn, most porn is absolute shit. Just watch different porn I know, I don't even under stand how they get famous. Lisa Ann is ugly and most port is about infidelity or step moms. @NeonSpider

Lisa Ann has the best body in porn for sure though.
But who needs porn when you have this?


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 18:52:32


At 2/7/15 06:49 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:
At 2/7/15 06:36 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Lisa Ann has the best body in porn for sure though.
But who needs porn when you have this?
That made me laugh quite a bit. I actually wanted to slap the shit out of her at the end though.
If she was legitimately getting off from that, she's an imbecile who REALLY needs to get laid. Makes me think of those idiot women who say they would rather read 50 shades than have sex.

Maybe it's because I've never climaxed due to reading, but it just seems really stupid. I'm going to go on record and say that anyone who get's off from reading is trash and I want to rape them as punishment for what satisfies them.

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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 19:07:25


At 2/7/15 06:52 PM, Ejit wrote:
I think you're missing an important component from the video.                                 

How genuinely innocent of him.                                                          


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 19:08:06


At 2/7/15 06:56 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Could be, I started laughing and stopped paying attention.

edit: For all I know someone snuck in and fingered her when I stopped looking.

She was sitting on a remote controlled sybian.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 20:26:31


At 2/7/15 07:26 PM, Xenomit wrote: Just to be clear, you know there are a lot of girls who genuinely do moan really loudly and often, and sometimes squeak/ scream, right?

He's 13, I think, so probably not.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 20:51:14


At 2/7/15 07:31 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:
They are inferior folk.

I've read books that got erotic in just the right ways to where I had to take care of myself. It's better than porn.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 21:13:27 (edited 2015-02-07 21:14:10)


yeah, but I can't tell between real and the ego booster
@xenomit


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-07 23:09:47


At 2/7/15 09:13 PM, Avery wrote: yeah, but I can't tell between real and the ego booster
@xenomit

If it seems fake it usually is. That's a good rule of thumb for just about anything.
So, if you have to ask or have any doubts at all, assume it's fake.

Also, for lack of a better way of saying it, the real deal is quite hot while the fake stuff really isn't. Go with your gut instinct on this one.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 00:20:24


At 2/7/15 07:26 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Unfortunately people think quiet means bored... I'm pretty sure girls fake it to try and not damage the male's ego....

That might be a problem with older people, who think they've been around the block, but really, honesty in the bedroom should be a priority. I won't say it's wrong for a woman to act in bed, maybe it's a good way to to get the guy to finish up, or work harder. It's a shame female orgasms are so hard to orchestrate, and/or for a woman to say when she's had enough :\


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 05:03:29


I watch most pornos with the sound down, because what else is there to listen to? the story?

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 05:19:03


At 2/8/15 05:03 AM, FoAngel wrote: I watch most pornos with the sound down, because what else is there to listen to? the story?

With the looping, bad dialogue and awkward sexual positions, pornos are some of the best comedies I've seen.

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 05:27:08


Porn is for girls and infants


*sigh*

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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 05:29:25


At 2/8/15 05:27 AM, Splats wrote: Porn is for girls and infants

What do infants get out of porn?

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 06:13:59


Try rape fantasies, they sometimes gag the chick so she won't make much noise.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 06:30:57


At 2/7/15 02:56 PM, Avery wrote: It's not sexy to me, that just pisses me off.

Absolutely anything and everything, huh?

Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:37:07


Everyone 'acts' in bed to an extent, it's pretty much a means to maintaining arousal. But in relation to the topic, it irritates me too, it's a major turn off. In fact I used to feel shitty the first few times I went down on a lass because I believed (from Porn) that it was relatively easy to get a girl sighing and moaning from even just first contact. Fuck you, Porn.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:40:29


Every porn video is the same. Never watching that shit again. It's boring for the first 30 minutes.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:41:21


At 2/8/15 05:27 AM, Splats wrote: Porn is for girls and infants

And 13 year old boys.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:44:22


At 2/7/15 03:02 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I never watch porn with the audio on.

Yeah, when the dialogues end, I turn off the audio too.


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:46:43


At 2/7/15 02:56 PM, Avery wrote: Have you ever watched a porno and had to either mute it or watch a different one because the bitch won't shut up? I watched one recently where she was doing a live webcam show, and she when the tip of the dildo reached her vagina she just went "AAAHHHHHH OOOO" It's not sexy to me, that just pisses me off.
Discuss.

I agree i hate that shit


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Response to Fake moaners 2015-02-08 09:47:21


At 2/8/15 05:29 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 2/8/15 05:27 AM, Splats wrote: Porn is for girls and infants
What do infants get out of porn?

A nut, you weirdo.


*sigh*

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