Talk Like An Intense Hacker

[Galneda]

Okay, I'm in. I'm not sure how much longer my program can hold it open, but you gotta get in here and type fast...I'm projecting that this thread might make it- might BARELY make it to four pages, so you gotta hurry.

Goddammit, where's my team!? Lets hustle, I need someone to tap into the mainframe...damn these firewalls...

[solamander]

At 11/14/14 12:25 PM, Phobotech wrote: Okay, I'm in. I'm not sure how much longer my program can hold it open, but you gotta get in here and type fast...I'm projecting that this thread might make it- might BARELY make it to four pages, so you gotta hurry.

im gonna ddos you then im gonna swat you

hahahahhahahaahahahahaha

[Galneda]

At 11/14/14 12:52 PM, solamander wrote:
im gonna ddos you then im gonna swat you

You're going to swat me like you swatted that spider? I'm onto you...I caught it all from the vibrofrequences emitted from the modular accelerometers in conjunction with your microphone responding with sub-frequency pulses emitted from your loudspeaker...I can render a 3D projection of your entire room using your cellular device like a miniature spy utilizing echolocation...

Also, you should probably tidy up a bit...your place is a mess!

[Galneda]

Thats right, made up technojargon is absolutely welcome in this thread.

[solamander]

At 11/14/14 12:56 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 11/14/14 12:52 PM, solamander wrote:
im gonna ddos you then im gonna swat you

You're going to swat me like you swatted that spider?

Shit just got real.

[SatanBrain]

I will create a flash game including a concealed trojan that sends me your details.

[SubparTony]

Whatever you say scrub. This wall is too hot for you and sending your fellow ponies over there hoping you fish something out of it means you are probably day dreaming.Personally, I've already thrown out my baits and now I'm just waiting for the system to give me full access through its backdoor. Thing is, I have nothing to worry about, if this fails, all I'm going to lose is time. Already have taken the measures, I have some proxies and made up some encryption algorithms. Adleman would be jealous. Anyway, keep your fancy talking people, maybe you can use some leet translators, but I have all of them under my spyware. You know, so that I can laugh at script kiddies like yourselves.

[Zerodecoole]

what did u just say about me
i hek ur account and post that u hate pizza and like sneezing on girl scout cookies
and den i hek ur mom on myspaec and post a status that shes in love wit me

hackuser=%name%&newpassword=123546789

Uninteresting fact: I actually wrote some kind of html-ish code with the text above and 2 girls actually bought it and I jokingly posted my homeroom teacher's username and she couldn't log in that day and the girls actually thought I hacked her LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheGamechanger]

Hold on, I'm about to get past the firewalls of all of the casinos in Las Vegas and put the money in my bank account!

And.....................NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN BSOD BY A RIVAL HACKER AND HE'S PUTTING THE MONEY IN HIS ACCOUNT! ARRRRGGH!

[dumbclowny]

1v1 m3 club p3ngu1n m8

1ll wr3ck u m8

1ll fr33z3 y0 c0mput3r w1th my m4h sn0wb4llz

[NeonSpider]

I know you're in there! You think a door will stop me?

[TheGamechanger]

Hah! I hacked into YouTube's Youtube account, filled it with porn, and planted "evidence" that makes it look as if Google did it!

[Solwings]

m@7 d0 70u 3v4n sp33k 1337 m80

u7 753 b1553st f3k35 1v3 3v5 s33n

[Radaketor]

At 11/15/14 03:51 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: m@7 d0 70u 3v4n sp33k 1337 m80

u7 753 b1553st f3k35 1v3 3v5 s33n

That's not talking like a hacker, that's just being a retard.

[ThePulp]

At 11/15/14 03:58 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/15/14 03:51 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: u7 753 b1553st f3k35 1v3 3v5 s33n

That's not talking like a hacker, that's just being a retard.

GG, man.
Nice wicked burn 'ya got there.

[SneakyGameBoy]

IMMA gonna get you DDOS'd and then I will get your computer ebola NOOB!