and no one is around. At all. In the world. NO ONE. What do you do?

I'd probably take off all my clothes and walk outside. I'd go to the nearest gas station where I buy cigarettes every day and feel what it's like to be there naked. I'd be like "hmm... I see."

Then I'd probably go to people's houses and look for weed. Or Oxycodone or whatever other drug I can get my hands on. I'm alone in the world so I might as well spend it getting high...

In the long run, my life would probably be just staying alive. Going around. Eating food. Doing drugs. Making a bunch of animal friends. Running out the biological clock so this strange existence can end.

I don't think I'd be miserable though. I think I'd just be... meh. Like, "fuck." I will miss a bunch of people from my life but probably repress those feelings.

What say you?

At 10/27/14 01:31 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: and no one is around. At all. In the world. NO ONE. What do you do?

id probably play my music on radios, so that only i could hear it.

At 10/27/14 01:31 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: and no one is around. At all. In the world. NO ONE. What do you do?

I'd become a cop and single-handedly fill the quota for police brutality.

At 10/27/14 01:56 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

At 10/27/14 01:31 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: and no one is around. At all. In the world. NO ONE. What do you do?

I'd become a cop and single-handedly fill the quota for police brutality.

You'll brutalize yourself...?
Kinky.

it would just be like a normal day for me. . .

I'd start smoking cigarettes and take all the cars I want out for a spin.

Then I'd get bored. Weeks of drinking and smoking everything I can find, driving cars endlessly, I begin to get a little crazy. I crave companionship.

The mannequins. Just like in that Will Smith movie. I talk to them, they're my friends, but oh, they're not enough.

The withdrawal symptoms as my supply ends…

The hunger…

The thirst…

The needs…

Eventually I meet the other last person… she's smart and cute, bright. She's got many supplies. She seems happy to see me.

In my half-conscious state, I tear into her neck. I feast on her flesh, insert myself into her and rip her apart. I am no longer man. I am no longer human. I am no longer Chocomilk. I am something else. I am an animal.

Soon all that remains of this survivor is bone. Brittle bone sucked of its marrow. I feel nothing.

I am dead. The creature that now inhabits my body… that is something else entirely.

I'm not gonna pretend like I'd handle a post apocalyptic situation very well

I'd get used to the silence and shop for food and clothing. After a week when you're comfortable with the silence, you hear scratching sounds at your door...

First, assuming that the internet is still working download the whole wikipedia database, same with google maps. Now raid peoples houses find as many drugs and useful survival items with me. next I would go to the zoos and try to interact with some primemates, hopefully after enough time they gain my trust. I show them how to use tools and whatnot (This would take years). after the pack trusts me, I continue in showing them basic and more complex skills, eventually I would pick up on their means of communication (as they do not have the vocal cords to speak I would focus on body language). If I can learn how to speak in sign language I would eventually teach my primemate friends this skill. there was an expriment with a gorrilla who was able to learn sign language. I would then be the primate king, they would all respect me for passing on this knowlage to them. Then Id probbaly just binge on oxycodone and other opiates as my primates eventually concour the world.

fap in public

I'd post a thread about it on the BBS.

If NG was dead then I'd try to learn how to fly a plane and try to get to Japan. Then I'd probably search for Gensokyo till I die.

As others have mentioned, I'd download all of Wikipedia, maps, and every other part of the Internet that I think I'd need. Terrabytes of articles, funny cat pictures, dick pix, and games.

Then I'd become a wanderer. I'd forage in houses for food and treasures. Maybe look for other survivors. I'd spend my down time reading books and becoming an expert on every subject.

I would also continue to deposit my Newgrounds XP every day until it is no longer possible. Then I would travel to the Newgrounds office and edit my account to be level 61, but not before drawing a large, anthropomorphic penis on the wall.

At some point, I'd visit every major landmark and technical marvel, scrawling "Bit wuz here" on it along with another penis picture. I'd be sure to write down what station to tune to in order to contact me. I'd be broadcasting for an hour a day in order to find others who may have been left behind. With my information being spray painted in every town and city I visit, there's a good chance that, if there are any survivors, I'll be contacted eventually.

It would also be pertinent to be protected from the animals who would quickly take over all previously populated areas. To accomplish this, I'd befriend German shepherds and keep a pack of them around me at all times. Not even a fully grown grizzly could take on a pack of German shepherds.

We would travel in a stripped down school bus. The back half would be enclosed in fencing bolted to the floor. It would contain weapons, tools, gas, food, valuables, and radio equipment. The front half would be carpeted for the dogs. The roof would have an antenna and possibly more storage space.

I would need to build some sort of reinforced scoop on the front of the bus in order to push abandoned cars out of my way. I imagine that there would be a few places that would be impassible due to the heavy traffic in the area before everyone disappeared.

Also I'd rob Fort Knox because there wouldn't be anyone to stop me.

So if there were no more humans FOREVER?

Ugh there's just so much to consider. It's likely I would survive off the land and do my best to avoid cities with unstable nuclear reactors, and prone to hurricanes and other disasters (somehow.) I'd be terribly depressed. I'd probably die in my sleep. Lose the will to live.

But if it were temporary, of course I'd go steal shit. Heck, life as I know it at that point would have obviously changed, now that I realize something like this is possible. I'd spend all day day dreaming about what other crazy shit is possible. My morals would have gone at the window at this point.

I pretty much would just steal as much money and shit that I could in that alternate scenario.

Die because eternal loneliness eats away at me until I have nothing left.

If that doesn't happen though, at least I get the Internet to myself... and all the computers in the world. Man, I feel powerful! Now if I only had some slaves to repair them when they break...

Well, since there's nobody operating all of the factories and shit, there'd be a lot of exploding nuclear power plants.

I'd go to the gas station, grab all of the food I could carry, head home, eat, masturbate, and commit suicide.

but I woke up today and my mom's still here, so that's not gonna happen.

I would loot every house in my neighborhood.

This is FinaLee. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. If you are out there--if anyone is out there, I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide security. If anyone is out there...anybody...you are not alone.

At 10/27/14 07:37 PM, FinaLee wrote: This is FinaLee. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. If you are out there--if anyone is out there, I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide security. If anyone is out there...anybody...you are not alone.

Are you Will Smith

At 10/27/14 08:28 AM, darkjam wrote: fap in public

it wouldn't be public anymore tho

After looting my block, I will fan out and loot every other neighborhood. My empire will slowly grow.

Pee with the door open :U

i'd do what i want when i want, go to the mall and take what i want. go to a restaurant and eat all i want. cuz ill run the world.
although i'll be the last of our species. anyway theres noway the other "female" would be near me furthermore in my continent. might as well have fun and keep calm.

At 10/27/14 07:37 PM, FinaLee wrote: This is FinaLee. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. If you are out there--if anyone is out there, I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide security. If anyone is out there...anybody...you are not alone.

the problem is who uses AM anymore?

Freak out and commit suicide within a week.

I recall one episode of "Beavis And Butt-Head" where that happened, but it turned out the town was evacuated or something, I don't remember.

Anyway, I would probably go on the Internet, because if everyone was gone, then there'd be no new comments on YouTube videos!

At 11/9/14 03:00 PM, Ericho wrote: Anyway, I would probably go on the Internet, because if everyone was gone, then there'd be no new comments on YouTube videos!

There'd also be no one manning the power stations.
So therefore. No electricity.
Good luck connecting to the internet.

Since there will be no humans to have sex with, I might use either robots or animals as an replacement.

Seeing as how everything must people do is electronic based, there isn't much I could do. Probably at least just live in y house forever or try to use my spare time to build a generator or something. Hey, I'd have all the time in the world!

I would go to the nearest store find some boy and girl (they are survivors) who are going against an enemy of theirs known as Skynet. I save them and later try to ditch them. Everything else is self-explanatory.