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Banta Claus!

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Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 17:25:46


Already Christmas Eve, yet no sign of him whatsoever. I summon you, Banta Claus!


PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega

I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 17:28:51


Banta Claus?

I only know of Santa Claus!


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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 17:52:55


I think there is a reason why he is never coming back.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 18:45:03


Rant-a Clause


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 18:46:25


At 12/24/14 05:29 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: banta claus isn't a thing. you can't just make up clauses. a clause has to consist of a subject and a predicate and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

You are an idiot, and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.


"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 18:48:03


At 12/24/14 06:46 PM, VJF wrote:
At 12/24/14 05:29 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: banta claus isn't a thing. you can't just make up clauses. a clause has to consist of a subject and a predicate and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64
You are an idiot, and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.

Blasphemer!


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 18:52:30


GayAunt-A Claus


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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 18:55:06


You guys know Banta Claus isn't real right?


winner of the first annual NG Hunger games

life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 19:13:05


Ganta Claus:
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ganta-claus

Only veteran Ace Attorney fans will get this one.

Banta Claus!


That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.

Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense.

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Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 20:10:31


At 12/24/14 05:25 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Already Christmas Eve, yet no sign of him whatsoever. I summon you, Banta Claus!

;D

Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 20:30:50


This is exactly the same reason as to why Jesus hasn't come back yet, either.

Response to Banta Claus! 2014-12-24 21:05:20


At 12/24/14 06:55 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You guys know Banta Claus isn't real right?

Bullshit, he's real motherfucker. I saw him with my own goddamn eyes. Just you wait, he'll be here in no time. Just gotta' have a bit of faith.


PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega

I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-02 13:52:42


At 12/24/14 09:05 PM, RyderOmega wrote:
At 12/24/14 06:55 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You guys know Banta Claus isn't real right?
Bullshit, he's real motherfucker. I saw him with my own goddamn eyes. Just you wait, he'll be here in no time. Just gotta' have a bit of faith.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=banta+claus&safe=active&tbm=vid

If Banta Claus isn't real, then why does he have so many youtube videos?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-02 16:31:57


I don't know nuthin' bout no Banta Claus,but Bantha Claus brings the wonderful presents of shrieking terror and death.

Banta Claus!

Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-09 22:53:45


At 12/9/15 10:21 PM, Basspro55isback2006 wrote: Again another christmas thread what is with ALL the christmas stuff?

It's December, it's only natural that there should be Christmas threads.

Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-23 16:04:06


At 12/2/15 01:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 12/24/14 09:05 PM, RyderOmega wrote:
At 12/24/14 06:55 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You guys know Banta Claus isn't real right?
Bullshit, he's real motherfucker. I saw him with my own goddamn eyes. Just you wait, he'll be here in no time. Just gotta' have a bit of faith.
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=banta+claus&safe=active&tbm=vid

If Banta Claus isn't real, then why does he have so many youtube videos?

Holy shit, can't believe I posted that a year ago. So much has happened since then.. I started posting here again like like Oct or Nov 14? Maybe even 13? Jeezuz

It s been a long ride


winner of the first annual NG Hunger games

life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday

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Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-23 16:05:15


Fatty Claus isn't going to be showing up this year...

Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-23 16:11:06


Was that bump necessary?

Response to Banta Claus! 2015-12-23 16:21:15


He got fucked up by Chuck Norris.