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FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)!

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So, it's another Sunday in the NFL season, so that means you guys get a thread to talk about the games.

Here's the match-ups that matter:

Bengals v. Texans (Who-Dey!)

And that's about it. Feel free to talk about the other games, though! Plus you can post Safe for work pics of girls who have fake boobs! Yay!

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 13:00:05


Speaking of fake boobs, isn't there wearable fake boobs that a man can wear to breast-feed children?

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 13:34:39


The Dolphins vs. Broncos game will be a big one. Hopefully, Miami can find a way to win.


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Nothing will matter if the Giants don't win, I don't care if the season is lost, I want them to win.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 14:30:34


I would of enjoyed if the Lions could win today, but they are losing 24 -6. Ugh


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 14:31:14



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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 14:55:29


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 15:07:43


Is that Jenna Jameson? Holy crap, she is not aging well.

You know what? Bye weeks suck. But at least there'll be movement in a tight AFC North. Will be interesting to see how it goes. As I predicted, the Bengals-Texans game is close. And the Buccaneers are beating the Bears? Holy crap. Then again, the bottom did fall out of the Bears team some time ago. Packers-Vikings is looking like a good rivalry game. Shame I don't get that over here. I love intense rivalry games. Also, it will be interesting to see how Bills-Jets goes. The Bills were unable to stay conditioned due to not being able to get to the facilities, and they're all away from their families now. Both are going to take a toll on their performance. I just look at the lake effect snow and nod knowingly. Being born and raised in Northwest PA, lake effect snow has been a fact of life for me. I've seen some crazy shit over the years.

In contrast to ZJ's pic, here's Asia Carrera. She has fake tits that look good AND is aging well. Win-win!

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 16:15:12


I'm so relieved that the Browns won because I almost lost that pick. Now I'm hoping the Cardinals beat the Seahawks.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 16:15:57


Bengals on top of the AFC North still with an impressive win. Couldn't be happier!

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 16:55:36


At 11/23/14 02:31 PM, Natick wrote: @Sense-Offender

Basketball titties make god cry.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 17:04:59


A classic example of fake tits is Dogs wife Beth.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 18:03:31


Miami Dolphins are winning at half time. 21- 17


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 20:00:31


At 11/23/14 06:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Miami Dolphins are winning at half time. 21- 17

Broncos pulled it off for the win tho! 39-36


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 20:17:11


Synthol muscles

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 20:18:30


At 11/23/14 12:33 PM, ZJ wrote: Plus you can post Safe for work pics of girls who have fake boobs! Yay!

Is ecchi okay?

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 20:20:11


I only have fake boobs to contribute.

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 21:13:29


Peyton Manning had his boyfriend Papa John bribe all the refs with his pizza. Manning has been too busy shooting commercials to practice football.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 21:18:17


At 11/23/14 09:13 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Peyton Manning had his boyfriend Papa John bribe all the refs with his pizza. Manning has been too busy shooting commercials to practice football.

If that's true, then the Dolphins must have been eating too much of his pizza to play today.

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 23:02:55


Story of the Giants defense thus far, and with that said:

Been this way since 2009...

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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 23:13:24


At 11/23/14 03:07 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: In contrast to ZJ's pic, here's Asia Carrera. She has fake tits that look good AND is aging well. Win-win!

Is that seriously Asia Carrera? Holy shit...

Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 23:20:57


At 11/23/14 11:07 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
At 11/23/14 11:02 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Story of the Giants defense thus far, and with that said:

Been this way since 2009...
the offense can't afford to make mistakes
c'est la vie

Yes because it has nothing to do with the defense.

Seriously, Giants seems to be the only team where people blame it all on the QB.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 23:40:12


At 11/23/14 11:25 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

christ. our defense is fuckin beat up
just took the lead tho

Didn't last long with the defense doing what it does best, snatching losses from the jaws of victory. If this holds, how much blame do you think Eli will get compared to how much he actually deserves?

It's like they're trying to lose, you know it's painful when nearly half of the losses were winnable games.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-23 23:57:09


At 11/23/14 11:47 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

what can you do eh?

this fuckin season. i don't blame anyone for this loss.

Aside from the defense but having a starting LB injured certainly doesn't help. Come playoff time, just hope the Cowboys and the Eagles beat each other up to the point they won't be able to go far.

No matter what happens, we will always be here in this thread. Really, some users would love to taunt Poozy but we're not going to wuss out like that, not to mention we can still be critical which he have been at least 90% of the time this season.


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Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-24 18:04:34


At 11/23/14 09:13 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Peyton Manning had his boyfriend Papa John bribe all the refs with his pizza. Manning has been too busy shooting commercials to practice football.

I'm just wondering if there is a good GIF of the really shitty onside kick and the resulting recovery. I've seen GIFs of the kick, but not the recovery itself. What in the hell was that guy trying to do? The way his legs crossed looks like it hurt.

Today we have both Ravens-Saints and Bills-Jets after the snowstorm. Will be interesting to see how broadcasters handle this.

Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-24 18:07:11


At 11/23/14 11:13 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Is that seriously Asia Carrera? Holy shit...

Yep, after her daughter was born. Now she looks like any soccer mom, albeit a glamorous and hot one. She was in a documentary about four years ago with her kids called "After Porn Ends," so you can see what she's like now, especially after the death of her husband. Quite interesting.

Response to FOOTBALL & FAKE BOOBS (NFL THREAD)! 2014-11-24 23:32:42


I won't be surprised if the Jets fire Rex Ryan after this season.


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