I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years. Then I'll be 18. Just like my role models!
Foruming several places since 11 years old, and I still question my social sanity! Thanks, forums!
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years. Then I'll be 18. Just like my role models!
Foruming several places since 11 years old, and I still question my social sanity! Thanks, forums!
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
I'll teach you how to open coconuts.
At 1/24/15 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Adults? We're all little 12 year olds on the inside.
I WAS one not too long ago. With the dick jokes and the addiction to lesbian porn. Just like us all. That says something, it really does.
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
I have been on forums since the age of 11 and I'm still acting like that age.
I've been acting like an 11 year old for 6 years now.
At 1/24/15 11:20 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: WHY do you idolize the filth here?
These, these people...
The neckbeards, the basement dwellers, the big macs, the cheeto fingers...
They are my role models! I want to be a professional greasy fedora neckbeard as well! I love you all! From edgy ass image board to sophisticated technical help forums, I love you all! From the bottom of my ass!
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
You're 12/13 years old? I'm surprised. You are pretty eloquent for your age.
The worst thing you can do is lie about your age. For some reason "age" has a connotation to it, you can't be mature without being old, and that is completely untrue.
I mean what is worse, a 13/14 year old who likes Madness or a 25 year old who likes Madness? You do the math.
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At 1/24/15 11:27 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You're 12/13 years old? I'm surprised. You are pretty eloquent for your age.
Neither, I'm 14. But thanks though, I'm that kind of guy that drowns himself in grammar and word books.
The worst thing you can do is lie about your age. For some reason "age" has a connotation to it, you can't be mature without being old, and that is completely untrue.
I honestly can't go without saying that I've lied about my age. I think we've all done that. But sometimes I just feel like being honest, and this is where I am now.
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/24/15 11:47 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'm going in dry.
You better bite your pillow and clench your fists, 'cause this one isn't going to be as slippery as before..!
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/24/15 11:54 AM, Itarian wrote: Neither, I'm 14. But thanks though, I'm that kind of guy that drowns himself in grammar and word books.
You said you'll be 18 in 6 years in the original post, meaning you're 12 now. Which is right?
At 1/24/15 12:06 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:At 1/24/15 12:01 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I agree. As if it hadn't gone far enough.Besides, we all know when it comes to drowning in pussy, the top contenders are-
3. Me
2. @Radaketor
1. You
Damn straight.
At 1/24/15 12:59 PM, Monster-64 wrote: We should make a group/gang/army/thing. How about "Newgrounds Pussy Destroyer Federation" And we can like use that group to initiate strikes on TF2 servers and such.
It's a brilliant plan, but I'll leave you guys with the politics while I rule the group with an iron fist.
Wouldn't being the boss of the group technically mean you're the one who deals with politics?
NG is the best place for all ages over 13.
At 1/24/15 11:11 AM, Itarian wrote: I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years. Then I'll be 18. Just like my role models!
Foruming several places since 11 years old, and I still question my social sanity! Thanks, forums!
All the really cool kids are content creators. Somehow, the words from a profile with a thousand fans are just heavier. Then again those people don't seem to give a shit about the forums so I dunno. Maybe it's an open niche. Just go make stuff. I mean it's Newgrounds, that's the point right?
At 1/24/15 11:27 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I mean what is worse, a 13/14 year old who likes Madness or a 25 year old who likes Madness? You do the math.
Worse than either of those is someone who stays awake at night worrying about what other people enjoy.
At 1/24/15 01:36 PM, Hoodie wrote: You're going to be me...
..What I always wanted to be, elder forumer!
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/24/15 02:08 PM, DragonTherapist wrote: All the really cool kids are content creators. Somehow, the words from a profile with a thousand fans are just heavier. Then again those people don't seem to give a shit about the forums so I dunno. Maybe it's an open niche. Just go make stuff. I mean it's Newgrounds, that's the point right?
Gah, I'm really bad at content creation. Me, I just slap things together on Paint and I'm done. Take my siggy image for example. A nice little put-together of Kanye and his self-proclaimed hotness over others.
I don't do computer art, or really anything of the sort. I only do pencil and paper art. Not sketch paper, either, it's all just No. 2 pencil and lined, college ruled paper. Maybe I should test my limits and go deeper into this little realm we call "Fine Arts", eh?
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/24/15 11:20 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: WHY do you idolize the filth here?
isn't that from a porno?
Adults?
I doubt it.
So, you're 14.
Shouldn't you be jerking off or skating to some pizza place or something?
At 1/25/15 05:11 AM, NGPulp wrote: Shouldn't you be jerking off
Already done.
or skating to some pizza place
Skating?! Ha, get with the times, grandpa! This is 2015, not 1985!
No, but seriously here, even at this age, living in a North Japanese Island suburb takes a toll on your social limits. And, by social limits, I mean there is absolutely fucking nothing to do here.
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/25/15 05:30 AM, Itarian wrote: No, but seriously here, even at this age, living in a North Japanese Island suburb takes a toll on your social limits. And, by social limits, I mean there is absolutely fucking nothing to do here.
Are you at that one abandoned Japanese island?
At 1/25/15 05:38 AM, NGPulp wrote:At 1/25/15 05:30 AM, Itarian wrote: No, but seriously here, even at this age, living in a North Japanese Island suburb takes a toll on your social limits. And, by social limits, I mean there is absolutely fucking nothing to do here.Are you at that one abandoned Japanese island?
If I was, I wouldn't have the proper Internet connection to even be on the BBS right now.
did you fall from the sky love
kik me baby
At 1/25/15 05:49 AM, Itarian wrote:At 1/25/15 05:38 AM, NGPulp wrote: Are you at that one abandoned Japanese island?If I was, I wouldn't have the proper Internet connection to even be on the BBS right now.
Shhh! Just play along and riff off my 'joke'.
At 1/25/15 12:18 AM, Itarian wrote: all just No. 2 pencil and lined, college ruled paper
That's how I started.
At 1/24/15 11:18 AM, Itarian wrote: With the dick jokes and the addiction to lesbian porn.
None of these two are limited to twelve year-olds. Make all the dick jokes and watch all the lesbian porn you could possibly see in a lifetime - you go, champ.
At 1/24/15 11:22 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:At 1/24/15 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: We're all little 12 year olds on the inside.Except for me.
Especially you.
At 1/24/15 11:11 AM, Itarian wrote: I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years.
If I'm here in 6 years, I'll be 34 and wondering where my life went so wrong
At 1/24/15 11:25 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:At 1/24/15 11:23 AM, Itarian wrote: I love you all! From the bottom of my ass!Well fuck you from the bottom of mine.
MY HEART SWELLS WITH PRIDE AT THE CREATION OF THAT BUTT
don't ask what swells at my heart drawings
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
At 1/25/15 07:58 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
Can I be a 12 year old too? I miss those times ;c
Happy 5000th post!
At 1/24/15 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Adults? We're all little 12 year olds on the inside.
And damn proud about it too
At 1/24/15 11:11 AM, Itarian wrote: I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years. Then I'll be 18. Just like my role models!
Foruming several places since 11 years old, and I still question my social sanity! Thanks, forums!
i have a feeling that you go by the alias theacemario
At 1/24/15 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Adults? We're all little 12 year olds on the inside.
we are? fuck, no one told me...
the internet is serious business... D:<
At 1/25/15 08:17 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:At 1/24/15 11:11 AM, Itarian wrote: I'm expecting myself to be here for the next 6 years.If I'm here in 6 years, I'll be 34 and wondering where my life went so wrong
If I'm here in 6 years (I will still be here) I'll be 53 and still thoroughly enjoying my life.