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how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 02:01:01 Reply

how do i get the can do attitudes of my fav femalae heros but retain the feminine grace of a ballerina on dance tv shows

i want to make men drop by not only winking at them and charming them w my long eyelashes but by also leg sweeping them and ste[pping on there balls with the bottom of my high heels

workout routines and make u p guide lines appreciated

also im a man

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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 02:02:44 Reply

it's not about how pretty you are on the outside, but how pretty you are on the inside and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 02:03:53 Reply

At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man

start by eating female growth hormones

then read some feminist literature.

become inspired by female heroines, such as wonderwoman, Suzanne Collins or Sarah Palin

Then you have it


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 02:06:41 Reply

At 12/24/14 02:02 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: it's not about how pretty you are on the outside, but how pretty you are on the inside and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

fuck off

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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 03:39:53 Reply

At 12/24/14 02:06 AM, AnonOfCali wrote:
At 12/24/14 02:02 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: --supergandhi64
fuck off

you first


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 07:57:14 Reply

At 12/24/14 03:39 AM, Voltage wrote:
you first

No. You.

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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 08:00:48 Reply

At 12/24/14 07:57 AM, Hacklyn wrote:
At 12/24/14 03:39 AM, Voltage wrote:
you first
No. You.

you are being kick ass but not pretty 0/5


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 08:06:22 Reply

Lay off the drugs, Anon.


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 09:48:03 Reply

At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man

In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 16:13:09 Reply

At 12/24/14 08:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Lay off the drugs, Anon.

clean for 6 days but craving some listerine

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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 19:01:39 Reply

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:
At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man
In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

a sex change? or drag


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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 19:02:23 Reply

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:
At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man
In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

forgot image

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Response to how to be pretty but kick ass 2014-12-24 21:40:17 Reply

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:
At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man
In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

Do we drug him and force this operation on him while he's knocked out, or do we just get Mr. Gluskin from Outlast to handle things?