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Things That You Wouldn't Fap To

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Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:01:29


Let's be honest here, what things out there don't make you horny enough to the point to which you want to fap?

In other words, what are the things that you wouldn't fap to?

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:07:08


Normal porn. It's just that penises are a huge boner down thing with me. It's easier to get off to softcore porn.


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:07:27


granny porn
genuine rape footage
bestiality
scat fetish
ero-guro
cp


When ever you feel powerless, just remember this.

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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:16:30


Trees
Political Speeches
Cement
Road Signs
Windows
Poop
Piss
Explosions
Water
Soda
Giant Robot Battles
Motorcycles
Funerals
This Thread

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:16:39


Anything as long as it's in the month of november


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:17:57


At 11/11/14 08:07 PM, Natick wrote: granny porn
genuine rape footage
bestiality
scat fetish
ero-guro
cp

I could fap to all of that!

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:28:32


The only things I wouldn't fap to are scat porn, child porn, actual beastiality (Furry is fine), and absolutely nothing else.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 20:52:11


Is this whole thread a challenge?


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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At 11/11/14 08:52 PM, Slint wrote: Is this whole thread a challenge?

It is if you want it to! I challenge anyone to try fapping to any of the things mentioned in this thread!

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 21:05:44


At 11/11/14 08:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Trees
Political Speeches
Cement
Road Signs
Windows
Poop
Piss
Explosions
Water
Soda
Giant Robot Battles
Motorcycles
Funerals
This Thread

Challenge Accepted


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-11 23:51:20


At 11/11/14 08:17 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 11/11/14 08:07 PM, Natick wrote: cp
I could fap to all of that!

brb calling the police


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 00:00:40


Id fap to anything.


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 00:12:40


At 11/12/14 12:00 AM, Avery wrote: Id fap to anything.

Would you fap to stories of murder and police investigations?

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 00:22:16


At 11/12/14 12:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/12/14 12:00 AM, Avery wrote: Id fap to anything.
Would you fap to stories of murder and police investigations?

Yup.


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 07:12:38


once i get to that certain point i could pretty much blow my load just by looking at the wall


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 07:41:51


Things that I don't find attractive, obviously.

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 11:11:21


Uncodded Forum games


till we overdose

Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 11:59:34


A shorter list would be what I would fap to.

Because I'm not ruled by my dick.


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 12:36:59


My family members, men, general things that aren't sexual, gore.
There are many more but i just can't think of any right now.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-12 14:11:58


At 11/11/14 08:07 PM, Natick wrote: granny porn
genuine rape footage
bestiality
scat fetish
ero-guro
cp

^Pretty much


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Response to Things That You Wouldn't Fap To 2014-11-13 15:37:31


Vore
Gore

I just can't. My mind is all like "Maybe?" while my penis is all like "Nope".


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