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Initiating the first kiss?

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Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-11 23:24:51


How do you guys do it?

Just kidding. I know none of you have ever kissed anyone before.

But how would you do it? A friend of mine is indirectly seeking advice, and I don't know what to tell him. I've always gotten lucky; the few girls that were into me were pretty easy to initiate physical contact with. My friend seems to have a different scenario though, so I figured I'd ask you guys for advice and then tell him not to do the things that you guys say.

So? What's the best and worst ways to initiate that first kiss, that first intimate moment?

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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-11 23:35:44


go in close, lock eyes, and lean in
hopefully the other would lean in as well and wow! a kiss!

you can always play the fool and do it like this:
"do you wanna kiss?"
to which it is left up to her response

{if yes}
score! go for the kiss!

{if no}
pull out a hershey's kiss from your pocket and offer it to her like that's what you meant, and not the other thing

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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-11 23:38:08


I had to be convinced to try it.

Kissing was never really my thing.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:12:17


I don't know. But I know that you shouldn't lick your lips before kissing someone


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:13:34


At 12/11/14 11:26 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Handcuffs, gags and video camera.
Seriously, though, I'd be staring in my woman's eyes or something.

How would you do it with a gag?

Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:26:36


When I feel unsure about myself I usually just get in really close and stay there. The way I see it, I don't have any expectations of kissing. I just enjoy the intimacy and if it comes to that I think of it as an added bonus.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:34:15


y'know, i like the way you see it @Kwing

Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:35:07


I don't know, dude. You kind of just get that look from them whenever they're close. Or I guess you can just play dumb and let them do the work. Smooches are great, yeah, but I've never really liked the tongue. It's all slimy and... invasive.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:39:16


At 12/11/14 11:24 PM, Seasons wrote:
Just kidding. I know none of you have ever kissed anyone before.

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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 00:41:59


At 12/11/14 11:24 PM, Seasons wrote: How do you guys do it?

Just kidding. I know none of you have ever kissed anyone before.

/thread


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 01:19:30


alternatively, you can throw alcohol into the equation
let impaired judgement lead to the kiss, and then some

Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 01:23:57


oh fuck me! of course!
'tis the season! ♥

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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 02:14:51


He's gotta figure out what works for him. Sometimes, you go for it on pure body language cues, sometimes they throw themselves at you, and sometimes you can negotiate them down from $150 to $100 flat, other times you ask them if they want to kiss you.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 06:05:39


Grab the spaghetti out of your pocket, throw it on her face, eat it and kiss her when you reach her mouth.

Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 06:28:36


At 12/11/14 11:35 PM, FRAYDO wrote: {if no}
pull out a hershey's kiss from your pocket and offer it to her like that's what you meant, and not the other thing

Oh my god.

Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 11:51:39


Watch the Little Mermaid, they have a song about this topic. You have to get into a boat, with singing sea creatures watching you perform the action.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 12:00:29


Lock eyes
Stare deep into hers lean slowly in
And then......grab her cock


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 12:58:06



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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 15:06:04


I dunno, being alone for more than five minutes with my Uncle on the weekends always did the trick for me.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 17:34:25


Like most things in life, the drunker you are the easier it is!


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 18:04:53


1.Make eye contact
2.Look down to her lips
3.Bite your bottom lip a little bit

If she doesn't go in for the kiss after that, you've failed your mission. Needless to say, it always works for me.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 18:13:55


Shoot that bastard's ass. Shoot him in the head. Pop his ass with a .38. Murder that son of a bitch. Riddle his ass with bullets. Blow his freaking head off. Shoot him full of holes. Kill that stupid jerk. Blast that stupid motherfucker. Blow his ass away. Pump a bullet in his head. Snuff the life out of him.


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Response to Initiating the first kiss? 2014-12-12 18:41:00


At 12/12/14 12:00 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: ......grab her cock

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