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I got a job!

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Give me undeserved praise for the ability to do what is expected of me.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 11:54:32 (edited 2014-12-11 11:54:47)


At 12/11/14 11:53 AM, ManDeep wrote: What kind of job?

A job in a candy store.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 11:59:50


At 12/11/14 11:56 AM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 12/11/14 11:54 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/11/14 11:53 AM, ManDeep wrote: What kind of job?
A job in a candy store.
Sweet.

Literally.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 12:00:50


At 12/11/14 11:54 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/11/14 11:53 AM, ManDeep wrote: What kind of job?
A job in a candy store.

Who can take the sunrise?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 12:02:20


Welcome to hell son check out my post here
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1379539


keep on Reaping on

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 12:34:28


cheers, mismo my man
congrats on that

Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 12:54:24


Congratulations, do you give discount to BBS users?

Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 13:02:55 (edited 2014-12-11 13:04:29)


At 12/11/14 12:54 PM, Zerodecoole wrote: Congratulations, do you give discount to BBS users?

Sure if said users want to travel all the way to Sweden (unless of course you actually live here)and then taking a train to the fair city of Kalmar. Then yes I think you have deserved a discount on the candy.

At 12/11/14 12:59 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: "Age: 22"

Hhhhhhhhh

... Yes?


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 13:05:04


At 12/11/14 01:04 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: You work at a sweet shop in Sweden.

There's a pun in there somewhere

I'd love to hear it.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 13:06:17


At 12/11/14 12:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Welcome to hell son check out my post here
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1379539

5 MINUTES OF GOTDAM SCROLLING

Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:02:28


At 12/11/14 01:07 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 12/11/14 01:05 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/11/14 01:04 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: You work at a sweet shop in Sweden.

There's a pun in there somewhere
I'd love to hear it.
Still trying to find it. Stop presurring me jerk

Hmph, guess who won't be getting any free candy any time soon.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:18:09


Reading where you work now took me back to the times 50 Cent was relevant.

insert Candy Shop song here


 

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:19:40


At 12/11/14 02:18 PM, klompors wrote: Reading where you work now took me back to the times 50 Cent was relevant.

insert Candy Shop song here

50 cent was relevant?


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:24:40


At 12/11/14 02:19 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 12/11/14 02:18 PM, klompors wrote: Reading where you work now took me back to the times 50 Cent was relevant.

insert Candy Shop song here
50 cent was relevant?

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go ahead girl, don't you stop
Keep going til you hit the spot

WOAHH


 

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:29:27


At 12/11/14 02:27 PM, 24901miles wrote: Congrats on the job, Mismo. Do you like your job?

Yes:
Find a better job.

No:
Jobs suck. Quit your job and join the circus.

I'm actually pretty indifferent to my job. So what option should I go for then?


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:35:04


At 12/11/14 02:30 PM, Gooch wrote:
At 12/11/14 01:04 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: You work at a sweet shop in Sweden.

There's a pun in there somewhere
I work at a candy shop in Stockholm, the capital of Sweeten.

Booooooooooo!

Ah a fellow tradesman as well as a countryman. Trevligt att råkas, vad heter er godis affär? Jag jobbar på Tokiga Ture i Kalmar.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 14:52:03


Well done. Hope you love it.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 17:59:08


I'm curious to know what minimum wage is like in that country and how much you get paid/

Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 18:04:50


Pics or it didn't happen.


"Codswallop in my opinion." - Hagrid

"I trust no one but my ham sandwich." - SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2

Never say no to Panda.

Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 19:56:31


Don't let Bedn in.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-11 20:15:49


Jobs are for the poor......and i would know


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-12 02:15:24


At 12/11/14 05:59 PM, CiviLies wrote: I'm curious to know what minimum wage is like in that country and how much you get paid/

I'm currently going to work hours, and the minimum hour wage is 127sek (about 16,7 dollars) and I usually work 8 hours sometimes longer because of it being Christmas and all. Also weekend work pays a little better also.

The minimum wage also differers depending on what you're working with. My wage is regulated by the "handels avtal" (trade agreement I suppose it is in english) which is a union for those that work in commerce.


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Response to I got a job! 2014-12-12 06:31:50


At 12/11/14 12:00 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 12/11/14 11:54 AM, Mismo wrote: A job in a candy store.
Who can take the sunrise?

I found the movie version a bit better.
Felt less commercial and more intimate, y'know?