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Fashion trends/accesories you cant

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...take seriously?

Gauged ears. Not the ones that are just tiny holes but I mean MASSIVE ones where you can put your entire hand through them.

And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 11:53:18


Short sleeved button shirts with ties.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 12:21:14


At 12/8/14 11:15 AM, Wegra wrote:
And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.

I don't know about you, but I actually suit that style of hat. ^_^

What I perennially can't stand are HIGH BLOOMING HEELS. Never wore them, and don't intend on.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 12:24:41


At 12/8/14 12:22 PM, NekoMika wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
What I perennially can't stand are HIGH BLOOMING HEELS. Never wore them, and don't intend on.
I'd be alright with platform heels actually, unlike high heels you have a bit more balance.

Platforms are fine by me, I guess. High heels have been painful to wear, and the last time I wore proper heels was on my graduation night. Ugh.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 12:26:20


At 12/8/14 12:23 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote: What I perennially can't stand are HIGH BLOOMING HEELS. Never wore them, and don't intend on.
is this because you have ugly troll feet

I guess people call me "hobbit-like" for no undue reason.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 12:36:49


Drawn on eyebrows. it ain't sexy when you do it women, stop tryin.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 12:51:57


At 12/8/14 12:33 PM, Shauna wrote: Seriously men, I don't know what the fuck you're trying to accomplish, but just fucking stop this hairstyle.

Isn't that Zayn Malik, though?

I don't take any fashion trend too seriously. It's just fun to sport new styles.


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 13:10:56


At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 11:15 AM, Wegra wrote:
And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.
I don't know about you, but I actually suit that style of hat.

Yeah thats what they all say


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 13:13:31


At 12/8/14 12:36 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Drawn on eyebrows. it ain't sexy when you do it women, stop tryin.

This. So much this.

I don't even think it's possible to have eyebrows that look bad enough that you need to shave them off and draw them back on. It just doesn't happen. I mean, I'd take a pair of thick eyebrows over [pic related] any day.

Also present in picture: 2big4u eyelashes, pig disgusting duckface.

I have literally never met any guy who ever said that they found this style attractive, and I've met chubby chasers, shit lovers, republicans, foot fetishists... none of them think that any of this is OK.

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 13:32:34


I agree with the gauges. Genital piercings are also just whack, imo. Why would anyone do that.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 13:43:42


Saggy pants.
I'll never fucking understand it.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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At 12/8/14 12:33 PM, Shauna wrote: Seriously men, I don't know what the fuck you're trying to accomplish, but just fucking stop this hairstyle.

u r alone
Also, remember:

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*sigh*

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 14:25:07


When fat chicks try to wear things only suitable for girls that are actually fit

http://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/perfection30/311967.jpg


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 14:39:37


Shirts with buttons, but no real collar. Like, just make it a regular t-shirt.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 14:54:25


At 12/8/14 11:48 AM, Sekhem wrote: if you have shitty hair, you probably like hats

hats are garbage

Lol nope, I have shitty hair and I never wear hats. I let people see my monstrous hair with pride.


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 14:54:25


At 12/8/14 02:12 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 11:15 AM, Wegra wrote:
And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.
I don't know about you, but I actually suit that style of hat. ^_^
No you fucking don't. Nobody suits that kind of hat.
even if you're looking as good as a male model, you still look like a douchebag.

Post pics so i can point out the inconvenient truth.

I'll wear it to town tomorrow, and I'll post a pic... with much pleasure, Your Rudeness!

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 14:55:53


At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote: What I perennially can't stand are HIGH BLOOMING HEELS. Never wore them, and don't intend on.
I can't figure out whether a high blooming heel is a fashion trend or if you're just using blooming as a curse word.

I'm downplaying my language here, but yes, it's a muted swear.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:04:46


At 12/8/14 02:12 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 11:15 AM, Wegra wrote:
And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.

Post pics so i can point out the inconvenient truth.

Like I said to him. BULLSHIT


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:05:25


All of them.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:11:24


Those really generic cheaper shirts they sell at American Eagle, Aeropostale, Hollister, etc, that say something stupid like "Athletic Dept" or "Surf Co" or something really pretentious and nonexistant.

I mean look at these shirts. they are atrocious

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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:13:20


At 12/8/14 03:09 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 12/8/14 02:55 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote: What I perennially can't stand are HIGH BLOOMING HEELS. Never wore them, and don't intend on.
I can't figure out whether a high blooming heel is a fashion trend or if you're just using blooming as a curse word.
I'm downplaying my language here, but yes, it's a muted swear.
Oh, you generally speak another language and "blooming" is a translated swear? What's the actual sentence supposed to be?

English is my first language; it's a convention Oop North to say something like this when the F-word is not ideal.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:14:07


At 12/8/14 03:04 PM, Wegra wrote:
At 12/8/14 02:12 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/8/14 12:21 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 11:15 AM, Wegra wrote:
And dont get me started on Fedoras or Tilbys.

Post pics so i can point out the inconvenient truth.
Like I said to him. BULLSHIT

I'm a girl. That's where you all fail.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:25:07


At 12/8/14 03:19 PM, NekoMika wrote: Did you mean overpriced shitty clothes?

That's like the cheapest type of shirt they have at those stores. All these brands do have some quality clothing, but it's few and far between and hard to find a good store. But I actually don't particularly care for those stores. Polo Ralph Lauren is where it is at IMO


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:25:17


At 12/8/14 03:19 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:13 PM, Troisnyx wrote: English is my first language; it's a convention Oop North to say something like this when the F-word is not ideal.
Oh. That's wicked pissa. I've never heard that one before. I'm actually interested in local dialects, do you have any others like it?

Scouse and Lancashire accents are quite similar -- Scouse borrows a bit of its manner of speaking from Irish, because of the high concentration of Irish people in Liverpool, where it is mainly spoken. Then you've got Cockney rhyming slang, which has you replace a word subject with something else that rhymes.

Or better yet, see this.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/BritishAccents

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:28:39


Oh and one more thing

Socks with fucking sandals.

No just no.


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:43:50


At 12/8/14 03:19 PM, 24901miles wrote:
Oh, I thought you were talking about Canada, since you have a French-souńding username and said Oop North. Shows how much interaction I've had with Europe, doesn't i.

Which one is "blooming" from, a part of England or is it said in Scotland?

I'd imagine the north of England, although I wouldn't put it past our milder-mannered Scottish friends to use it too (they use 'fecking' more).

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:44:31


At 12/8/14 03:42 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:14 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:04 PM, Wegra wrote:
Like I said to him. BULLSHIT
I'm a girl. That's where you all fail.
Me and Wegra are both girls too.

Likely story, unlike my proven record in the NG London meet of last year. Try summat else.

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 15:56:04


At 12/8/14 03:51 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:43 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:19 PM, 24901miles wrote:
Oh, I thought you were talking about Canada, since you have a French-souńding username and said Oop North. Shows how much interaction I've had with Europe, doesn't i.

Which one is "blooming" from, a part of England or is it said in Scotland?
I'd imagine the north of England, although I wouldn't put it past our milder-mannered Scottish friends to use it too (they use 'fecking' more).
Fecking…fucking? Milder Scotsman borrow more from the South instead of digging their heels in and staying in their own culture?

They borrow as much from the English as they do from the Irish and their own kin, that's how language goes I guess.

At 12/8/14 03:44 PM, Troisnyx wrote: Likely story, unlike my proven record in the NG London meet of last year. Try summat else.
Summat? Something?

We need a thread about this stuff, cause I think I'm just going to keep detailing this one. Want to make it?

I'll pass, but if you'd like to make it, why not. Or if you'd like to speak with me about it personally, I'll be glad. ^_^

Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 16:13:33


I fucking hate those t-shirts and jumpers that say "NERD" or "GEEK" on them.


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Response to Fashion trends/accesories you cant 2014-12-08 16:29:30


At 12/8/14 03:42 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:14 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
At 12/8/14 03:04 PM, Wegra wrote:
Like I said to him. BULLSHIT
I'm a girl. That's where you all fail.
Me and Wegra are both girls too.

Ixnay on the irlgay


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