How Do You Treat Your Cat Poop

[Galneda]

Obviously for cat owners:

How do you deal with cat poop in the kitty litter?

Do you just wrap up the whole bag of cat litter once or twice a week and set the whole disposable bag of cat litter out to the trash? Placing a new shitbox liner, and pouring fresh litter into it?

Do you make the bag of cat litter stretch by getting some sort of clumping solution, and scooping out the cat turds to dispose of them somewhere else like you're sifting for gold?

Or do you just let your cat do their business outside, fuck buying cat litter in the first place?

Whole bag? Scoop it out? Or none of that shit?

Do you eat it? Do you stuff it up your butt? Cram it into your urethra when its still fresh and malleable? Do you just grab them by hand and keep them in your pocket so you can throw them at children later? Do you collect them, and make them pretty little dresses and give them names, and stuff them into your Star Wars toys so your little cat turd friends go on adventures while your cat watches?

[Radaketor]

My grandmother is the one who cleans the litter since it's her cat, she scoops the feces and throws the to the garbage.

[NewgroundsNation]

I've trained my cat not to use the bathroom anymore, he's moved on to better things

[NeonSpider]

At 12/19/14 05:10 AM, Phobotech wrote: Do you eat it? Do you stuff it up your butt? Cram it into your urethra when its still fresh and malleable? Do you just grab them by hand and keep them in your pocket so you can throw them at children later? Do you collect them, and make them pretty little dresses and give them names, and stuff them into your Star Wars toys so your little cat turd friends go on adventures while your cat watches?

Now you're talking! Well, you have a few good options here but probably the best option is to mix them into brownies and serve them to guests, although throwing them at children is a close second.

[Makakaov]

At 12/19/14 05:11 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Nugget.

Is this some kind of sophisticated variation of racist joke?

[Maltos]

I used to have a cat but then i got sick of her pissing on my cloths and pooping in the closet
so i got rid of that hoe and i burned the litter box with her poo still in it

[NeonSpider]

At 12/19/14 07:25 AM, Maltos wrote: I used to have a cat but then i got sick of her pissing on my cloths and pooping in the closet
so i got rid of that hoe and i burned the litter box with her poo still in it

You should have pissed on the cat and pooped in the closet to get even. Pissed on the cat because she pissed on your clothes. Pooped in the closet because why should the cat get all the closet-pooping fun?

[Maltos]

At 12/19/14 07:46 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 12/19/14 07:25 AM, Maltos wrote: I used to have a cat but then i got sick of her pissing on my cloths and pooping in the closet
so i got rid of that hoe and i burned the litter box with her poo still in it

You should have pissed on the cat and pooped in the closet to get even. Pissed on the cat because she pissed on your clothes. Pooped in the closet because why should the cat get all the closet-pooping fun?

My friend those thoughts crossed my mind from time to time
but i read somewhere that when a cat pees on your stuff it means that they are insecure and they pee on your stuff to try to say " i belong"
but that shit was uncool and that hoe had to go

[Yomuchan]

Take out out and bag it in paper. Then burn it and crumble it.

It makes for very powerful fertilizer.

[Cyberdevil]

Though I'm not a cat owner, just thought I'd mention this is the reason I'd rather not have a cat. Or even worse: dog. Or any animal for that matter that isn't vegetarian and/or lives in a tank.

[Galneda]

At 12/19/14 08:58 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Though I'm not a cat owner, just thought I'd mention this is the reason I'd rather not have a cat. Or even worse: dog. Or any animal for that matter that isn't vegetarian and/or lives in a tank.

Because poop is icky?

How are you going to handle being a parent?

[NeonSpider]

At 12/19/14 09:05 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/19/14 08:58 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Though I'm not a cat owner, just thought I'd mention this is the reason I'd rather not have a cat. Or even worse: dog. Or any animal for that matter that isn't vegetarian and/or lives in a tank.

Because poop is icky?

How are you going to handle being a parent?

Be like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons, except with babies.

So, ... instead of throwing cats at random passers-by you'd be throwing babies.

[Cyberdevil]

At 12/19/14 09:05 AM, Phobotech wrote: Because poop is icky?

Yeah, and especially carnivore/omnivore animal poop. Other animal poop's usually odorless and dry.

How are you going to handle being a parent?

Still pondering if I want to parent or not, but if that day comes I'd better enjoy a trouble and poop-free life while I can! ;)

[Sense-Offender]

Scoop until the bag has to be changed.

[Teddiikun]

I don't have a cat. I have a dog but he's trained to do his business outside

It's nice to not have to clean shit

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 12/19/14 05:10 AM, Phobotech wrote: Obviously for cat owners:

Hey now you don't have to own a cat to own large amounts of cat poop for reasons.

[NeonSpider]

At 12/19/14 10:10 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 12/19/14 05:10 AM, Phobotech wrote: Obviously for cat owners:

Hey now you don't have to own a cat to own large amounts of cat poop for reasons.

Gonna make those cat poop brownies to give to "friends" and for when you're obligated to "bring a dish" to social events eh? ... Eh? *wink wink*

[Piper]

At 12/19/14 05:10 AM, Phobotech wrote: Do you just wrap up the whole bag of cat litter once or twice a week and set the whole disposable bag of cat litter out to the trash? Placing a new shitbox liner, and pouring fresh litter into it?

If I was a bad human and didn't scoop, yes. I end up having to do this. Sometimes I wish I could go chuck it into a dark hole somewhere.

Do you make the bag of cat litter stretch by getting some sort of clumping solution, and scooping out the cat turds to dispose of them somewhere else like you're sifting for gold?

This. But since we've had our newest addition to the family in the last year, it's been getting harder to do. I swear he pisses gallons. Been scooping out bowling ball sized clumps. Oy!

[NeonSpider]

At 12/20/14 04:58 AM, Piper wrote: Been scooping out bowling ball sized clumps. Oy!

On the plus side, you could round them off, poke three holes, and bring those with you and place them in the racks at the local bowling alley. Then sit back and enjoy the show.