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You poop, I poop, everybody poops! Some people poop more and others poop less. Poop comes in many colors and textures depending on what you eat and drink and how your health is. Some people enjoy watching other people poop. Some people eat poop. Others spread it over their vegetables as fertilizer. No matter what your relationship is with poop we all have a connection to it. So, how do you poop?

At 11/13/14 11:34 PM, SentForMe wrote: So, how do you poop?

On your moms chest with my cock out.

I poop logs, really hurts my butthole.

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I feel as though the quality of your threads have gone too shit.

At 11/13/14 11:39 PM, Bit wrote:

SentForMe shitposting

I never thought I'd see the day...

I figured if I would gonna do it, might as well commit and not half-ass it.

Just took one, damn toilet is clogged. #Aintcleaninthatshitup

Whenever I drink a lot of beer I have to take a huge shit in the morning.

At 11/13/14 11:38 PM, Piper wrote: Aww man. I was really hoping this was a poop picture thread.

It still can be!

How do I poop?

Usually hungover liquidy strained rushed hushed and drawn out for too long.

But not usually.

I love poop so much that my user name has poop in it. Also, I'm going to show you the best book ever written.

At 11/13/14 11:53 PM, Unpacked wrote:

At 11/13/14 11:38 PM, Piper wrote: Aww man. I was really hoping this was a poop picture thread.

It still can be!

Why not a poop video thread? Hippos take some of the best dumps around.

This is literally a dump thread.

At 11/14/14 12:18 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 11/13/14 11:53 PM, Unpacked wrote:

At 11/13/14 11:38 PM, Piper wrote: Aww man. I was really hoping this was a poop picture thread.

It still can be!

Why not a poop video thread? Hippos take some of the best dumps around.

Yes please,

Most everyone shits the same way more or less. So therefore, there's not much of a point in asking "How do you poop?" Most people just shit in their toilets, flush and then focus on whatever they were doing before going to the bathroom. I often do too, but I also find myself in a different world while I'm shitting. Whenever the time is appropriate, and whenever I can do so without bothering anyone, I will shit in a box or a bag and play with it for a little while. That is, if no one else is with me and I happen to be strongly aroused.

It's a given that every single person shits regularly. Therefore, you have to wonder why shit is so strongly reviled by so many people. I've heard it all: "It smells bad," "Because it's shit and it's supposed to be flushed down the toilet" yadda yadda yadda. I figure that many people that think this way just haven't considered experimenting with it at a young enough age. Also, I can't be the only one that scratches my head knowing that there are so many people that are into anal sex and fingering but hate shit. Yeah, it sure makes a lot of sense to have no qualms about sticking your dick or fingers in someone else's asshole, only to cry when shit comes out of it. What the fuck did you expect? And shit does sometimes come out during anal. I've had it happen and I'm sure many others have had it happen too, except you won't see me crying about it.

Even if you love shit, which I do, that's not to say though that you can't be picky about what kind of shit is the best or who you'd prefer to see shitting. I have my own set of preferences. Don't think I will be aroused by the sight of other guys shitting. Don't think that when I look at shit on the ground, I'll immediately get hard. I actually care the most about who it came from, and witnessing the process of shitting taking place. After that has taken place, I'm into playing with the shit that has resulted. In general, I find that I'm mainly into relatively young girls shitting, usually about college-aged. And it makes me boil inside whenever I hear that girls don't shit, even though such comments are usually made in jest. They do shit, and that's good. It's even better when they're willing to do it to me, which in my experience, they only do when I ask them to do so.

It's problematic, at least from my standpoint, that shit in general evokes such negative imagery--mainly of disgust. That being said, people need to realize that shit is much more than a collection of waste that is excreted from your body. It opens up a whole entire universe of pleasure that can be enjoyed either solo or mutually, and it's difficult to imagine life without shit. It generally has a smooth texture and is very fun to play with. If you're with the right girl, there is no better way to get a sexual high besides playing with shit and being used as a human toilet. Shitting on someone else or on some other object also gives me a tremendous sense of gratification. It annoys me when people just don't go with it and refuse to shit on me even if the urge for them to do it is there, but whatever...at the very least, I can make them do whatever I want them to do in my mind.

At 11/14/14 12:25 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: but whatever...at the very least, I can make them do whatever I want them to do in my mind.

Hey Gory, fancy seeing you here.

At 11/14/14 12:18 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: This is literally a dump thread.

And we're all sh*tposting.

At 11/14/14 12:28 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/14/14 12:18 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: This is literally a dump thread.

And we're all sh*tposting.

So we can literally shitpost? As in to actually poop while posting?

At 11/14/14 12:33 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/14/14 12:28 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/14/14 12:18 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: This is literally a dump thread.

And we're all sh*tposting.

So we can literally shitpost? As in to actually poop while posting?

By all means, just make sure you close the door if you don't want anyone walking in on you.

At 11/13/14 11:38 PM, Piper wrote: Aww man. I was really hoping this was a poop picture thread.

How do I poop? Prompt and neatly.

"Hey, didn't you just leave? I thought you said you had to poo?"
"I did."
"Wow. That was quick."
"I know. I'm a prompt pooper."

Women do not poop. Get with the program.

OP just shitposted.

lol

We need more people like Gory to come forward and remove the taboo label off of scat.
It's time we open up a window to new things, if we keep a closed minded view point on things that been negatively labeled then we'll never progress as a striving society just like Japan has achieved.
Can we start a petition somehow?

At 11/14/14 12:25 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I will shit in a box or a bag and play with it for a little while. That is, if no one else is with me and I happen to be strongly aroused.

Why can't you just play with clay or something? Why does it have to be shit? How does the smell not repulse you?

Gently, sternly, with unbroken eye-contact with someone, and preferably with one of us weeping softly.

I'm not gonna discuss that shit with you.

Awkwardly.

Once in the morning, swift and fierce after my coffee

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...and you thought your fancy perfume was made out of Swiss botanicals

I have spent my time one the internet pretty good.