Small penis is wonderful too!

[TailsPrower]

Here comes another penis thread! Featuring: a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons why small penis is great.

- A clean average/small penis is better than a large, diseased penis.
* Though to be fair, a large healthy penis is fine too.
- It doesn't require as much blood to become fully erect so you don't pass out from insufficient blood supply to the brain
* Girl (or guy) will not be impressed when you drop unconscious while fucking because your penis is so huge (and diseased).
- During the era of classical antiquity, small penises were considered the physical ideal. Thus small penis is classy.
- Erectile dysfunction is the great and terrible equalizer.
- Being confident with your body is attractive.
- Technique and finesse are equally if not more important.
- It's not a vagina.
- It's not Jackie Chan.

So to all y'all gentlemen that ain't packing >6 inches, you're fine just the way you are. You gotta make your body work for YOU and you'll be surprised at the results. Unless you already knew all that because you're awesome. Or unless you have a micropenis, then you're pretty screwed I'm sorry.

Add to the list if you got any good ones, and have a wonderful day! :)

[Bit]

At 11/21/14 01:06 PM, Monster-64 wrote: @TailsPower, do you have a small penis?

I can confirm that he does. It's like a little tic-tac. So cute. :3

[SmartyPants]

At 11/21/14 12:59 PM, TailsPrower wrote: unless you have a micropenis, then you're pretty screwed I'm sorry.

I take pride in my micropenis, you jerk.

[PleasantPeasant]

At 11/21/14 12:59 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Or unless you have a micropenis, then you're pretty screwed I'm sorry.

They have ways to cope with that.

[odditiesbyangela]

If I had a penis, I would want it to be big enough to feel confident about my manlyhood but small enough to be smashed into a part of Calvin Clein boxer-briefs so I could embrace my feminine side.

[JRob]

inb4 everyone claims to have a 7 inch long dick

[odditiesbyangela]

It's much more fun to embrace an actual Feminine side. Hubba hubba.

I don't like hugging girls. I prefer a firm handshake with a stern eye-to-eye head nod.

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 01:06 PM, Monster-64 wrote: @TailsPower, do you have a small penis?

NO! It's normal size and fully functional!

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 01:44 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Are you trying to say that you have a spongy dick?

You wonna cockfite m8? I'll rek ur shitt meet me @ teh parkign lot after work. I bet u wont cum. ur not real. ur not about dat lyfe.

Me and my normal sized penis will destroy you. And then my penis will absorb your penis to add it's stranth to my own.

[CiviLies]

At 11/21/14 01:48 PM, Shauna wrote: Anything above 6 inches is a waste anyways. A normal vagina doesn't go that fucking deep.

Keywords:
Normal vagina.

[Boss]

yep everyone its true sometimes youll find a woman thats a perfect ffit the size dont matter its all about soakin in the facts of humanity yall

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 01:26 PM, Piggler wrote: That's all well and good, but as a eunuch, where does that leave me?

A eunuch is castrated, so penis size bears significantly less relevance.

At 11/21/14 01:54 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Woah woah woah I thought we were bronies. Besides, I'm undefeated when it comes to cockfights. I shred your cock into a vagina. 1v1 me irl bro

Your penis has a head I presume. Not for long.

[Radaketor]

This is my kind of thread.

- Small penises don't have to worry about hurting their girlfriends by going in too deep
- Small dicks are less likely to get caught in the zipper
- There are women who are scared of big dicks but there is no woman scared of a small one
- Guys with small dicks tend to be better looking
- Big dicks have tons of popping veins which makes them look unattractive
- Guys with small penises try to give their lovers the best experience possible with different techniques while guys with big dicks rely only on their size

[CiviLies]

At 11/21/14 02:11 PM, Shauna wrote: Width my good sir, width is where it counts.

Yeah, I've heard that before. If that's the case, I'm probably still screwed.

-gets door slammed shut in my face-

[Rad]

Aw Tails, we'll love you no matter your size~

At least I will, anyways.

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 03:31 PM, Rad wrote: Aw Tails, we'll love you no matter your size~

At least I will, anyways.

Oh Rad, you're da bessss <3

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 04:15 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: they fit better inside a bikini or knickers

Less weight and drag when you swim too.

[CGA-999]

Let's not talk about penis size.

[ODYARF]

my penis and i love you tails, baby

[argile]

At 11/21/14 12:59 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Here comes another penis thread! Featuring: a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons why small penis is great.

- Being confident with your body is attractive.
- Technique and finesse are equally if not more important.
- It's not a vagina.

Those are possibly the only arguments that I agree with though I think a huge dick would bring something nicer to the prize.

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 07:13 PM, FRAYDO wrote: my penis and i love you tails, baby

Oh Fraydo, it's been too long my friend. Why dontcha come over for some chocolate pudding sometime?

[Slint]

Now I feel terrible with my 10 incher.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

It's not Newgrounds without a dick joke working its way into play.

[KillerSkull]

At 11/21/14 01:54 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/21/14 01:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
Me and my normal sized penis will destroy you. And then my penis will absorb your penis to add it's stranth to my own.

I'm undefeated when it comes to cockfights. I shred your cock into a vagina. 1v1 me irl bro

He's in the Army, he'll take you down with his military moves.

[GingerGymnast]

Some women really care about size. Most don't. Average is just fine!

[Piemix]

3.1in when fully erect

[TailsPrower]

At 11/21/14 10:37 PM, Piemix wrote: 3.1in when fully erect

If all 3.1 inches of your penis can stand proud and erect, so should you.

[ODYARF]

At 11/21/14 07:56 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Oh Fraydo, it's been too long my friend. Why dontcha come over for some chocolate pudding sometime?

i would be delighted to share some chocolate pudding witchya

[DM692]

That pictures probably not a great example, flaccid size varies considerably despite erect size having a fairly consistent average.

[RedAndrew]

And that's why Bill Gate's company is called "Microsoft".... Lol, get it?....no?....ok....bye.