Osama vs. DUbya

[tre-x]

Well, I'm sitting here bored and have often thought about this a little on my own, but now I ask you:WHo would win in a no-rules fist fight, George Bush, the Texan cowboy, or terrosist leader Osama B. Laden, the infidel-killing jihaDIST? I heard somewhere OSama is 7-feet tall, an advantage already, but Bush runs a 7-minute mile, not bad for someone in their fourties. Bush could get him by the beard and whoop the tobacco outta Osama Texan-style, but Osama's legs may be a little stiff from hiding in caves for the past 4 years. Who do you think would win, Dubya or Osama?

[mrpopenfresh]

Osama has kidney dialisis, but that aside, he would definitely kick monkey ass!

[tre-x]

haha well, that could put him at a serious disadvantage. Osama will probably study Bush and his health records for a good long time before the fight, so he can find weak spots, but Bush...not sure.

[awkward-silence]

I take Osama,
He has a reach advantage and Bush has snorted a lot of coke. A good shot to the nose and it will collapse like a house of cards.

[tre-x]

rofl well it looks so far like OSama is the crowd fav! Of course we need to consider the fact that he may be dead...

[awkward-silence]

That definitatley could give george the edge he needs.

[Gabe]

Bush has a nuke. Osama i doubt (if he did he would have already used it by now.)

[RedSkunk]

Osama = on dialysis, 70-something
Bush = falls off of Segways.

Twould be interesting.

[GooieGreen]

At 6/12/04 02:51 PM, SKUNKbrs wrote: Osama = on dialysis, 70-something
Bush = falls off of Segways.

Twould be interesting.

I'm following you around the threads, bub

[mrpopenfresh]

It wouldn't be much of a fight there. Sure, they both got CIA training, but that was ages ago! They'd get their security to fight for them.

[TheloniousMONK]

Bush has military training. Usama may or may not have gone through his own training camps, I am not sure. Either way, I think Bush would win. Usama looks a little frail.

Sort of reminds me of the battles in the old days. The leaders duke it out and the winner takes all.

[TheShrike]

@starter Bush is from Connecticut, not Texas.

[Edvin]

Either way i have a good ending for that fight... (that will never happen, maybe in an other dimension....) Look, they start fighting and all... After a few minutes they have already kicked the guts out of each other and are very tired...... Wut's gonna happen... Wut's gonna happen... Here it is : that stupid Gdevlin77 comes in and kills both of them... Then Gdevlin77 gets death penalty and jail for life !!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!!! I suck at making stories and all .... Nobody take it personal.... Gdevlin77, i was kidding......

[Gabe]

Don't get me involved in stuff like that.

[Edvin]

gdevlin77, i was kidding... Dont be mad and all... It's a joke... Man because of ur stupid forum... I lost a friend !!!!!! SNIFF !!!!!!

[IllustriousPotentate]

If Osama was ever put in this position, he'd use a suicide bomb to blow himself up to take out Bush. So both would be dead.

It's a tie!

Now if we were talking Bush vs. Saddam or something, Bush would be no match for Saddam. However, Osama does his dirty work through henchmen becuase he is the brittle-boned geezer that he is. So unless henchmen are allowed, Osama's going down.

That is of course, if Kim Jong II doesn't distract the referee with nuclear threats allowing Col. Kadafi to hit Bush on the back with a metal folding chair.

[mrpopenfresh]

At 6/12/04 04:03 PM, Edvin1412 wrote: gdevlin77, i was kidding... Dont be mad and all... It's a joke... Man because of ur stupid forum... I lost a friend !!!!!! SNIFF !!!!!!

Worst. Joke. Evar.

[Gabe]

At 6/12/04 04:40 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Worst. Joke. Evar.

Yep.

Either way lets not get off subject.

I think Bush would win. The guy is the president of the US. That's alot of power.

[mrpopenfresh]

At 6/12/04 05:15 PM, GDevlin77 wrote:
Either way lets not get off subject.

The subject? Its who will win; Osama or Bush. You give either name accompanied with a humorous story and thats that.

[Proteas]

*assumes rain man voice*

Bush. Yea, yea, definitly bush. A piece of shrapnel was lodged in osama's brain in the early nineties, thus severely limiting his mental capacity. Shrapnel in da brain... bad, yea definitly definitly bad.

It would certainly level the playing field. Yea, definitly level the playing feel.

*stops with the rain man*

[tre-x]

wow, there's alot of facts. Let's add in a new element to the fight:no nukes or dirty bombs, suicide bombs, or henchmen are allowed, just your choice clothing theme (suicide bomber choice and nuclear missle command launcher not accessable). BUsh would come in in the cowboy suit and give Osama a mexican tatoo OR in a flight suit and prematurely proclaim the fight is over and leave; whereas Osama would be wearing his Al Jazeera broadcast 'camo and turban' outfit OR in a plain white robe, laced with antrax or somehting. You tell me!

[TabooTongue]

This should decide some kind of fate for the world. But I don't want to be killed or become shite muslim so maybe not. I got Osama cause I'm sure he knows more than one way to kill somone easy, Bush probably nows a couple. They should really do this that'd be good.

[tre-x]

Bushy can always get his wife to run over Osama :) jk she's allright. Osama has undoutably taken opium, being the rich Arab he was, and I have heard Bush took crack, so we have an odd coupl.

[RedSkunk]

Well...
What would happen if they went to Massachusetts and married?

[mrpopenfresh]

At 6/13/04 03:06 PM, SKUNKbrs wrote: Well...
What would happen if they went to Massachusetts and married?

Freakishly tall and thin cross between a rich Arab and a rich Monkey.

*vomits at though*

[tre-x]

yeah, that owuld be a way to solve the world's problems--just make all the world leaders get married. They'll learn to live with each other.

[DeathManofDoom4]

Theyd both blow eachother up with nukes! Like this:

[tre-x]

most married couples do.

[mrpopenfresh]

This marriage issue brings up a whole new question:

Who would be the bitch?

[ReddSky]

Osama is a fighting puppet, Bush is a political puppet. The rich white old man vs the armed rebel. I think its pretty obvious.

Either way it wouldent matter, bush would never fight anyone. Saddam apparently asked bush if they can just draw guns instead of having a full bloddy war, the winner takes the loser's country, didnt work out.