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my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 02:07:45 Reply

Always the best.

my girlfriend is awesome

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 02:29:07 Reply

Your girlfriend is hot!


Okay.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 02:49:39 Reply

She's hot


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 02:59:04 Reply

The-t0ad, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 03:02:53 Reply

At 11/20/14 02:07 AM, The-t0ad wrote: Always the best.

What a lovely coat she's got on her. She's a keeper bro, don't let that one loose.


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 04:43:39 Reply

i wouldn't usually say this, but fuck, your girlfriend's really pretty.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 05:34:41 Reply

Haha i get it, i get the joke. I'm definitely gonna post this on Reddit™! *Brofist*

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 05:53:40 Reply

hate to break it to you, bro, but I met her last spring break and she was the worst fuck I ever had

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 08:47:27 Reply

What happens when you milk it... err I ment her. Goats are people too.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 08:56:15 Reply

At 11/20/14 08:47 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What happens when you milk it... err I ment her. Goats are people too.

Some girls are into that, you milk them into a glass and then they watch you drink it, it's erotic to them.

Or wait...


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 08:57:07 Reply

At 11/20/14 08:56 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/20/14 08:47 AM, Monster-64 wrote: What happens when you milk it... err I ment her. Goats are people too.
Some girls are into that, you milk them into a glass and then they watch you drink it, it's erotic to them.

Or wait...

Oh, if that's the case, wanna help me milk my cat? It's time to make breakfast.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 08:57:52 (edited 2014-11-20 08:58:35) Reply

At 11/20/14 08:57 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Oh, if that's the case, wanna help me milk my cat? It's time to make breakfast.

Noooope. I h̶a̶t̶e̶ strongly dislike cats.


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 08:59:59 Reply

At 11/20/14 08:57 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/20/14 08:57 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Oh, if that's the case, wanna help me milk my cat? It's time to make breakfast.
Noooope. I h̶a̶t̶e̶ strongly dislike cats.

Ok, then you'll watch, and I'll do the milking. I do it every morning, anyways. I'm a pro at it. Infact, my cat no longer shrieks in agony.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 09:01:04 Reply

At 11/20/14 08:59 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Ok, then you'll watch, and I'll do the milking. I do it every morning, anyways. I'm a pro at it. Infact, my cat no longer shrieks in agony.

Sounds like you're good with your mouth.

Bet you make all the girlies happy.


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 09:05:05 Reply

At 11/20/14 09:01 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/20/14 08:59 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Ok, then you'll watch, and I'll do the milking. I do it every morning, anyways. I'm a pro at it. Infact, my cat no longer shrieks in agony.
Sounds like you're good with your mouth.

Bet you make all the girlies happy.

Ooohh, god, this post reminded me on when my cousin made me milk a goat at this fairground or whatever. It was soo fucking gross, and everyone just watched in amusement as the strange Californian was doing something you do in Wisconsin!

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 09:58:17 Reply

At 11/20/14 09:05 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Ooohh, god, this post reminded me on when my cousin made me milk a goat at this fairground or whatever. It was soo fucking gross, and everyone just watched in amusement as the strange Californian was doing something you do in Wisconsin!

When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 10:04:25 Reply

At 11/20/14 09:58 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/20/14 09:05 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Ooohh, god, this post reminded me on when my cousin made me milk a goat at this fairground or whatever. It was soo fucking gross, and everyone just watched in amusement as the strange Californian was doing something you do in Wisconsin!
When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.

The sheep is aggressive.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 11:16:35 Reply

At 11/20/14 09:58 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.

Giggity

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 11:33:47 Reply

At 11/20/14 09:58 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.
At 11/20/14 10:04 AM, Monster-64 wrote: The sheep is aggressive.

I'm scared to click any of those links.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 11:37:20 Reply

At 11/20/14 11:33 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 11/20/14 09:58 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.
At 11/20/14 10:04 AM, Monster-64 wrote: The sheep is aggressive.
I'm scared to click any of those links.

Wahya's link is alright, but it's my link you wanna be afraid of.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 11:46:57 Reply

At 11/20/14 11:33 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 11/20/14 09:58 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: When your girlfriend says to slow down but you accidently go deeper.
At 11/20/14 10:04 AM, Monster-64 wrote: The sheep is aggressive.
I'm scared to click any of those links.

I've seen things man O.O terrible things O.O

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 14:48:33 Reply

Are you kazakstani or something

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 15:04:23 Reply

Hi i'm also in the thread.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 15:10:08 Reply

Your girlfriend could make any guy jealous.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 16:01:44 Reply

At 11/20/14 02:07 AM, The-t0ad wrote: Always the best.

awwww

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 17:06:00 Reply

At 11/20/14 02:07 AM, The-t0ad wrote: Always the best.

damn son where'd you find her

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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 17:37:30 Reply

That's disgusting, OP. She's only a kid...


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 20:54:08 Reply

Awesome is the ideal word I think . . .


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 20:56:25 Reply

I think I would have preferred a picture of your left hand.


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Response to my girlfriend is awesome 2014-11-20 21:12:16 Reply

oh my god i think your girlfriend is a goat......let me look again........yep thats a goat your doing the sexy times with a goat
awww yeah u furry lover


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