Username length = Cock length

[scoutthesoldier]

How do you feel about that?

[FoAngel]

Then i should be concerned

[TheGamechanger]

Ladies, your prize awaits!

[Bit]

Damn. 3ft is kinda small.

[CGA-999]

Excuse me while I change my username.

JK

[someaveragechap]

I think it's made up BS, that's what I think.

But in the spirit of the thread, I fall within average length of 5.5 to 6 inches. Make of that what you will.

But @Bit packs serious length and girth. My granny knows that for a fact. So shorter name=bigger?

[FoAngel]

At 1/31/15 09:42 PM, Monster-64 wrote: why? a woman with a cock is a beautiful thing. :>

Dawww thank you

[DreamsOfBurningSkies]

I win. bow before me citizens.

but I'm female so what am I supposed to do with this huge meat rod I now have?

[someaveragechap]

At 1/31/15 09:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
lmao really? come back when you pack up meat :>

I'd go pick up a sausage at the deli, but Shauna would be sad. I better start looking for hobos with big dicks for a transplant because someone on the internet scoffed at my penis.

sarcasm

[Scarface]

It's the right length. Not too much to handle, but enough for a fun ride.

[Bit]

At 1/31/15 09:46 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I think it's made up BS, that's what I think.

But in the spirit of the thread, I fall within average length of 5.5 to 6 inches. Make of that what you will.

But @Bit packs serious length and girth. My granny knows that for a fact. So shorter name=bigger?

Your grandmother really is a lovely woman. And she makes the best cookies.

But the real formula for penis length is this:

15 - [characters in name] = [penis length in inches]

So @Bit is a hulking 12" whilst @someaveragechap is completely without penis.

[Bit]

At 1/31/15 09:42 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 09:40 PM, FoAngel wrote: Then i should be concerned

why? a woman with a cock is a beautiful thing. :>

Ain't that the truth.

[Chocomilk]

I'm unremarkable, seems about right

[FoAngel]

At 1/31/15 10:02 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 09:53 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

I'd go pick up a sausage at the deli, but Shauna would be sad. I better start looking for hobos with big dicks for a transplant because someone on the internet scoffed at my penis.

doont do a hobo. @foangel doesnt seem to like her cock. have her transplant hers

We can talk prices

[someaveragechap]

At 1/31/15 09:58 PM, Bit wrote:
Your grandmother really is a lovely woman. And she makes the best cookies.

Try her cherry cobbler next time you visit.

At 1/31/15 10:02 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
doont do a hobo. @foangel doesnt seem to like her cock. have her transplant hers

There's an idea.

[Bit]

At 1/31/15 10:07 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 1/31/15 09:58 PM, Bit wrote:
Your grandmother really is a lovely woman. And she makes the best cookies.

Try her cherry cobbler next time you visit.

Ohhh. I've sampled her cobbler, if you catch my drift...

[DreamsOfBurningSkies]

At 1/31/15 10:03 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I'm unremarkable, seems about right

oi, oi. We are all remarkable in our own ways, yourself included and don't you forget it!

it's a shame I'm only remarkable of writing songs about dystopian settings ^_^

[All-American-Badass]

You can't ignore my girth.

[Ferdafs]

I knew I should have named myself xXx_NoScope360NoobFragger69Pwn_xXx...

[Ferdafs]

At 1/31/15 10:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 10:47 PM, Ferdafs wrote: I knew I should have named myself xXx_NoScope360NoobFragger69Pwn_xXx...

why not just ferdafs repeating for 15 times?

ferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafsferdafs

Hmm... has a certain ring to it.
Time to make a new account I guess...

[Ferdafs]

At 1/31/15 09:53 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: I win. bow before me citizens.

but I'm female so what am I supposed to do with this huge meat rod I now have?

I bow before you and your giant cock, your great mandigoness!
::I guess you could just do the helicopter dick or something...

[Radaketor]

So average?

[Ragnarokia]

I continue to stick by TheRadicalOne's side to help him through the experience, it was a tragic but required operation, shortening his username in such a way~

[ThePulp]

I see.

[RB]

8 inches. Fucking 16 centimeters long dick!
Come here ladies.

[Itarian]

I hope this is okay.

[TwentyCharacterLimit]

In that case, I win this thread.

[Ro-May-O]

What happens when you have alts?

[Mismo]

It gets the job done.

[Bit]

At 2/1/15 09:39 AM, Ro-May-O wrote: What happens when you have alts?

Then you have more than one penis.

But that's not a problem. Everyone has more than one penis IRL. It would only make sense to factor alts in.