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I know, I know- Government internet is gonna be hard to beat!

Don't worry, I don't judge. Post your puny internet speeds here.

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I wish the speed here was actually 1.44 MBs. It's usually anywhere between 5 bytes and 100 KBs...

Pretty impressive right?

Don't forget to include a link.

Also, this is relevant.

Sucks to be you Montana.

it's what you do with it that counts

This is painful. The speeds at home never went below 20 MBS....

I can feel my privilege fleeting.

shit speeds

but this is oklahoma

Ping 667ms
Download speed..... 0.20 mbps
Upload speed..... 0.09mbps
Grade F- Slower than 99% of Canada

rofl fuckin rofl

screenshots are for losers

Rural Minnesota sure is a fun place to live.

At 11/2/14 04:34 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Rural Minnesota sure is a fun place to live.

is that dial-up

At 11/2/14 04:34 PM, Sekhem wrote: is that dial-up

It's satellite. The download and upload speeds are bullshit on the speed tests for some reason. I can usually download around 400 or 500 KB/s.

Wifi

I remember the days when it took 45 minutes to download 1.44mb to fill my floppy disk with porn.

The lightning speed internet of some of you shame me deeply.

Fuck it, I'm getting a new ISP.

Are you jelly ?

I got a C-

On a good day, I get 5 mbps down.

On a bad day, I don't even get 1.

We're paying for 10.

Also, our upload speed has never gone above 1 mbps down.

At 11/2/14 09:27 PM, larrynachos wrote: On a good day, I get 5 mbps down.

On a bad day, I don't even get 1.

We're paying for 10.

Also, our upload speed has never gone above 1 mbps down.

I would kill for 5 MBS.

Occasionally, I'll get bursts of 300 kbs. Usually it sits at about 50 kbs...

OUT OF MY WAY SLOW SHITS

I'm not very fast.

At 11/2/14 10:12 PM, Boomstick wrote: OUT OF MY WAY SLOW SHITS

You do realize these numbers are bullshit, right, バカ?

At 11/2/14 10:15 PM, JRob wrote:

At 11/2/14 10:12 PM, Boomstick wrote: OUT OF MY WAY SLOW SHITS

You do realize these numbers are bullshit, right, バカ?

Oh sure, blame the government

"Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!"

Brownie points to anybody who remembers what this is referencing.

it says im from tyler when im from marshall f@*king inaccurate satellites

1MB ? or maybe 100MB ?
the internet in syria is seriously different

Tfw all neighbors have google fiber.
Tfw Kansas City = 2nd fastest internet city

Cry everytime.

At 11/3/14 12:16 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: "Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!"

Brownie points to anybody who remembers what this is referencing.

Run run fast as you can you'll never catch me I'm the ginger bread man?
And the pic is of a jackalo

At 11/3/14 04:31 AM, Painbringer wrote: .

My brain hurts trying to remember, but at least I did not cheat by Googling the phrase.

21,000 posts, congratulations.