To summarize:
Your cat doesn't really love you, your cat doesn't rub against you to show affection but rather to mark you as territory, your cat is an environmental disaster, and bacteria which breed inside your cat have been shown to change humans' brain chemistry.
I've suspected for years that cats aren't as great as most of us would like to believe, but this article sums up the whole issue rather nicely.
So, Newgrounds, how does this affect your opinion of cats? Do you still love your cat? Would you still get a cat?