I know it's not cool to complain about something when its a gift, the thought is what counts and all, but there are some gifts that are so lame that it is difficult to NOT say something. I'm not talking socks that are too small, but legit facepalm bad. Like a gag toy with a penis bought for a child, or something so cheap it breaks within 5 minutes. What are some of the wierdest, or crappiest gifts you've gotten for Christmas over the years?