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I'm Hungry

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I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 07:56:57


Who here can make the best omelette?


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 08:13:47


I can make a decent one, i guess, i can make a mean batch of scrambled eggs though.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 09:37:10


No one here will make you a finer omelet than myself


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 09:50:11


At 12/28/14 07:56 AM, Knights wrote: Who here can make the best omelette?

All my omelette's still turn into scrambled eggs. The two or three ones I've tried. Need more practice.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 09:54:22


Egg white omelets with soy sauce 6 days a week, suckas. I've never torn one since 1952.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 10:15:14 (edited 2014-12-28 10:17:30)


I make a decent omelette. C:
I would add mayo and onion springs if I get teh chance.
Or sometimes add corned beef or chop up a hotdog to square bits to make it more interesting.
Then eat it with catsup, tabasco sauce, and toast bread on the side... yum.

At 12/28/14 09:50 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: All my omelette's still turn into scrambled eggs. The two or three ones I've tried. Need more practice.

Mine breaks too. So, I would instead use a teflon frying pan with a cover for it and cook the omelette for 15 minutes in super low heat without touching it. It makes it really firm though.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 11:45:57


Hi, Hungry. I'm Chdonga.

I haven't made an omelette since 7th grade Home Ec, but I can sprinkle bits of ham and cheese over a pan of scrambled eggs.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 12:23:35


why do you mix the yolk and white together

why dilute the precious egg yolk so much, why not mix it with vegemite and use it as a sauce for your ravioli like i do

i guess you're all dumb

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 19:19:47


The most important part of making an omelet is not being a little bitch.

If you are a miniscule, pathetic little cunt, you will end up with scrambled eggs.

If you use a flat ended spatula, PROPERLY SEASON THE PAN WITH SALT, PEPPER, AND OIL, and cook on low-medium heat until it is golden brown on the bottom, you will have no problems flipping your omelet.

Omelets can sense a punk ass bitch from a mile away, so be warned. DO YOU WANT YOUR SHIT SCRAMBLED?!?!? A BAD OMELET WILL SCRAMBLE YOUR SHIT.


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 19:42:27


Sure if by omelette you mean burned down kitchen.

May I interest you in a bowl of cereal?

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 20:42:24


At 12/28/14 07:56 AM, Knights wrote: Who here can make the best omelette?

Eh, the 3D printing is going to be massively available. Why don't you just print one?


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 20:43:46


i've yet to learn the magic of the omelette
they're really good when made right

:)

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 21:20:20


Not me, unless you like eating fire.

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-28 23:51:10


I put cheese in it.

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-29 00:16:51


Get yo ass off that couch and go to the grocery store!


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Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-29 00:20:28


step 1: add eggs
step 2: cook eggs over easy
step 3: stick dick in yolk
step 4: ejaculate
step 5: enjoy

Response to I'm Hungry 2014-12-29 04:53:42


i don't have the best cookbook so i guess i can't make the best omelette. sorry!


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