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Jesus is Asian

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Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 16:20:47


People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 16:21:27


At 11/4/14 04:20 PM, darkjam wrote: People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.

White + Black = Grey


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 16:22:46


At 11/4/14 04:21 PM, FinaLee wrote:
At 11/4/14 04:20 PM, darkjam wrote: People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.
White + Black = Grey

Wait until my next thread my friend.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 16:31:22


At 11/4/14 04:21 PM, FinaLee wrote:
At 11/4/14 04:20 PM, darkjam wrote: People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.
White + Black = Grey

you idiots need to know your history

Jesus is Asian


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 16:46:34


I thought he was Mexican. And that it was pronounced "Hey Zeus"


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 19:24:11


Way too many dudes name Jesus in Miami.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 19:35:42


I can see him as a Samurai.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 19:41:15


He was fucking Jewish.

Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 19:43:00


At 11/4/14 07:41 PM, NGPulp wrote: He was fucking Jewish.

He can still be Asian.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-04 19:44:29


At 11/4/14 07:43 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 11/4/14 07:41 PM, NGPulp wrote: He was fucking Jewish.
He can still be Asian.

You've got a point.

Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-16 17:34:23


Well, the figure known as 'Jesus' was born in the Middle East which is Western Asia........so he is/was (if he existed) Asian. I've always imagined Jesus looking like Lebanese people.


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-16 17:51:32



I believe in the ultimate triumph of evil over good in this world.


It doesn't help that we keep funding our enemies.

Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-16 17:56:28


HEY HEY!!! QUIT FUCKIN' WIT KOREAN JESUS!!!

He aint' got time for yo' problems! He's out there, doin' Korean shit!

Jesus is Asian


fuk

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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-17 14:11:02


Israel is in Asia so you're technically correct.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-17 14:15:36


At 11/4/14 04:20 PM, darkjam wrote: People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.

What about Alien? Considering his supposed superpowers that'd be a logicaler origin!


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Response to Jesus is Asian 2014-11-17 14:24:05


At 11/4/14 04:20 PM, darkjam wrote: People always argue whether Jesus is Black or White, well mix them both and you get Asian.

Westasian.

Jesus is Asian


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