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My dick is only 3 inches.

Erect

Actually I'm amazed no one posted in this thread yet... Maybe there is hope after all...

Sparkley eyes, music signifying hope plays in the background.

I have no dick.

I have a chode.

At 11/24/14 12:28 PM, ManDeep wrote: I have no dick.

Disqualified.

It's more like a spike.

Mine is only a few feet long...

At 11/24/14 12:32 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Mine is only a few feet long...

Freak!

How long is that in the superior metric system?

I have this really smooth line where I say "You know, I have an incredibly small penis. It's 8 inches long which is pretty incredible for a small penis".

I die laughing every time but most other people don't see the charm to it I guess.

My dick, which I consider an indicator of my intelligence, charm and overall adequacy in general, is quite big I can assure you.

8 inches. That's small, right?

It's so small that when it's cold it goes inside my body like the head of a turtle.

Oh, great. Another penis thread.

At 11/24/14 01:55 PM, cga-999 wrote: Oh, great. Another penis thread.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

At 11/24/14 01:56 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/24/14 01:55 PM, cga-999 wrote: Oh, great. Another penis thread.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well, we have a million of them already.

At 11/24/14 01:57 PM, cga-999 wrote: Well, we have a million of them already.

Once again, you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

At 11/24/14 01:59 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/24/14 01:57 PM, cga-999 wrote: Well, we have a million of them already.

Once again, you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

It sort of is, though. We have waaaay too many.

At 11/24/14 01:48 PM, KillerSkull wrote: 8 inches. That's small, right?

Yeah that's a good size.

At 11/24/14 02:01 PM, cga-999 wrote: It sort of is, though. We have waaaay too many.

Or not enough.

At 11/24/14 02:02 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:01 PM, cga-999 wrote: It sort of is, though. We have waaaay too many.

Or not enough.

We have too many.

3 mush.
8 and a half erect

Why do you find out for yourself, babe?

At 11/24/14 02:03 PM, cga-999 wrote: We have too many.

You can never have too many dick references.

At 11/24/14 01:18 PM, klompors wrote: How long is that in the superior metric system?

About 7,5 cm. Said it in inches since this is an American website after all.

At 11/24/14 02:03 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:02 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:01 PM, cga-999 wrote: It sort of is, though. We have waaaay too many.

Or not enough.

We have too many.

Sir please take your giant cock somewhere else if you're just going to complain about my awesome penis thread.

At 11/24/14 02:54 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:03 PM, cga-999 wrote: We have too many.

Sir please take your giant cock somewhere else if you're just going to complain about my awesome penis thread.

We like dick, that's what we do here

Are football fields a quantifiable measurement of small?

At 11/24/14 02:56 PM, SubparTony wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:54 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/24/14 02:03 PM, cga-999 wrote: We have too many.

Sir please take your giant cock somewhere else if you're just going to complain about my awesome penis thread.

We like dick, that's what we do here

I have no shroud because I am proud. We aren't sick, we just like dick.

At 11/24/14 02:57 PM, DM692 wrote: Are football fields a quantifiable measurement of small?

Depends on what weight class you're competing in.

At 11/24/14 02:54 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/24/14 01:18 PM, klompors wrote: How long is that in the superior metric system?

About 7,5 cm. Said it in inches since this is an American website after all.

You should be happy. Bigger than mine.