Sleeping with your partner.

[RandomRoarness]

Why should they take up all the space of the couch/bed/floor?! We worked hard to sleep in that very same spot that they occupy. Frankly, it is inhumane and we as the other part of the spouse/ lover's life should not be condemned to being squished in this corner. Especially in this heat!

[CresIsis]

Agreed but I mainly sleep with other men so we understand the boundaries.

[YellowisCOOL]

Hey, at least you have a partner dude

[RandomRoarness]

At 10/17/14 03:41 AM, CresIsis wrote: Agreed but I mainly sleep with other men so we understand the boundaries.

Maybe I should do the same.
This women of mine stretches out like a damn bear. I think its time to at least sleep on the ceiling. Might hear the neighbors smash on a lucky day.

[RandomRoarness]

At 10/17/14 03:45 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Hey, at least you have a partner dude

When it comes to me needing my sleep. You can have her for the night.

[Hoodie]

It is always uncomfy.

[NeonSpider]

Rub peanut butter on her feet and down her legs. Put a little around her mouth. Be sure to finish off with a big gob in her hand where you leave the jar. Sleep next to her and snore loudly, occasionally shouting things then mumbling and "going back to sleep".

When she wakes up, pretend to be soundly asleep and if she wakes you up, immediately startle and stare at the peanut butter jar in disgust and disbelief and demand why can't she control herself in her sleep because obviously she's been sleep walking, sleep eating, and doing other weird things in her sleep and you'll have no part in it.

That should fix your little problem. You won't have to sleep with her anymore. :-)

[DoctorStrongbad]

Sleeping with a partner is not always about sleep.

[Amaranthus]

At 10/17/14 03:00 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Sleeping with a partner is not always about sleep.

Please write a book filled with your many wisdoms.

[LunarHawk69]

Being big spoon is one of the best things in this life

[Monster-64]

My cat comes into my room to sleep with me. Of course, I am only 17.

[CresIsis]

Also how does your partner take up all the space on the floor? Does she work at the local theater as one of the screens?

[Izzy-A]

I usually go to bed later and it always feels like this

[generalwinter]

Maybe try talking to your partner about your feelings/look into getting a bigger bed?

[ecwrulesbad]

At 10/17/14 03:08 PM, Monster-64 wrote: My cat comes into my room to sleep with me. Of course, I am only 17.

Still, you get pussy.

[Sensationalism]

We don't share a bed and even have our own bedrooms.
I'm a loud snorer and a tosser and turner.

[Radaketor]

Try spooning.

[walterwagner]

YEAH! my fucking SO takes up 75% of the bed and shes tiny. I come home from work everyday tired as all hell, cook myself food and thats about all i get to do before legit passing out from exhaustion. I dont need her furry ass in my fucking face when I try to squeeze into MY kingsize bed which I PAID FOR! Heres a classic example, sleeping on my hand im stuck in this position ALL night

[SansNumbers]

At 10/18/14 09:34 AM, walterwagner wrote: Heres a classic example, sleeping on my hand im stuck in this position ALL night

Did you take that picture on a potato?

[walterwagner]

At 10/18/14 09:56 AM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 10/18/14 09:34 AM, walterwagner wrote: Heres a classic example, sleeping on my hand im stuck in this position ALL night

Did you take that picture on a potato?

HURRR FUCKING DURR POATATOE? Jesus christ man act your age/

[RandomRoarness]

At 10/17/14 03:12 PM, CresIsis wrote: Also how does your partner take up all the space on the floor? Does she work at the local theater as one of the screens?

Yes, she does. I happen to know this cause I work as the manager there.
She spreads her legs and arms apart that resembles that of a star while slowly pushing to the corner.
So if you happen to be the closest to the wall or such, best believe she'll squeesh your body fluids
Out of you.

[RandomRoarness]

At 10/18/14 01:12 AM, Sensationalism wrote: We don't share a bed and even have our own bedrooms.
I'm a loud snorer and a tosser and turner.

How does that work out for the both of you. I wpuld imagine it would be slightly odd not sleeping without your partner.

[Zhon]

Pull the blankets off. In about 20 minutes he/she will pull them back and roll over. Problem solved.

Or keep a tiny squirt gun in your room.

[YenMuffin]

At 10/17/14 03:40 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: Why should they take up all the space of the couch/bed/floor?! We worked hard to sleep in that very same spot that they occupy. Frankly, it is inhumane and we as the other part of the spouse/ lover's life should not be condemned to being squished in this corner. Especially in this heat!

Maybe you and your partner should stop sleeping together and get back to work on that double homicide.

[NGComicd]

At 10/17/14 03:45 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Hey, at least you have a partner dude

Yer 2 young m8.

[hoorayjay]

Just physically move her limbs
Or send her a picture of herself asleep spread out across the bed and yell "SELFISH" at her.

[Lemonardo]

I think when you consider fucking her this inconvenience becomes more than worthwhile.

[Satan]

I had a fucking unwritten rule with an ex of mine that if she took up too much space, I had permission to push her out of bed, and she would do the same to me.

That shit kinda ended when she one day pushed me out of bed and I dragged her with me, causing her to land on my testicles making me scream like a bitch.

[Sensationalism]

At 10/20/14 03:26 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: How does that work out for the both of you. I wpuld imagine it would be slightly odd not sleeping without your partner.

It's nice. I have zero sympathy for those who complain about something they chose to do. We still get cuddle time. But sleeping is serious business.

[Ragnarokia]

I don't take up much space in our double bed, but then again we don't tend to use most of it anyway, it is so much more comfortable to close the distance a little and rest an arm around each other as we sleep.