My friend thinks 1337 is cool

[Alastor]

No, he actually thinks it's cool.
He's not like you guys who type 1337 making a joke out of it.
Not only 1337, but every single annoying internet trend possible.

He puts "zorz" after almost every single word thinking he's a comedy goldmine.

After every sentence with an exclamation mark he puts those "oneoneone"s.
Two minutes ago, he IMed me with:
"Greg!I b34t teh intarweb today!11oneoneoneone"

Wow. Funny guy huh?

1337 has hit an all new low. I'm thinking of quitting the internet now.

[da-pope]

your friend is an...NERD!

[Kisuke]

What is this 1337, please infom me, for I am slow.

[Alastor]

At 6/10/04 11:49 PM, da_pope wrote: your friend is an...NERD!

Boy howdy, you don't say?

[Kisuke]

WHOOPS. Sry, didn't read all of you mesage, sorry, I'm a fucktard right now.

[Captain-HumpYourFace]

Just go to his house and smash every computer in it. The interweb will thank you.

[Xiivi]

Wow, he is a disgrace to everyone who uses 1337 correctly. He must be disposed of...

[Klacid]

At 6/10/04 11:49 PM, da_pope wrote: your friend is an...NERD!

Your number of posts is almost 1337

[da-pope]

Leet is queer... They give all internet people a bad rep.

[OVlez]

I'm lucky, my friends don't know 1337. They speak making words smaller, but at least they don't use numbers instead of letters or words.

[pussclan]

wats 1337

[PinkUsagi]

1337 is cool. but it is disgraced when your friend uses it.

its an all time low for 1337 these days *sigh*

[Alastor]

At 6/11/04 12:02 AM, PinkUsagi wrote: 1337 is cool. but it is disgraced when your friend uses it.
its an all time low for 1337 these days *sigh*

1337 should never have been invented. Fucking Counterstrike addicts.

At 6/11/04 12:02 AM, pussclan wrote: wats 1337

The opposite of j00

[IvanVackinof]

1337 is d0h K3l35t D00d h0w can y0u d3ni3 it'5 gr3atn355.

Sarcasm

[MrCarmine]

At 6/10/04 11:47 PM, Invisocola wrote:

1337 has hit an all new low. I'm thinking of quitting the internet now.

do it! do it! do it! do it!do it! do it!do it! do it!do it! do it! DO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one one one one one one one

one dammit

i dare you!
DO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO ITDO IT DO IT

[Alastor]

At 6/11/04 12:11 AM, MrCarmine wrote: LSDJF:HS:DFHAOKSFH:ASOIHDLASKJD

OH THAT WAS UTTERLY HILARIOUS

[MrCarmine]

At 6/11/04 12:12 AM, Invisocola wrote:

At 6/11/04 12:11 AM, MrCarmine wrote: LSDJF:HS:DFHAOKSFH:ASOIHDLASKJD

OH THAT WAS UTTERLY HILARIOUS

u make it look like i wrote that string of unrecognizable isht. i didn; t write that one!!! but i'm gonna write ont0ih oh0OIFHWEO;IC ;NOE;R THIS ONE! gwahahahahahaha pwmrp'gt ejr boe bmlasny'p4[ jh-m';s /; w'prg j
WPY

THAT MEANS:

umm i dunno

[MrCarmine]

someone respond please! im dying!

lemme try that in that leet bullshit

$0|\/|ew0n |2 e $ |D 0 |\| |b P [ e 4 $ e!

ok that got old really fucking fast.

[TwiztidJeckyl]

At 6/10/04 11:47 PM, Invisocola wrote:
1337 has hit an all new low. I'm thinking of quitting the internet now.

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for it to go any lower.

[Xiivi]

\/\/0\/\/ 7`/|>!|\|6 \/|$!|\|6 1337 !$ @ \/\/@$73 0|= 7!|\/|3 |=0R 3\/3R`/0|\|3.

[MrCarmine]

At 6/11/04 12:21 AM, 1337_Baka wrote:

sigh:: j00 r |\|07 r34|)`/ |=0r 73|-| 1337, 1|\|71/\/\3 j00 5|-|411 134r|\|

okay so i actually go that very easily. you are not reday for the leet, in time you shall learn.

well, god bless america. i cna read it. btu can i type it? no! lol

[DirtySyko]

I do it sometimes.. Mostly inside friend jokes. But I don't talk like that 24/7... My nickname is l337 m4tt though in real life :D

[Mojimbo]

At 6/10/04 11:49 PM, da_pope wrote: your friend is an...NERD!

"an" is only used when the word after it starts with a vowel. And yes, your friend is a nerd!!111oneoneone

[ScaryDeadGirl]

"l337" is a bastardisation of the word "elite"

[PowerMadx5z]

wtf is 1337?

[R-Jay]

At 6/11/04 01:01 AM, PowerMad wrote: wtf is 1337?

I am, young man. I shall banish you with my knuckles.

[thizzelle-washington]

At 6/11/04 12:59 AM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote: "l337" is a bastardisation of the word "elite"

|\|() 4()|>,|{1|\|9 \/\/ /\ \/, 8|>,()

[ScaryDeadGirl]

Leet is a kind of dialect for the internet. It's English, at the core, but has it's own grammar and characters, which are based on everyday English.
If you didn't know, Leet is not only meant to be the name of the language.. Leet, in Leet, means Elite, or kickass in a more noble/ classy sense. Or some crap like that. oookkkkk!!!!!!111oneoneoneone

[ScaryDeadGirl]

At 6/11/04 01:01 AM, Hycran wrote:

At 6/11/04 12:59 AM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote: "l337" is a bastardisation of the word "elite"

so then i says to mable i says STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO LOOK INTELLIGENT
then she was like ph33r m3 j00 f|_|[k1/\/9 9|_|y

Its not an attemp to look intelligent (which it seems is the reason for using l337 nowadays), people who didn't know, now do k's. I'm not sure why they couldn't just look it up, these things may never be answered.
Nice use of the all caps by the way.

[PowerMadx5z]

wtf are you all saying?speak like normal people so we can understand wtf it is your saying!

what is this?HAHA UZ GOTPWNED AHAHAHAH YOU SUXORS AND THAT STUFFS STFU!!!!

what the hell is that?these words are so bad i just cant...ugh this is stupid