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Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 04:30:18 Reply

I wanna see those videos.

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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 04:32:01 Reply

what?


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 04:42:30 Reply

You can't beat the Onion, since at least they're up front about making shit up.

Zoophile porn is pretty illegal, at any rate.

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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 06:23:16 Reply

"Under the Animal Care Protection Act, bestiality isn't included. To take action and remove the dog we would have to prove actions there were cruel or that it [THE DOG] was tormented."

Best line. Dog was probably having the time of its life.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 06:29:29 Reply

That's pretty popular amongst teenaged girls now.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:12:48 Reply

At 11/3/14 06:29 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: That's pretty popular amongst teenaged girls now.

Fucking sluts.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:22:58 Reply

At 11/3/14 10:12 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 11/3/14 06:29 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: That's pretty popular amongst teenaged girls now.
Fucking sluts.

Hey man whatever gets them off.

All the thrill of a penis without the effort of a relationship.

Good news for us men right?


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:33:26 Reply

I'm going to need video evidence to prove that this happened.

Because reasons.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:37:52 Reply

At 11/3/14 10:22 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/3/14 10:12 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 11/3/14 06:29 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: That's pretty popular amongst teenaged girls now.
Fucking sluts.
All the thrill of a penis without the effort of a relationship.
Good news for us men right?

Yeah, sure.
Sex and all that shit.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:39:48 Reply

At 11/3/14 10:37 AM, NGPulp wrote: Yeah, sure.
Sex and all that shit.

She clearly isn't taking the No Fap November NG Challenge.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:46:58 Reply

this one is so cold.


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 10:49:03 Reply

Like a dog would refuse or be sad if he got to hit that


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-03 11:03:18 Reply

brings new meaning to dog lover


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Response to Best news story ever. 2014-11-16 00:04:37 Reply

At 11/3/14 04:30 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: I wanna see those videos.

Great, THIS is how Queensland winds up in US News. Oh well, she got caught selling pot and screwing a dog. In the grand scheme of things it hardly matters as long as it doesn't turn out that they were abusing the dog as well. Hardly seems like the kind of thing that deserves prison, though I'd say forbidding her from owning a dog would be appropriate.

I'm willing to bet this wouldn't of wound up in the Daily News if she wasn't somewhat hot, anyway. Also, there's a reasonable chance this might already be on the internet. For all we know she's been doing bestiality porn for years now.