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So I've been on a mission this past year to find flouride free all-natural toothpaste that got the same results as the common ones most of you use like Colgate or Crest. A lot of them did OK but didn't keep my teeth white enough.

This toothpaste doesn't foam, which I like, has a non overpowering minty taste and makes my teeth feel way smoother than any other I've tried before, leaving a nice clean feeling every time. It's slightly gritty, which is a small downfall and is made from chocolate. Yeah, chocolate. Doesn't taste anything like it, but yeah.

The biggest downfall about it, I paid 12 fucking dollars for this tube. It is superior to any toothpaste I've ever used before and whitens very nicely.

If any of you ever want to spend 12 fucking bucks on toothpaste...do so on this, lol :)

I'll just stick with my Colgate thanks
I don't need any fancy Elle magazine shit

why did you have to remind me that i have to get my molars removed by the end of the month

Wow, that actually looks really nice and fancy.

I would bet that toothpaste is the affluent person's toothpaste of choice.

You're going to rub your enamel off if you're skipping out on Fluoride.

I don't see why antifluoride people are so adamant about avoiding it in toothpaste. You can rinse most of it out using water.

Also did you try oil pulling when it was big last year?

At 12/1/14 01:32 AM, Natick wrote: why did you have to remind me that i have to get my molars removed by the end of the month

do you wanna mail them to me and I can use them in a work of art? No presh
edit: I'll pay shipping costs through PayPal

At 12/1/14 01:36 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/1/14 01:32 AM, Natick wrote: why did you have to remind me that i have to get my molars removed by the end of the month

do you wanna mail them to me and I can use them in a work of art? No presh
edit: I'll pay shipping costs through PayPal

i'd be honored
i'll see if i can get the doctors to bag them and let me keep them when the operation is done

At 12/1/14 01:31 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I'll just stick with my Colgate thanks
I don't need any fancy Elle magazine shit

It's not a promoted toothpaste. No one has probably ever heard of it lol

At 12/1/14 01:39 AM, Natick wrote: i'd be honored
i'll see if i can get the doctors to bag them and let me keep them when the operation is done

that'd be awesome mate
if they let you keep em, you can send me a PM and I'll do the address stuff

I've heard of Americans not being allowed to keep their teeth from the dentist before, dunno why

At 12/1/14 01:36 AM, 24901miles wrote: You're going to rub your enamel off if you're skipping out on Fluoride.

I don't see why antifluoride people are so adamant about avoiding it in toothpaste. You can rinse most of it out using water.

Also did you try oil pulling when it was big last year?

I don't know what that is, so no. There is no need for fluoride in my toothpaste. I drink plenty of water before I brush my teeth, so I don't fear my enamel wasting away. Keep the mouth hydrated and don't brush right after eating, your enamel will be fine

At 12/1/14 01:40 AM, Shauna wrote: It's not a promoted toothpaste. No one has probably ever heard of it lol

underground toothpaste????

experimental mouthwash?????

improvised flossing???

At 12/1/14 01:44 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/1/14 01:40 AM, Shauna wrote: It's not a promoted toothpaste. No one has probably ever heard of it lol

underground toothpaste????

experimental mouthwash?????

improvised flossing???

It's a hipster toothpaste. ohno

At 12/1/14 01:41 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: that'd be awesome mate
if they let you keep em, you can send me a PM and I'll do the address stuff

I've heard of Americans not being allowed to keep their teeth from the dentist before, dunno why

some say they need to keep them for biohazard reasons and they might also come out as fragments so they shaping will be all fucked up

but if my request goes through, want the blood washed off them or should i keep it on?

I will stick with normal toothpaste it has been working well for decades.

At 12/1/14 01:53 AM, Natick wrote: but if my request goes through, want the blood washed off them or should i keep it on?

personally I have no issue with blood but I know that the post office frown on such things
so in the interest of getting the teeth securely through the mail, washing the blood off would be ideal

ever see africans in the bush with good teeth? why not avoid acidic foods and try an alkaline diet

Fluoride helps clean my tongue

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I should probably get checked for oral thrush

12 dollars is not worth it for toothpaste go back to sweden

Sparkle fun for life faggots.

Chocolate toothpaste?

At 12/1/14 02:31 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/1/14 01:53 AM, Natick wrote: but if my request goes through, want the blood washed off them or should i keep it on?

personally I have no issue with blood but I know that the post office frown on such things
so in the interest of getting the teeth securely through the mail, washing the blood off would be ideal

You want my wisdom teeth nignog? They're a couple years old now but I keep em in a bag.

Use baking soda. 78 cents for four months.

@yurgenburgen

I've got like 8 teeth in a little pot at home. Two of them include roots. You want?

Fluoride free?
WOAAAAAH

looks like a lotion

I'll keep putting neurotoxins in my mouth and wishing I was dead by 25, thank you very much

That's some serious toothpaste, bro

I want that shit

Congratulations, you just proudly declared to everyone here that you got ripped off and now you want to see to make sure everyone else gets ripped off too.

Every time I see another one of these "natural" products and I want to bust up whoever thought it was a good idea to waste so much money on these scams. I've never heard of this particular toothpaste before, but it's not the first of its kind that I've seen. This looks like something that people like Dr. Mercola would push to scam people that really believe the slightest amount of fluoride is poisonous. They say that the medical and dental establishment is trying to deliberately kill you and rob you, while conveniently forgetting about the fact that medical science is constantly questioning itself. Drinking water before brushing your teeth with this stuff really only makes you salivate more and that's not enough to prevent decay.

Your enamel will atrophy over time whether you like it or not if you continue to avoid fluoride, since fluoride actually strengthens it by promoting remineralization (your enamel constantly cycles between demineralizing and remineralizing and fluoride helps with the latter). That property also makes it less prone to damaging your teeth in general from bacterial acids or anything else. Fluoride will only do serious damage to you if you're the kind of person that swallows a fuck ton of toothpaste. Usually only kids swallow that much, usually for the taste and those kids often get fluorosis. We're all grown up here and have nothing to worry about.