He is....... SONICMAN13... congratulation! :3 :3 thanks!

Nu uh. You're a lair.

Nyo-Ho-Ho! :3

At 10/9/14 11:43 PM, Thor wrote: I thought this would be asking, and I wanted to be in before the legions of people electing themselves.

I elect Akikazu

@sonicman13 is an eleven year old boy who does nothing but watch minecraft and COD montages all day and types a bunch of shit in the youtube comments cause he's "edgy".

At least, that's what it says on his profile page.

larry4nachos2014

At 10/9/14 11:46 PM, CiviLies wrote: I elect Akikazu

2nd'd

Akikazu 4 new tom flup

Clearly, the best user is 24901miles.

Good night you prince of Maine, you King of New England.

Nah, he's in like, 5th place maybe. supergandhi64 is in first and JensJensen in second.

At 10/9/14 11:51 PM, JRob wrote: Nah, he's in like, 5th place maybe. supergandhi64 is in first and JensJensen in second.

supergandhi is a filthy communist

I vote me, or bigbadron.

basically the same greatness tbh

I'd say it's Asandir. Nicest person on the entire site.
Or maybe Rig since he saved Christmas.

Glad we cleared that up then. SONICMAN13 is the best user on the site. Now we'll never have to talk about it again.

It would be difficult to pick one best NG user.

from the userpage

being a troll is awsome
about 2 hours ago by sonicman13

i dont give a fuck about anybody im just a dirty ass troll with no life my name is Amber McCauley and im a troll and this is a bunch of bull shit fuck animation fuck madness fuck everyone fuck everybody i hate everything fuck it i hate youtube and i hate newgrounds and i hate everything bitches so my troll account is ghostavengerabyss and its on my profile on here so go comment on my trolling channel you fags :D you guys are the worse mother fuckers i ever seen and i troll everyone and im a hacker and i love being a troll so fuck you guys and i lied about everything i always lied about everyone so everyone on youtube and newgrounds are trolls and my Deviantart account and my twitter account is on my youtube faggots so go there thats my trolling account and here is the link that i made guys here is my real self here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URRX_I-EYZ4 :D

well, i can now see how he won. amazing.

I like this guy more.

I vote Lagerkapo for his incredibly tasteless username, excessive use of alcohol, freaky amounts of re-reading posts for errors before posting them and all-over sexual prowess :) (:

@Thor you're awesome.

At 10/10/14 12:44 AM, retro-704 wrote: I vote me, or bigbadron.

basically the same greatness tbh

BBR was fun when I remember him being around. When I was a regular. When my username was Tom3rulz...

BBM too.

And Maus.

And Ozcar...

FML I'm indulging in nostalgia...

At 10/10/14 03:27 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: bees a.k.a beheadedbymuslims

Yurgenburgen is also a badass mother fucker too as well indeed.

Remember that time you mailed me art?

That was boss.

I keep trying to act like I'm going to mail you the pile of artwork/poetry I've assembled for you, but it seems like empty sentimentalism now... I will someday send you things.

At 10/10/14 03:35 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 10/10/14 03:31 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: Yurgenburgen is also a badass mother fucker too as well indeed.

*gushing intensifies*

Remember that time you mailed me art?

I do indeed

That was boss.

Quite

I keep trying to act like I'm going to mail you the pile of artwork/poetry I've assembled for you, but it seems like empty sentimentalism now... I will someday send you things.

I would love it if you did. No pressure though. If you decide to send me anything, I now have a new address (I moved house) so PM beforehand

Ah, I will do. I think I can just smash together a bunch of shit and send it all at once, but I'm poor right now so spending a few dollars on (hardly) international shipping seems less likely than drinking myself dumb on forties and whiskey double shots...

So yeah, I'll try to get that shit out soon. Finally started writing again.

I'll transcribe today's piece into text;

"Smoldering incubation, Caprini Green of the spirit
coalescence of violent intelligent quintessence
effervescence of ethanol-induced inside-out induction
fuxion fuck you bitch, shit...

Isis met Osiris in a strip joint in Hanoi where a little boy would suck your dick for a dollar & this was written with a twenty dollar pen.

I booted up a video game where violence begets priveledge born of skill, still, fuck that shit, fuck this and fuck you.

Heaven's Gate hides Jim Jones' felatio bones negro.

Who wants to take a trip to Guyana?

Wanna buy a used needle bitch?"

Obviously a bit drunk and despondent when I wrote that one... And it was legitimately written with a twenty dollar pen. Gift from my dad like five or six years ago.

I'm the best user.
Anyone who says "You can't choose yourself!" is just jealous.

At 10/10/14 04:19 AM, YenMuffin wrote: I'm the best user.
Anyone who says "You can't choose yourself!" is just jealous.

BEST NEWGROUNDS USER NOMER 2.. is........ Satan, Congratulation satan... anyway why your username is satan??

Nyo-Ho-Ho for you :3

At 10/10/14 04:26 AM, Akikazu wrote:

At 10/10/14 04:19 AM, YenMuffin wrote: I'm the best user.
Anyone who says "You can't choose yourself!" is just jealous.

BEST NEWGROUNDS USER NOMER 2.. is........ Satan, Congratulation satan... anyway why your username is satan??

Nyo-Ho-Ho for you :3

Satan isn't a real user.
He's God's alt.

Thor, Selena or CyberDevil :) (That's just my opinion)

At 10/10/14 04:32 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Satan isn't a real user.
He's God's alt.

Get your heathen ass over here so I can slap you with a Bible!!!

A thread dedicated to me?

You shouldn't have.

That's a funny way of spelling supergandhi64

@Reiska3

At 10/10/14 07:31 AM, awegan2cffcka wrote: Why everyone commented here are so useless.
If you don't like it!, don't mad on this forum post and that just for the trollest user on newgrounds.
geez :v :v :v :V

Geez, why you no right English speak?

Best Newgrounds User No.3 is...... SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2, NYO-HO-HO!!!`congratulation!!

Best Newgrounds User No.4 is..... i do't know :3

At 10/10/14 07:53 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 10/10/14 07:31 AM, awegan2cffcka wrote: Why everyone commented here are so useless.
If you don't like it!, don't mad on this forum post and that just for the trollest user on newgrounds.
geez :v :v :v :V

Geez, why you no right English speak?

The best user is @larrynachos.
This thread is over now.

LARRY4NACHOS2014

COMIC4D2014

At 10/9/14 11:57 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote:

At 10/9/14 11:51 PM, JRob wrote: Nah, he's in like, 5th place maybe. supergandhi64 is in first and JensJensen in second.

supergandhi is a filthy communist

I'm a filthy communist.

At 10/10/14 07:58 AM, awegan2cffcka wrote:

Geez, why you no right English speak?

I'm Indonesian, you shit!!

That doesn't mean you can go around butchering the english language or insult others.
At least Google Translate it so it makes some sort of sense.