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for me it's when people say the Japanese/kai version of dbz is better than the funimation version

When people say Politicians aren't scumbags.

At 10/11/14 09:46 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 10/11/14 09:23 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: When people say Politicians aren't scumbags.

Most people like to think of politicians as idiots, instead of the criminal masterminds that they are.

Most politicians in America that aren't liberal are criminals. They basically just say that anything that liberals like is terrible to themselves because they're stupid.

when people believe in dumb conspiracy theories

At 10/11/14 09:50 PM, thespazicat wrote: when people believe in dumb conspiracy theories

you're one of them are you? CONSPIRACY!!!

At 10/11/14 09:54 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

At 10/11/14 09:50 PM, thespazicat wrote: when people believe in dumb conspiracy theories

you're one of them are you? CONSPIRACY!!!

but what if the conspiracy is the conspiracy! JFK was really an elephant and the queen is a reptilian banana creature from planet yogurt! spooky stuff

People who believe shit works like they see on TV.

Particularly the low grade of people who watch "serious" TV shows like hospital, crime, or similar dramas.

irregardless
it's a doggy dog world
a diamond dozen

any misuse of the word "download"

At 10/11/14 09:46 PM, Painbringer wrote:

Most people like to think of politicians as idiots, instead of the criminal masterminds that they are.

Yeah people just won't wake up and see that they're killing us.

shock trolls (like, when someone dies, some dude on the internet goes all "I WANNA HAV SEX WIT DAT BODY")

At 10/11/14 09:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: irregardless
it's a doggy dog world
a diamond dozen

any misuse of the word "download"

Irregardless of our doggy dog world, you should download more RAM because it's a diamond dozen.

At 10/11/14 10:09 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 10/11/14 09:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: irregardless
it's a doggy dog world
a diamond dozen

any misuse of the word "download"

Irregardless of our doggy dog world, you should download more RAM because it's a diamond dozen.

you serious bruh? are you fucking srs?

Stuff like rocket science. If you're an actual rocket scientist then I don't blink twice while you're discussing it. But if you're not a scientist and talk about it I can't really take you serious.

when i say something about fixxing my car soon when i get money and they say "why don't you just buy a new car."

WTF IF I HAD NEW CAR MONEY WTF WOULD I DO? WHAT THE FUUUUCK.

I hear this like any time i mention that im supposed to get some money soon from something and i have a few hundred dollars worth of stuff to fix on my car.

a few hundred dollars also does not buy a good car typically either.

At 10/11/14 09:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: irregardless
it's a doggy dog world
a diamond dozen

any misuse of the word "download"

never heard any of those but hahaha

I hate when people describe something as another thing on drugs.

For example, "Regular Show is like Looney Toons on LSD", "Borderlands is like Halo on steroids" and so on.

At 10/11/14 11:29 PM, Chdonga wrote: I hate when people describe something as another thing on drugs.

For example, "Regular Show is like Looney Toons on LSD", "Borderlands is like Halo on steroids" and so on.

Charlie Sheen is like Charlie Sheen on Charlie Sheen.

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I generally get that feeling when reading Youtube comments

At 10/11/14 11:06 PM, FurryGod wrote: Stuff like rocket science. If you're an actual rocket scientist then I don't blink twice while you're discussing it. But if you're not a scientist and talk about it I can't really take you serious.

What?

At 10/11/14 09:09 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: are you serious?

for me it's when people say the Japanese/kai version of dbz is better than the funimation version

Every thread that ever existed on the general forum of the NG BBS.

At 10/12/14 01:31 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

At 10/11/14 09:09 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: are you serious?

Every thread that ever existed on the general forum of the NG BBS.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, I find myself more detached from the BBS lately because of it...

But I can still play the fool.

So my older brother is a hardcore conspiracy theorist...like, to the point where he thinks Alex Jones is a gatekeeper...and if you don't know what that means, I envy you.

Anywho...he was talking about the Georgia Guidestones...which are apparently like the Stonehenge Doom Porn of conspiracy theorists, because of some sort of astrological significance, some cryptic shit in English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian or something...anyway, recently on one of the marble pillars, a cubic chunk was removed from it leaving a square hole...there was a face imprinted in it and thats supposed to mean something mysterious and doomy, but they made a new block of granite/marble, whatever the hell its made of, to replace it, fitting into the cube hole.

He goes on to say how on one side it says "2014" on it, and on the top of the cube, it says "MM"...now, a logical person would think that the year signifies WHEN that repair was made to the landmark, and "MM" are initials.....BUT YOU'D BE A SHEEPLE TO THINK THAT...I'm getting to it, just bear with me...

...He says the "MM" are roman numerals to accompany the year as a specific date...somehow this means "October 23rd" of this year, and its a WARNING FOR DARK SHIT TO GO DOWN....

...Now, this is the same guy that was all up in a roar that Comet Ison was going to be some sort of apocalyptic harbinger of destruction, whether something hits us, or the sun reacts to it in a weird way, or the earth, no shit, passes through its contrail made of poison... Comet Ison came and went, and nothing fucking came of it...so he suggests something is going to happen on the 23rd of this month and I'm like "whatever, that date is going to come and go, and nothing will happen."

He says, "Well, now that some people have uncovered the truth to their message, they're not going to do it now. Thats how these secret societies work."

I couldn't contain my dumbfounded disbelief, because that was the most discredetingly stupidest thing I have ever heard a self purported "smart and functional human being" ever say.

this one time a guy told me that being gay was a choice

At 10/11/14 11:11 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 10/11/14 09:23 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: When people say Politicians aren't scumbags.

Are you serious?

Oh I think he's serious!

People who pretend to be rocket sciencists.

When people talk about conspiracies and they're total hypocrites.