Write a letter to your future self

[Cordyceps]

And three years from now I'll bump this thread. I tried looking for a thread like this but there never was one so I thought it'd be cool.

To me:

u're an faget

Love, Cordy

[Monster-64]

Trixie is the best pony.

[NekoMika]

I do Time Capsule threads every year if that is what you mean. Same thing but it occurs each year :)

[Voltage]

Dear Voltage

What's up bro? I am writing to you from me, who will be you in some distant time when I crack open this time capsule. Are you still a loser? Have you got a front page yet? 11 years and nothing, you disappoint past me. If you don't make something good soon I'll wring your neck with a lasso and I'll make sure everyone laughs.

Write back soon tho

Signed,
Voltage

P.S, Amaranthus will be a man and I am expecting you to make sure he speaks the language of the reptile by 2016 so that he will not get slain by the captains of the second branch

[ZJ]

Dear ZJ:

Please tell me that you're out of school by this point. You can't afford that much more. Also, how's the new President?

Sincerely,
ZJ

[Cordyceps]

At 11/18/14 10:08 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I do Time Capsule threads every year if that is what you mean. Same thing but it occurs each year :)

Yeah but this'll have a bigger gap, not a whole lot goes on in a year, but there's bigger changes in userbase and what happens on the BBS over three years.

But those are p. cool 2

[Voltage]

At 11/18/14 10:15 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Yeah but this'll have a bigger gap, not a whole lot goes on in a year, but there's bigger changes in userbase and what happens on the BBS over three years.

But those are p. cool 2

don't be surprised to learn that the mods, VicariousE, cyberdevil, 300 newfie kids, and 5 members of the 2000-2006 club are all that's left after 3 years

[NekoMika]

So SCTE3:

How has the transition gone? How's life going? Finally up on the music career and the such? Doing modeling as well maybe?

From, Past You

[Alexborn]

(letter to my future self)

hey its 13 year old alex...

there's some fun threads on the bbs. could you delete them please

also your hotpockets are ready

[WahyaRanger]

Joe,

You're a bitch.

Did things ever work out between you and Becca? Probably not, she is much too smart for you. You should be finishing up your Bachelor's degree though, I'm so proud of us. Are you going to do a Master's or are you much too lazy and afraid of crushing debt? Regardless I hope your happy.

How's the Cobalt running?... You crashed it?... You got a used Jeep Wrangler though?... 'Ata boy. Probably runs alot better anyways.

Please keep continuing to draw alot, especially cartoons. You wanted to write a comic, remember you chode?

Ok, I think that's it, I'll see you in three years, punch you in the face, and make you cry.

[PsychoGoldfish]

Dear Future Josh,

Is NG chat done yet? LOL, JK, I know it'll be out after the weekend, it's cool bro. #NGchat, #hashtagsworkoneverywebsiteinthefuture.

Love,
Present Josh

[WahyaRanger]

At 11/18/14 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: Dear Future Josh,

Is NG chat done yet? LOL, JK, I know it'll be out after the weekend, it's cool bro. #NGchat, #hashtagsworkoneverywebsiteinthefuture.

Love,
Present Josh

Best way to announce this ever.

*fangirl squeal*

[Makakaov]

To makakaov:

Fuck you.

This is your God, go get a drink and offend women.

[vixuzar]

Dear . Vixuzar :
It's me your first version from the past
I hope you didn't get killed or something and just a question did you get a frontpage yet ? Because if not then just try harder instead of playing castle vania all the time
Ok GOODBYE...
Try not to die

note : after 50 days you're going into a helicopter
and try not slip out of the driver cabine

[Cyberdevil]

Dear Cyberdevil,

Stop reading letters from the past! Stop writing letters to the future you! Chase your dreams! Invent a time machine so you can go back and tell this to the past you that wrote this letter for the future you in the past, and then we can change the future!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Seems like an interesting idea.
.
.
.
Dear Heretic,

How's your plans coming along? Have they changed? Have you changed? For the better or worse?

Just remember, I'll be watching out for you, and I'll always be your friend.

From Heretic.

[SubliminalVirus]

Dear Subliminal Virus...

Remember our plan... Be ready to die accomplishing it... BE READY TO RELEASE YOUR WRATH UPON THIS PATHETIC WORLD...THEY WILL KNOW TRUE AGONY ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR TASK...

With love...
Subliminal Virus

PS. Don't forget to hug a clown today...

[FinaLee]

yo yo yo what's gucci my homeboy. I hope you've been hitting those books like you're supposed to and are making your way out of that damn school by now. If Russell is still alive, give him some warm hugs and kisses for me. Say hi to the cat too if the dogs haven't managed to catch it yet. You might remember that you've been pretty angry at yourself during the time that you posted this, but I'm very confident that you've broken the mold and have discovered more about yourself in becoming a better person.

Also, make more calls to your pops if he hasn't drunk himself to death. He might still be a bastard, but maybe he's gotten some new perspective on the world by then.

Keep flexing and always try to make someone's day a little bit better.

Sugar Party,

You

[Zerodecoole]

Dear Caesár,

How are you doing, what time is it when you see this thread and what did you do today?
According to OP, this thread gets bumped in 3 years so you're probably 20 when you read this, right?
So are you still in college? In the same college?
Did anything cool happen in the past 3 years?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have children?

I hope not because if you look how mature I am right now then I doubt that I'm mature enough to have children.

Did you grow an actual beard that is visible on simple smartphone cameras?
If yes, does the beard make you look like a ghetto Jack Sparrow?
Do you still have the same hair?
Did you move out or move to another house?
Are you happy?
Do you still use the :U emote?
Can you do a backflip?
Do you still want an Entertainment/Film related job?
Did you ever go to LA or somewhere else in the US?
Is your refrigerator running?
Did your English get better?
Are you tired of having to write all of this down?
And do you still use Newgrounds?

Yours sincerely,
Caesár

[Zerodecoole]

Oh snap, I'm the only one with a serious letter LoL :U

[WahyaRanger]

At 11/18/14 11:39 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Oh snap, I'm the only one with a serious letter LoL :U

Mine is kind of serious. Kind of.

[Radaketor]

Dear future Radaketor

You suck, but not as much as me.

Sincerely, your old self.

[Moblin]

Dear future me

Never masturbate to granny porn

[FRAYDO]

dear future me,

give me five noteworthy feats you have accomplished in these three years. any less than five and you fail. cheers!~

[Bled-Red21]

Dear Dickstain

You suck.

P.S. And blow.

[Splats]

"Fuck it."
- Chris Miles, 2008 (right before he died

[SubparTony]

Dear future self,
I knew you would fuck it up.
Love, Tony

[SmartyPants]

Dear Future Me:

So, how's the real world? Let me take a wild guess. It's pretty lame, huh? Worrying about your job, home, bills, and mountain of other problems. Sucks to be you, douchebag!

Sincerely, Past You

[darkjam]

To DarkJam

kill yourself.

from darkjam

[CiviLies]

Dear Mista Mansoori:

'Eyyyyyyyyyy!
This letter is being written about a month and a half before your twentieth birthday. That means when you read this, you'll be close to twenty-three. Hopefully you'll have lost some fat weight and gained some muscle weight. Are you STILL trying to grow your hair out, or have you gotten a professional job and trimmed it? Keep trying to work on that body (God knows you need to, you fucking slob) and style that hair. Just don't become one of those vain and superficial assholes. Has @SCTE3 finished her transition, yet? Have you wifey'd her, yet? What? No? Don't lie, you know you want some of that Q-Tea Trans Goodness.

Anyway, good luck with all that! I know I'm struggling right now with trying to figure out what I want to do with my life (or is it your life? Our life? Goddamn pronouns) in the future, but hopefully it's all solved by the time you read this. Because, you know....you only have three more years of college at the very most. So you better fucking figure something out soon! (Or maybe I should? We should? Goddamn pronouns).

ANYWAY! I hope WE will be happy in the future (and maybe even have learned to play the sitar and get laid. Fukyea!)

With the Most Sincere Love (and Loathing),
Matteen Mansoori

(P.S., you ever get your name changed to Mathenius? No? Ah, yeah I thought it sounded a bit pretentious...)
(P.S.#2, LEARN TO STOP PROCRASTINATING YOU FUCKING BITCH)

Now if you all will excuse, I should get started on my homework.