Breakfast Princess

[Minchken]

I've had this fantasy where I want Breakfast Princess to squat above a frying pan and crap out an egg I whisked into her ass earlier into the sizzling pan, then eat it with her, and I'd tell her how I only eat this because it came from her, we would smile and she would kiss me on the lips and then I would put the egg in her mouth, and she would snow ball it back into my mouth, for about 3 minutes, then after that she would puke it back on my plate and i'd refry that. and we'd repeat the same process of snowballing, we would end the night off with passionate sex.

[someaveragechap]

That's nice. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[Minchken]

At 12/24/14 12:06 AM, Voltage wrote: Ok, that last thread was ridiculous - now you're driving me up a wall.

Fuck you, fuck Adventure Time, and fuck Pendleton Ward.

Voltage, your attitude is... electrifying

[koopahermit]

My foreskin is your breakfast, princess.

[Minchken]

At 12/24/14 12:24 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:21 AM, Minchken wrote: Voltage, your attitude is... electrifying

Fuck Breakfast Princess.

Figuratively, not literally, because I don't think she has orifices.

yeah she does, and a nice big smelly colon to smear her shit-chili all over my wanting face, besides, where else is all that breakfast that she eats supposed to go?

[ThePulp]

At 12/24/14 12:04 AM, Minchken wrote: I've had this fantasy where I want Breakfast Princess to squat above a frying pan and crap out an egg...

Was this what you were going to spam in that dumb raid of yours?

[AnonOfCali]

she aint myy kind of girl (if she dont like bacon)

[NewgroundsNation]

A breakfast princess sounds delicious. Damn, that would hit the spot right now.

[YenMuffin]

At 12/24/14 12:04 AM, Minchken wrote: OP's post.

What's wrong with you?