Most fucked up toy ever?

[GoodLuckTurtle]

In the early 1990s there was a toy about crash test dummies. The purpose of the toy set was to crash cars and see how much damage you could do with the crash test dummies inside the cars. Despite the fact that the commercial for the toy encourages car safety and using a seatbelt it seems pretty ironic that the game is about crashing toy cars with mannequinns inside them.

Additionally, the toy sets may include another toy that involves torturing the dummies by captivating them and hitting them with a machine that hits them or something along those lines. This may be the most fucked up part of these toys.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cg34__4-XjE Here the Nostalgia Critic sums it up the best at 3:57 by saying it is ironic how the toy contradicts the message it is getting across in its commercials. He then goes on to say the game is actually kinda sick and then talks about how fucked up that torture the crash test dummy game is.

really though, this game is pretty screwed up how it's for kids, but I guess in a kind of cool way.

[Voltage]

wasn't there a game/tv show about the crash dummies?

[Hoodie]

"Here is someone else's example which I got all my opinions from."

[Radaketor]

There's a children's doll somewhere that has a functioning penis.

[someaveragechap]

The Punisher gun toy. Hint: a cannon pops out of his chest at crotch level. Honorable mention, action Tarzan where his action is making masturbatory gestures.

[yurgenburgen]

crash test dummies were awesome
I had the orange motorbike
also my nan got me a comic about them one time
so much nostalgia coming back

[NGPulp]

The ones with large orifices, I'm sure.

[GoodLuckTurtle]

At 12/23/14 05:31 AM, Hoodie wrote: "Here is someone else's example which I got all my opinions from."

No moron, many would share the same opinion. Game is cool but a bit fucked up.

[GRIMthaREAPER]

This

[someaveragechap]

At 12/23/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: This

You find that from Sankaku Complex? I remember a thread where some Japanese toy collectors got their hands on that Woody and posed it with anime chicks in very rapey tones.

[xXSp1cyN1njaXx]

At 12/23/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: This

you made me choke on my water you asshole

[dinopirate23]

when toys r us was selling the breaking bad figurines and parents petitioning to get them removed because the figures came with the haz met suits and the barrels for the meth.

[Silverlee]

*Google searches*

Found it!

Saw this on the news once

[SithCorduroy]

Stinkor.

Who wants a toy that smells like straight up ass?

[SithCorduroy]

Clive Barker had a toy line once.

[FrozenJetpax]

Not really a toy but justas strange if you want to count it.

http://www.muldersworld.com/photo.asp?id=6600

[GRIMthaREAPER]

At 12/23/14 12:21 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

At 12/23/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: This

you made me choke on my water you asshole

Not my fault you don't know how to drink water dumbass

[argile]

At 12/23/14 09:31 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Clive Barker had a toy line once.

Someone really care about the craft of there toys holly shit,it looks so real.

[StrapOnFetus]

At 12/23/14 03:48 AM, GoodLuckTurtle wrote:

Dude I fucking loved Crashed test dummys back in the day, I even had the VHS tape of the shitty cg movie which I cherished.

I also had this toy called monster face. Best thing ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRxPqckNse4

[FurryGod]

Furbys top them all

[RyderOmega]

You got to admit, this was pretty creepy.

[Makakaov]

At 12/23/14 10:24 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: crash test dummies were awesome
I had the orange motorbike
also my nan got me a comic about them one time
so much nostalgia coming back

I suppose it's nostalgia from times when you weren't gay yet.

[CiviLies]

At 12/26/14 01:32 AM, RyderOmega wrote: You got to admit, this was pretty creepy.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[yurgenburgen]

At 12/26/14 02:17 AM, Makakaov wrote: I suppose it's nostalgia from times when you weren't gay yet.

here's your reply, sugar

[NeonSpider]

At 12/23/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: This

Is that toy trying to give you a woody?

At 12/23/14 05:35 AM, Radaketor wrote: There's a children's doll somewhere that has a functioning penis.

Welp, there we have it gentlemen. A doll that can impregnate with its fully-functioning penis. Are the resultant offspring half-doll half-human?

[Bmwd]

mr bucket

[Carlos01]

As a kid I was scared of those things. I think The most fucked up toy, at least for me, is The Evil Stick. Google it, or look For it. It's insane :/

[poopmcfarts]

At 12/23/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: This

Blank post

[poopmcfarts]

At 12/26/14 06:32 PM, Bmwd wrote: mr bucket

I actually have that...

Oh no.

[Bmwd]

At 12/26/14 08:50 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:

At 12/26/14 06:32 PM, Bmwd wrote: mr bucket

I actually have that...

Oh no.

Sell it then ya dope!