Everyone here is so funny, for now on if everyone comments on my theads and I like the comments I'm going to use them in a scirpt
I love the people here
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At 12/26/14 02:43 AM, ZE13 wrote: Everyone here is so funny, for now on if everyone comments on my theads and I like the comments I'm going to use them in a scirpt
Exhibit B ^^^^
keep on Reaping on
I always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say: 'Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.' Lately, what's keeping us together is my ability to overlook everything you do. And I overlook these things because... Well, that's the thing. I just don't know how to finish that sentence anymore. So I'm leaving with the kids to help Springfield, and we're never coming back. And to prove to myself that this is the end, I taped this over our wedding video. Good-bye, Homie!
Voice of Pipistrella in Pit People, Riley from Zonestream. Voice of Lily, Aurora and Lenora in Everwing
At 12/26/14 03:14 AM, Piper wrote: I always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say: 'Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.' Lately, what's keeping us together is my ability to overlook everything you do. And I overlook these things because... Well, that's the thing. I just don't know how to finish that sentence anymore. So I'm leaving with the kids to help Springfield, and we're never coming back. And to prove to myself that this is the end, I taped this over our wedding video. Good-bye, Homie!
^Psssssssh, women, amirite? Here one day, gone the next, then coming right back. A flurry of emotions out the door before they turn right back round again with a heavy heart and heavier suitcase. I keep saying this is the last time, but every time it happens I can't help but not say no. Every. Single. Month.
REEFER MADNESS (2005) - Murder!
JIMMY: Remember me Ralph?
RALPH: Shut up.
JIMMY: I'm about to fry! While you and your friends stand idly by! My life is now a ticking bomb!
RALPH: SHUT UP!
JIMMY: I'm gonna miss my senior prom!
RALPH: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
JIMMY: You murdered me Ralph!
RALPH: SHUT UP!!!
JIMMY: Murdered me!
RALPH: MURDERED YOU!
JIMMY: MURDERED ME!
RALPH: MURDERED HIM!!!
SALLY: Everythin' okay up there?
RALPH: IT'S THE KID! HE'S IN THE TOILET!!!
SALLY: Just flush him, Ralph!
MAE: You better cool off on the muggles there!
RALPH: Just a little hungry, that's all!
MARY: Remember me Ralph? I've been sent to Hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel! IT HURTS A LOT TO BEEEND! But at least I've made a friend!
RALPH: SHUT UP!
SATAN: You MURDERED HER, Ralph!
MARY: Murdered me!
RALPH: MURDERED YOU?!
JIMMY: MURDERED ME!
RALPH: MURDERED THEM!!
JACK: What's eatin' him?
RALPH: JACK! I saw SATAN and the kid and SATAN and the girl and SATAN!!
MAE: He's wound-up like an 8-day clock! One too many giggle sticks...
JACK: Better put your flaps down before 'ya take off-- go get some air...
RALPH: NO! JACK! Not out there, Jack! No! NOOO!
RALPH: Just a little too much weed, that's all...
RALPH: --AAAAH!
RALPH: Just an ordinary scarecrow! [laughs]
RALPH: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
ZOMBIES and JIMMY: OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE! WE'RE THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE!
RALPH: Wade 'em where it's hot! They are saving us a spot!
ZOMBIES: YOU MURDERED 'EM, RALPH! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!! MURDERED 'EM!!!
RALPH: Bad zombies! SHOO!
SALLY: He's losing it, Jack!
JACK: Gee, you don't suppose?
MAE: He's liable to crack and spill all he knows!
SALLY and MAE: He's really acting weird!
JACK: Perhaps it's time he disappeared! He'd never be missed-- I could MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!! MURDER HIM!!! MURDER HIM!!!
MAE: Jack, no! You fire that peashooter, you'll have the police right back here!
JACK: Alright, we'll play it your way-- for now!
RALPH: [Biting noise]
SALLY: AAAAH! HE BIT ME!
RALPH: JACK! I GOT ME THE MUNCHIES REAL BAD!
SALLY: HE'S GIVIN' ME THE CREEPIN' HEEBIE-JEEBIES!
JACK: C'mon-- let's go get Ralph a bite...
MAE: Yeah! He's liable to wake the neighbors with that racket...
JACK: [To SALLY] You stay-- keep an eye on him.
SALLY: I don't like the way he's lookin' at me...
SALLY: Sh-shake a leg with that grub!
RALPH: LEG... GRUB...
SALLY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
MAE: Yoo-hoo! Ralph? Sally? We got some take-away from Dim Foo's!
MAE: Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go?
JACK: They best not've skipped town!
MAE: Sally? Ralph?
MAE: [Drops food] AAAAAAAAH!
RALPH: [Laughing maniacally]
LECTURER: Blumsack!
RALPH: [Still laughing maniacally...]
MAE: AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH!
RALPH: I FOUND ME A SNACK, IT WAS NICE AND FRESH!
LECTURER and 2 PARENTS: The weed made him hungry for HUMAN FLESH!
JACK: Step away, you mug! 'Cause that's a brand-new Persian rug!
MAE: HE'S NOT GONNA STOP...
MAE and JACK, PARENT GROUP, LECTURER and BLUMSACK: ...MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!! MURDER HIM!!! MURDER HIM!!!
MAE: Oh god... oh god... OH GOD! OH GOD!
JACK: MAE! Don't get queer on me now!
MAE: [screaming hysterically]
SALLY: OW! Damn body.
JIMMY, MARY and SATAN, ZOMBIES, SALLY and RALPH: OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE! WE'RE THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE!
MAE: Now I see them, Jack-- and they all want their childhoods back! We murdered 'em, Jack!
ZOMBIES, MAE: MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!! MURDERED 'EM!!! MURDERED 'EM!!!
(UNISON)
ZOMBIES: OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE! WE'RE THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE!
MAE: NOW I SEE THEM, JACK-- AND THEY ALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK! WE MURDERED THEM, JACK!
MAE, ZOMBIES: MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDER! MURDER! MURDER! MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!
MURDER! AAAAAAAH!!!
JACK: PUT IT TOGETHER! DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT! YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! SO YOU MURDER THEM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU! THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE!!!
At 12/26/14 02:49 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:At 12/26/14 02:43 AM, ZE13 wrote: Everyone here is so funny, for now on if everyone comments on my theads and I like the comments I'm going to use them in a scirptExhibit B ^^^^
What about A?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 12/26/14 07:17 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 12/26/14 02:49 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Exhibit B ^^^^What about A?
At 12/26/14 02:43 AM, ZE13 wrote: Everyone here is so funny, for now on if everyone comments on my theads and I like the comments I'm going to use them in a scirpt
stay in school
brush your teeth
make friends
enjoy life
don't do drugs
or else you'll become me.
fuck yuo idiote
"Live your life, because if you don't live your life, you're living a lie"
John "Dat Booty" Doe
At 12/27/14 05:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote: OP got banned. We're all free now!
Thank god for that.
