Clubs suck

[Monster-64]

tl;dr: Clubs are loud. Why are they so loud?

Okay, so earlier tonight, I went to my first club. Infact, I went to several different clubs cause the clubs the really suit %100 of my friends. Anyways, at every single club, I've noticed they've had one thing in common besides tobacco: the music is loud as all living hell. Seriously, I had to literally shout to make myself audible to my friends, and for some reason, my friends were talking at conversation level decibels, so I couldn't hear them. I understand that people live by the practice of "loud music = more fun" but how... just fucking how can people tolerate music that blasting off like a jet engine?

So later on the night, when we left the deafening club, the silence felt so fucking good that it felt like a spa treatment for my ears.

Empathize with me, or insult me. I just went to a fucking club, I'm the badass for the night.

[Sekhem]

At 12/24/14 01:37 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Why are they so loud?

to make sure they aren't filled with babies (like you)

[someaveragechap]

The music is so loud, it makes you want to drink. More alcohol consumed, more money for the club.

[AnonOfCali]

eventually you won't hear the sound of your gf getting grinded on by other guys or your friends talking about you behind your back

[Voltage]

At 12/24/14 01:45 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: eventually you won't hear the sound of your gf getting grinded on by other guys or your friends talking about you behind your back

exactly, less drama = less insurance claims filed against the club = more beer = YAY!

also, more pregnancies but that's always been a societal thing

[AnonOfCali]

At 12/24/14 01:47 AM, Voltage wrote:

exactly, less drama = less insurance claims filed against the club = more beer = YAY!

also, more pregnancies but that's always been a societal thing

more babies=more dancers=tinier dancers=equal more accidental injuries of stepping on baby dancers=more insurance claims filed against club=less money for the club

then again more little merchandise

bought with tiny baby money

and they have to be trained to dance

i dont see your point tbh

[NewgroundsNation]

For some reason in society loud music = party time. Not sure why that came to be, it would be interesting to hear the psychology/sociology take on it.

It only becomes a problem when I have to raise my voice from a standard conversation volume.

[NGPulp]

Yes, they do.

[SmartyPants]

Clubs are dumb and full of cunts.

[FurryGod]

What else will Monster find outside of his cave?

Find out next time

[RedCoin]

clubs aren't for talking

theyre host to primitive fertility rituals where you drink yourself into a shamanic state of intoxication and find a mate to bring back to your cave and plow

[Boredy-Mcbored]

I had to realize that any party is essentially only fun if you're only around close friends or if you are incredibly and totally wasted. I hate clubs because you have to pay sooooo much for liquor and I also can't smoke their either. I like house parties. They're more intimate and, depending on your group of friends, you don't have to get hammered to have a good time if it's not their thing.

[Jin]

As I don't drink, don't like loud places, and don't dance, I have and will never go to a club. Which is perfectly fine.

[Amaranthus]

You suck.

<3

[NeonSpider]

You're just not ready for the club experience yet is all. Give it a few years and try again. It's also possible it's just not your thing.

Also yeah you can't talk much in clubs. That's why you let your body do the talking. If someone's pretty intentionally brushing up against you (like, it's not just because it's cramped or they're passing through or accidental), that usually means they like some of what you have going on there. You can further confirm this if they give you a flirty look or motion you with their fingers. Sometimes they'll just outright start grinding or humping you too.

You decide where you want to take it from there.

[Teddiikun]

If the music wasn't so loud, the people would be louder than the music. If you want a moment of peace in a club just go to the smoking area or outside

[aListers]

Agreed. I like to go out with friends and the volume of the music just makes it pointless. I prefer to go to a pub with friends and drink some free water. The only time I went out to a club I hated it and walking out with a woman's number on my arm didn't change that. The music was crap and loud. Don't want to do it again.

[Monster-64]

At 12/24/14 09:06 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 12/24/14 04:49 AM, RedCoin wrote: clubs aren't for talking

theyre host to primitive fertility rituals where you drink yourself into a shamanic state of intoxication and find a mate to bring back to your cave and plow

You two do raise interesting points...

At 12/24/14 03:21 AM, FurryGod wrote: What else will Monster find outside of his cave?

Find out next time

Yiff in hell, motherfucker. >:)

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

You need to drink more. Drinking dulls the pain of living, which is why people go clubbing. That dance you see? Is called the dance of death. After ingesting poison, young kids engage in this ritual.

[Monster-64]

At 12/24/14 10:35 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: You need to drink more. Drinking dulls the pain of living, which is why people go clubbing. That dance you see? Is called the dance of death. After ingesting poison, young kids engage in this ritual.

Unfortunately, I'm only 18 and I went to an 18+ club.

[Monster-64]

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You suck.

<3

I am the superior sperm. You are nothing.
Therefore, you suck. Now go do my dishes.

[someaveragechap]

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

I am the superior sperm. You are nothing.
Therefore, you suck. Now go do my dishes.

But what if Amaranthus came from a superior egg?

[Amaranthus]

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You suck.

<3

I am the superior sperm. You are nothing.
Therefore, you suck. Now go do my dishes.

Superiority issues much?

[Monster-64]

At 12/24/14 10:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You suck.

<3

I am the superior sperm. You are nothing.
Therefore, you suck. Now go do my dishes.

Superiority issues much?

More like superiority issues for you, qt.

[Lich]

Fuck the normal clubs:
- The music is usually whatever is the popular trend (fuck off Big Room House and Trap)
- Drinks are overpriced (£4 for a Jagerbomb?!)
- Shit makeup jobs on the females (nice shade of plastic to go along with your piss stains you dirty swines)
- If there's no dress code, expect the guys to walk in wearing their latest wardrobe additions from Sports Direct
- Usually hot and most of the smaller ones smell like shit

Alt clubs are much, much better. Less riff raff, better music, better people and better venues.

[SithCorduroy]

I'm a card carrying member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

[Amaranthus]

At 12/24/14 10:57 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

More like superiority issues for you, qt.

Fite me irl, m8.

[Monster-64]

At 12/24/14 11:01 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:57 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

More like superiority issues for you, qt.

Fite me irl, m8.

asl m9

[Amaranthus]

At 12/24/14 11:03 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 11:01 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:57 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/24/14 10:43 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/24/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

More like superiority issues for you, qt.

Fite me irl, m8.

asl m9

16 f cali
u?

[Hoodie]

One could also say being stabbed hurts, but people don't usually tell each other common sense things.

Unless they're morons.