I wish the one I loved me oh mighty Cthulhu how many shall I sacrifice for the granting of my one true wish
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I'm Cthulhu! Ask Me Anything
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At 10/28/14 11:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I am the almighty Cthulhu, and I demand that you ask me questions or I'll devour you!
Have you ever read "The Call of Cthulhu"? Or are you one of those people who have no clue what a Lovecraft is, but just like godzilla-like monsters?
At 10/29/14 04:08 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Have you ever read "The Call of Cthulhu"? Or are you one of those people who have no clue what a Lovecraft is, but just like godzilla-like monsters?
I was definitely going to ask this, or if he ever read a Lovecraft story.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
So, Cthulu, why are you so into grudges over the internet?
At 10/29/14 03:16 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: When cleaning my kitchen table, in what direction am I supposed to wipe my sponge?
Sideways.
At 10/29/14 03:38 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the one I loved me oh mighty Cthulhu how many shall I sacrifice for the granting of my one true wish
Can you specify your wish, for I have no idea what you're blathering about.
At 10/29/14 06:21 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 10/29/14 03:38 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the one I loved me oh mighty Cthulhu how many shall I sacrifice for the granting of my one true wishCan you specify your wish, for I have no idea what you're blathering about.
you know what fuck this your just some big ugly squid no one can kill DEATH i bow to nothing!!!!!!!!
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At 10/29/14 01:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: No, my face tentacles don't get in the way when I eat spaghetti.
Thats good to hear. My facial hair gets in the way when I eat pasta sometimes.
When it comes to pasta my favorite is fettuccini alfredo with chicken and broccoli. I typically eat it with children screaming in the background.
Take out the broccoli and that sounds amazing right now.
At 10/29/14 12:09 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:
you know what fuck this your just some big ugly squid no one can kill DEATH i bow to nothing!!!!!!!!
CTHULHU BRUTALLY ATTACKS GRIMthaREAPER AND THEN DEVOURS HIM!
At 10/29/14 04:46 AM, Phobotech wrote:At 10/29/14 04:08 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Have you ever read "The Call of Cthulhu"? Or are you one of those people who have no clue what a Lovecraft is, but just like godzilla-like monsters?I was definitely going to ask this, or if he ever read a Lovecraft story.
Do you want a short, straight answer to that or do you want to hear the humorous version of the same story that the short, straight answer would of told?
Has OP even played the Call of Cthulhu board game?
At 10/29/14 04:24 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Is your name TheGameChanger?
That's my username, it does not identify what species I am.
At 10/29/14 04:30 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 10/29/14 04:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:Can we use Google?At 10/29/14 04:24 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Is your name TheGameChanger?That's my username, it does not identify what species I am.
Google isn't exactly the most accurate web service. Just look how messed-up YouTube is after Google got involved!
At 10/29/14 04:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Do you want a short, straight answer to that or do you want to hear the humorous version of the same story that the short, straight answer would of told?
A simple "no" would be fine.
But you should check out the short story anyway, especially since Hallowe'en is coming up.
At 10/29/14 04:38 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:At 10/29/14 04:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Do you want a short, straight answer to that or do you want to hear the humorous version of the same story that the short, straight answer would of told?A simple "no" would be fine.
But you should check out the short story anyway, especially since Hallowe'en is coming up.
I've actually read excerpts from it, but I have yet to read the entire thing although I've been meaning to, I just keep forgetting to rent or buy a copy of it.
I believe in the ultimate triumph of evil over good in this world.
It doesn't help that we keep funding our enemies.
At 10/29/14 04:48 PM, Th-e wrote: Has anyone had tea with you?
Yes. The crumpets that the tea came with were good too. Afterwards I sent the British folk away and I return to waging war against Poseidon.
Which incarnation of Godzilla could best beat your ass?
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 10/29/14 04:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Which incarnation of Godzilla could best beat your ass?
The 2014 incarnation.
At 10/29/14 04:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 10/29/14 04:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Which incarnation of Godzilla could best beat your ass?Godzilla doesn't die.
Godzilla is love, Godzilla is life.
Exactly. With his regenerative powers being shown to be roughly parallel to a Lovecraftian mythos creature I honestly think this would be a good fight, that Godzilla would win.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 10/29/14 04:59 PM, stafffighter wrote:At 10/29/14 04:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote:Exactly. With his regenerative powers being shown to be roughly parallel to a Lovecraftian mythos creature I honestly think this would be a good fight, that Godzilla would win.At 10/29/14 04:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Which incarnation of Godzilla could best beat your ass?Godzilla doesn't die.
Godzilla is love, Godzilla is life.
Currently Godzilla is my frenemy. (it's a long, complicated, and interesting story)
At 10/29/14 05:03 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 10/29/14 04:59 PM, stafffighter wrote:Currently Godzilla is my frenemy. (it's a long, complicated, and interesting story)At 10/29/14 04:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote:Exactly. With his regenerative powers being shown to be roughly parallel to a Lovecraftian mythos creature I honestly think this would be a good fight, that Godzilla would win.At 10/29/14 04:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Which incarnation of Godzilla could best beat your ass?Godzilla doesn't die.
Godzilla is love, Godzilla is life.
Well you are the primordial element from the start of reality and he is nature itself pointing out the folly of man. I can see where you'd be uncomfortably close.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 10/29/14 04:43 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 10/29/14 04:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:Is that your feeble attempt of hiding the truth from us?
Google isn't exactly the most accurate web service. Just look how messed-up YouTube is after Google got involved!
If by hiding you mean slowly driving you insane, then yes.
How do you feel about the fact that the rpg named for you statted you and presented the vain hope of defeating you (while not being Godzilla)?
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 10/29/14 09:09 PM, stafffighter wrote: How do you feel about the fact that the rpg named for you statted you and presented the vain hope of defeating you (while not being Godzilla)?
I welcome any mortal to come and try to harm me, for it amuses me to see them fail!
At 10/29/14 09:23 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 10/29/14 09:09 PM, stafffighter wrote: How do you feel about the fact that the rpg named for you statted you and presented the vain hope of defeating you (while not being Godzilla)?I welcome any mortal to come and try to harm me, for it amuses me to see them fail!
Well the stats include a tentacle attack with 100 percent likelihood to hit and once per round you eat 1d4 investigators. It's a "don't fucking try" stat but still, as the Spoony Bard said "If you stat it, they will kill it."
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 10/29/14 02:07 AM, YenMuffin wrote:At 10/29/14 02:03 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:I'm sure a being of pure evil is capable of changing it's size at will.At 10/29/14 01:52 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Have you ever given oral to 8 chicks simultaneously?I can't. With a mouth this big instead of giving oral I accidently swallow chicks whole.
On the plus side, I have a whale-sized dick, and instead of pubic hair I have a million human-sized dicks.
That only works in certain parallel universes, unfortunately in this universe I don't have that power to do so ever since the Great Debacle of 2013.
At 10/29/14 04:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 10/29/14 12:09 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:CTHULHU BRUTALLY ATTACKS GRIMthaREAPER AND THEN DEVOURS HIM!
you know what fuck this your just some big ugly squid no one can kill DEATH i bow to nothing!!!!!!!!
GRIM GIVES CTHULHU INDIGESTION AND REINCARNATES
FUCK YOU you big ugly freak I I'm DEATH nothing can escape me except for Kenny.
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At 10/30/14 02:50 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Is Jar Jar really the key to all of this?
Yes he is. Don't ever doubt Jar Jar's judgement.
My power has weakened ever the the creation of this trope.
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