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Bitches are tricky.

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Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-13 00:02:30


One day they're nice, "Hey Avery!" Next day they want to do nothing more than cut your dick off, feed it to you, and when you shit it out, and feed it to you again. "Fuck off Avery, Im not in the mood." Bitch is you crazy? Don't tell me you ain't in the "mood" Ill slap you hoe hoe, you fat bitch twinkie. Ill shove disdick so far down your throat your stomach would commit suicide. Yeah, no Taco Bell for you fat twinkie hoho.


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Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-13 00:04:49


At 11/13/14 12:03 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Mood swings are a real bitch.

Yes they are.

Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-13 00:08:35


Tell me about it, dude. These girls today are really sleazy. All they say anymore is "please me." Occasionally, I'll hear them ask me to spend some time to rock a rhyme, but I always have to tell them that it's not that easy.


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Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-13 00:34:06


Let's face it, Most guys who go on this site probably go into a mental breakdown when they see a girl.

Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-14 11:32:02


At 11/13/14 09:26 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Avery go home.

He already is home.

Welcome home, bub.

Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-14 11:42:23


At 11/13/14 12:34 AM, Unpacked wrote: Let's face it, Most guys who go on this site probably go into a mental breakdown when they see a girl.

Hey, that only happened 4 times.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-14 11:55:21


Did you take her to a veterinarian?


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-14 12:28:03


At 11/14/14 12:00 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/14/14 11:57 AM, K1LL80Y wrote:
At 11/14/14 11:32 AM, NGPulp wrote: Welcome home, bub.
Wuba Luba Dub Dub!!
I am in deep pain, please help me.

How'd you know, mate?
It's unbelievable.

Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-15 09:58:59


At 11/15/14 07:14 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Man, you're so edgy for referring to girls as bitches.
You must be swimming in pussy.

With a name like "Avery", you know he is.

Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-15 11:45:04


At 11/15/14 07:14 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Man, you're so edgy for referring to girls as bitches.
You must be swimming in pussy.

Yep, I swam into the bottom, you'd never guess what I found.


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Response to Bitches are tricky. 2014-11-15 11:46:46


Those 'bitches' must be real 'bitches' then.


Hi therey