... I went to your house, ate your pet(s) (if you have any), jizzed all over the contents of your fridge, and leave piles of dog poop in your laundry room and in the air-conditioning component of your car, with me running away from the scene of the crime?

Call you out on your shitty thread.

Then id say you're a soulmate for my roommate

At 2/2/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ... I went to your house,

cum in

ate your pet(s) (if you have any),

gee thanks for sharing asshole

jizzed all over the contents of your fridge,

good i love a little extra flavor

and leave piles of dog poop in your laundry room and in the air-conditioning component of your car,

don't hide dog poop from me... why didn't you stick it in my mouth in my sleep?

with me running away from the scene of the crime?

no rape? 2/10

At 2/2/15 11:54 PM, verme wrote:

At 2/2/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

with me running away from the scene of the crime?

no rape? 2/10

I have standards.

Break your legs with a baseball bat.

I was considering adding "smashing your prized possessions" and "scraping up the paint job on your car with a kay" in the original post, but I decided against it since I thought that it would be too over-the-top.

At 2/3/15 12:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I have standards.

Not for your threads, evidently.

Like anyone would let you do that (unless they were away from home, but some people never leave it).

At 2/2/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ... I went to your house, ate your pet(s) (if you have any)

You would eat two snakes (one who shits on everything pretty often) and a tarantula? Ick.

jizzed all over the contents of your fridge

The main contents of my fridge are sealed bottles that could be rinsed off or old expired crap that needs to be thrown away. Be my guest.

and leave piles of dog poop in your laundry room

Separate unit in the building, who cares.

and in the air-conditioning component of your car,

You would have to take the damn car apart to do that. Shit I had to remove a good bit of the engine just to replace the damn air filter. More trouble than its worth.

with me running away from the scene of the crime?

If you went through all that effort for such little pay out I would just think "there goes a man who wasted a lot of time, and should probably go to the hospital to treat the bites and gastrointestinal issues he got from eating live snakes and spiders."

Dismember you.

At 2/2/15 11:36 PM, Joestar wrote: Call you out on your shitty thread.

This^

At 2/2/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: ... I went to your house, ate your pet(s) (if you have any), jizzed all over the contents of your fridge, and leave piles of dog poop in your laundry room and in the air-conditioning component of your car, with me running away from the scene of the crime?

The only living things around here are various wasps, spiders, roaches, centipedes, beetles, and ants. Bon appetit!

I would catch you and make you eat the entire contents of the fridge. You know how stores have a "you break it you buy it" policy? Well there's a "you jizz it you eat it policy" so get to it!

I don't have a laundry room so we'd find whatever room you mistakenly placed those in and you'd have to eat it all.

You would be given straws and have to suck all the shit out of the car. You're not leaving until every last bit is sucked up and swallowed. If there's any smell left you're not done.

Oh and if you ever throw up at any time you will be forced to eat that as well.

The entire encounter will be filmed and sold off to the highest bidder for pure profit and my amusement. You receive $0.

Block you on Newgrounds, i guess.

Then I guess you didn't notice it was already like that to begin with.

I don't think you'd make it to the front door. My house is like a fortress. Not to mention I'm a professional fighter

At 2/3/15 12:38 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I don't think you'd make it to the front door. My house is like a fortress. Not to mention I'm a professional fighter

You should just remain seated on your throne. When gamechanger approaches and crosses your crocodile-infested moat, he must then figure out a way to lower the bridge or perhaps scale the walls and enter through a window.

Should he make it far enough to approach and enter your throne room, you will first be facing away from him but then your revolving throne will slowly turn around to face him. Your head will initially be lowered but you will raise your head and open your eyes. You then will mock him and issue a challenge. Then you slowly stand up from your throne and throw aside your cloak or cape you are wearing. You do the finger motion that's like "come 'ere and get some". Epic battle commenceth.

At 2/3/15 12:38 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I don't think you'd make it to the front door. My house is like a fortress. Not to mention I'm a professional fighter

You play mincraft alot huh?

At 2/2/15 11:36 PM, Joestar wrote: Call you out on your shitty thread.

At least my threads are better than your posts.

hey, @thegamechanger

At 2/7/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 2/2/15 11:36 PM, Joestar wrote: Call you out on your shitty thread.

At least my threads are better than your posts.

Man you are slow to reply. Im not saying my posts are good. I know they are shit but at least I own up to it :^)

At 2/7/15 11:50 PM, Joestar wrote:

At 2/7/15 11:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 2/2/15 11:36 PM, Joestar wrote: Call you out on your shitty thread.

At least my threads are better than your posts.

Man you are slow to reply. Im not saying my posts are good. I know they are shit but at least I own up to it :^)

i like your posts, joestar

id kick your ass u fucking punk

At 2/8/15 02:12 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: id kick your ass u fucking punk

I'd like to see you try!

I would follow you back to your own home and I would tie you down to a chair and make u watch me as I slowly destroy your computer, your phone and your console (if you have any)