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Hi, I'm new

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Hi, I'm SnakeSpiderScorpion from YouTube. I'm 15, I have 370 YouTube subscribers, and I've recently started making Text-to-Speech videos where Microsoft David---one of the default voices for Windows 8---reads hilarious Windows errors in one series, and in another series he looks at (reads) ridiculous signs, menus, instructions, etc.

I think that Newgrounds looks like a really cool website. I really like the game Castle Crashers for XBOX 360.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:07:40


Welcome! I hope you enjoy it here!


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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:27:40


At 12/21/14 10:25 PM, BlueReality wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:22 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:21 PM, BlueReality wrote: Sorry, this website is reserved for Homosexual men between the ages of 72-90
And straight men aged 13-71.

BOOM
Yeah, just as long as you're not a Homosexual man between the ages of 13-71 or a straight man between the ages of 72-90 you should be fine here have fun

Well, the rules sure have changed since I was last in town.

Used to be men of all ages!

Whatever happened to equality for all, hmm?

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:32:24


I would do the stereotypical 'welcome song' thing that my kind does, but I'm not a complete twat. Welcome to NG. Be safe and have fun!

Wear a condom before quoting posts.

[Report Rule-Breaking Portal Submissions] - [Game & Movie Portal Moderator]

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:33:33


I'd love to make some games for Newgrounds, but I don't know or have any gamemaking software that makes games with the supported file type. You guys know of any?

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:37:21


At 12/21/14 10:33 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: I'd love to make some games for Newgrounds, but I don't know or have any gamemaking software that makes games with the supported file type. You guys know of any?

Flash


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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:37:32


SnakeSpiderScorpion.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:43:04


At 12/21/14 10:40 PM, 24901miles wrote: Nice icon by the way. Northeast of Pik BAM in Russia?

Nah, just a pic of the earth. I live in the US.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:50:57


Welcome to the internet version of the circus! We got games, movies, music, art, and plenty of freaks to astonish and weird you out!

The ring leader to this marvelous spectacular is none other then the one, the only, TOM FULP!

This is a fun community, and it can be dark at times. Being here is guaranteed to bring you fond memories!

Now, please assume position.


Oh look, nipple rings

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 22:52:30


Welcome to Newgrounds. Enjoy your stay. Don't drink the water.

At 12/21/14 10:28 PM, BlueReality wrote: I'm afraid that all stopped when the fire nation attacked

Wow. That's the dankest meme I've ever seen. Nice one.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 23:37:53


At 12/21/14 10:37 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: SnakeSpiderScorpion.

FRAYDO

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-21 23:55:28


去ってください。

>You have attempted to post illegal text

5:24 PM - Hat-Fondler: adverb

5:24 PM - 平沢唯: jewishly

5:25 PM - Kupo: frothingly

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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 00:22:09


I was watching Family Guy a while ago. I really like that show.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 00:24:02


At 12/21/14 10:26 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Don't look into the Death Star

It's A Trap


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 00:41:54 (edited 2014-12-22 00:42:24)


I'm going to dislike all of your videos with my 74 alts


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 00:46:18


Welcome to NG!

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 00:48:04


sen me nuds

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 06:05:34


This thread got weird.

At 12/21/14 10:33 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: I'd love to make some games for Newgrounds, but I don't know or have any gamemaking software that makes games with the supported file type. You guys know of any?

There's always Adobe Flash and Stencyl.

At 12/22/14 06:00 AM, Hoodie wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:06 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: Hi, I'm SnakeSpiderScorpion from YouTube. I'm 15, I have 370 YouTube subscribers,
This is probably the most adorable hello I've ever read.

Did you change your name?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 06:25:57


Welcome! Just make a good a amount of dick jokes (or just be one) and you'll fit in perfectly!

At 12/22/14 06:06 AM, dem0lecule wrote: This thread is very warm-welcoming so far. Wait until some jerk ruin it...

I know right? From the very first sentence I was expecting a flame wall. Good job NG!

Tone derailing in 3... 2....

I loves teh intranet

Checks my Youtubes! Current Let's play- Earthbound

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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 06:32:24


Welcome to Newgrounds!!

:U

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 08:03:09


At 12/21/14 10:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: @NGPulp , if you'd kindly give this man the link to your General Forum welcoming post.

Much obliged.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 13:19:11


At 12/22/14 08:03 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: @NGPulp , if you'd kindly give this man the link to your General Forum welcoming post.
Much obliged.

I gave it to you in private messages.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 13:21:26


At 12/22/14 06:00 AM, Hoodie wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:06 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: Hi, I'm SnakeSpiderScorpion from YouTube. I'm 15, I have 370 YouTube subscribers,
This is probably the most adorable hello I've ever read.

Adorable?

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 13:45:57


Put a Christmas Hat on your avatar and you'll be part of the in crowd.


Enter your signature text...

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 15:08:32


At 12/21/14 10:06 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: Hi, I'm SnakeSpiderScorpion from YouTube. I'm 15, I have 370 YouTube subscribers, and I've recently started making Text-to-Speech videos where Microsoft David---one of the default voices for Windows 8---reads hilarious Windows errors in one series, and in another series he looks at (reads) ridiculous signs, menus, instructions, etc.

I think that Newgrounds looks like a really cool website. I really like the game Castle Crashers for XBOX 360.

ello there, im kinda new here too, and newgrounds is pretty awesome/ lots to do and there are lot of nice users here


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Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 22:16:01


At 12/22/14 03:11 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 12/22/14 08:03 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 12/21/14 10:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: @NGPulp , if you'd kindly give this man the link to your General Forum welcoming post.
Much obliged.
"Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed."

Yeah I remember that. I don't see why they had to remove it though, these threads still seem even more pointless than standard fare, but whatever

I don't see what's so bad about "I'm new here" topics, because in my eyes, it's kind of a "first post, just saying hi" thing, where we know almost nobody on the forums, and we'd like to know some people here. I personally didn't know anyone on Newgrounds before I joined yesterday. None of my friends are on here, so I'm meeting new people---a fresh new start on my fresh new account on a fresh new concept---game-making.

So, if you ask me what the point of "I'm new here" forum threads are, I would say it's a method new users use to introduce themselves on public forums.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 22:36:37


At 12/22/14 10:24 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 12/22/14 10:16 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: So, if you ask me what the point of "I'm new here" forum threads are, I would say it's a method new users use to introduce themselves on public forums.
There's nothing an introductory thread achieves that lurking and posting more and more over time doesn't. All it does is create a misleading facade where you get to have people pretend to be interested in Newbie Joe #914923 for a little while.

It's just a way users introduce themselves and express themselves for the first time, basically telling people a little about you. I would personally never start on a forum by lurking around and posting here and there.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-22 23:59:36


At 12/22/14 11:00 PM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 12/22/14 10:36 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: It's just a way users introduce themselves and express themselves for the first time, basically telling people a little about you. I would personally never start on a forum by lurking around and posting here and there.
That's how I started on basically every forum I've ever used, from when I was like seven years old annoying people with my amazing newfound ability to say "fuck". The best way to learn about users is by reading their posts.

Well, I guess you can say that with you being out of character and being all sunshine and rainbows on your first post, and then you shed it and become your real character the longer you're on the site. But I'm never known to be dishonest.

Let's just say that either way has its ups and downs. This is just the way I've been doing it for a long time.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-23 00:04:40


At 12/23/14 12:02 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Welcome... what do you think of clowns?

Meh. clowns are among the last of things that come to mind every now and again. I'm not really a fan of clowns.

Response to Hi, I'm new 2014-12-23 00:08:50


At 12/23/14 12:03 AM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 12/22/14 11:59 PM, SnakeSpiderScorpion wrote: Well, I guess you can say that with you being out of character and being all sunshine and rainbows on your first post, and then you shed it and become your real character the longer you're on the site. But I'm never known to be dishonest.
I think it's more of a facade on the community's side. Everyone can be all bright and happy and saying "you've made this day special just by being you" or whatever, but you don't get to see the ugly sides of things until you start posting for real.

The way I see it is just a way to say hi for the first time on a site with a bunch of people you don't know. I don't really find any ways in which it's "unpleasant".