At 1/31/15 06:11 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: I'm 17, if I send you NUDEZ then the Magic Party Van will turn up and shove you in Block D.

Even if I'm just 20?
When is your birthday? Are you hot? How damaged are the goods?

At 1/31/15 03:16 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 03:07 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: So I've forgotten to actually make one. Does it matter?

yes it does. everyone's first post is supposed to be a "hi im new thread." it's an obligation :>

Shit.... I have to hurry up and make one!

At 1/31/15 07:06 PM, Slint wrote: When is your birthday?

Later half of the year

Are you hot?

Dunno. I'm of average (as In I have barely noticeable excess fat) weight and of Average height and my hair's dyed a dark red at the moment and I'm abit pale. Not posting pics here on NG yet, I'm not comfortable with it. I'm sure you can understand.

How damaged are the goods?

Hello and welcome.

PS. Watch Africa Dudes

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At 1/31/15 07:45 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Hello and welcome.

PS. Watch Africa Dudes
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551252

Thanks!
It's 1am over here so I'll give it a watch in the morning.

Welcome to Newgrounds.

Grab her cock.

At 1/31/15 08:16 PM, Bit wrote: Grab her cock.

Sage advice for any situation. I shall cherish it with all of my heart.

At 1/31/15 08:16 PM, Bit wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds.

Grab her cock.

Who's cock are we grabbing by the way?

At 1/31/15 08:17 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:16 PM, Bit wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds.

Grab her cock.

Who's cock are we grabbing by the way?

Her's.

At 1/31/15 08:12 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote:
Thanks!
It's 1am over here so I'll give it a watch in the morning.

You'll get a medal if you watch it in full at least once. So I'll know if you did.

At 1/31/15 07:23 PM, Voltage wrote: ok Slint, jesus dude, wait a year to ask those damn questions

You know what they say, if her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the cock.

At 1/31/15 07:29 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: Dunno. I'm of average (as In I have barely noticeable excess fat) weight and of Average height and my hair's dyed a dark red at the moment and I'm abit pale. Not posting pics here on NG yet, I'm not comfortable with it. I'm sure you can understand.

Unrelated, do you have self esteem issues? Because that would be a bonus.

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

Her's.

What do we do if she doesn't have one?

At 1/31/15 08:20 PM, Slint wrote:

At 1/31/15 07:29 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: Dunno. I'm of average (as In I have barely noticeable excess fat) weight and of Average height and my hair's dyed a dark red at the moment and I'm abit pale. Not posting pics here on NG yet, I'm not comfortable with it. I'm sure you can understand.

Unrelated, do you have self esteem issues? Because that would be a bonus.

I was confident enough to Side Kick someone in the jaw for trying to pull my hair in a bar fight so I'd say no, I don't have self-esteem issues really. I'm just not obsessed overly about presentation.

At 1/31/15 08:24 PM, Voltage wrote: Dobs is totally my fling slint

tell me dobs, do you look like Addison from Z-Nation?

Back the fuck off?!?!?!!?!?

At 1/31/15 08:24 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: I was confident enough to Side Kick someone in the jaw for trying to pull my hair in a bar fight so I'd say no, I don't have self-esteem issues really. I'm just not obsessed overly about presentation.

Damn... How do you feel about me berating you and insulting you hard, like stuff that really cuts deep, while we fornicate?

At 1/31/15 08:24 PM, Voltage wrote: tell me dobs, do you look like Addison from Z-Nation?

I wish.

My hair's not as long, my nose and cheekbones are slightly higher up and I have Green eyes instead of blue ;_;

oh well, we win some and lose some when it comes to the genetic gamble.

At 1/31/15 08:31 PM, DreamsOfBurningSkies wrote: My hair's not as long, my nose and cheekbones are slightly higher up and I have Green eyes instead of blue ;_;

oh well, we win some and lose some when it comes to the genetic gamble.

Did you know each male user's level, when divided by 10, is the number of inches his benis has?

I think you can tell who wins this, @Voltage.

At 1/31/15 08:38 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:36 PM, Slint wrote: Did you know each male user's level, when divided by 10, is the number of inches his benis has?

I think you can tell who wins this, @Voltage.

correction, the number of fans when divided by 10 is the true size of his benis

It's actually the post count though, and each post means a meter in length of benis and half of it in width.

At 1/31/15 08:22 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

Her's.

What do we do if she doesn't have one?

Of course she does. Everybody's got one.

At 1/31/15 08:50 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:46 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:22 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

But what if.... What if cocks didn't exist?

Whoa... You just blew my mind!

At 1/31/15 08:50 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:46 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:22 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

Her's.

What do we do if she doesn't have one?

Of course she does. Everybody's got one.

But what if.... What if cocks didn't exist?

But they do. And they're glorious.

At 1/31/15 08:50 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:46 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:22 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

Her's.

What do we do if she doesn't have one?

Of course she does. Everybody's got one.

But what if.... What if cocks didn't exist?

then we'd all be eons advanced in technollogy without the distractions of sex

At 1/31/15 09:00 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:50 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:46 PM, Bit wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:22 PM, Ferdafs wrote:

At 1/31/15 08:19 PM, Bit wrote:

Her's.

What do we do if she doesn't have one?

Of course she does. Everybody's got one.

But what if.... What if cocks didn't exist?

then we'd all be eons advanced in technollogy without the distractions of sex

I'm envious of all the beautiful humans in the future who could walk through the atmosphere of space fully wired up and synthetically perfect, only having the stars and the void of deep space shining off of their metallic forms.