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Got any Cow Puns/ jokes?

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Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-07 19:05:33


At 10/7/14 06:47 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote:
At 10/7/14 06:28 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/7/14 06:15 PM, killerjeff wrote: Here's a intellectually stimulating Bos primigenius joke @Ejit will appreciate.
I don't understand your beef with me
Let's steer this thread back on track

I don't get it

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-07 19:30:13


What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can't milk a cow for 13 fucking years

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-07 20:34:26


I have a ton of cow jokes, but they're all udder shit.

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-07 20:41:27


Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-07 22:30:52


What city has the most cows?
Istan-Bull.

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-08 03:34:46


So a man walks into a cow restaurant, where all the workers are cows. He thinks it's weird but whatever. He's hungry.
So he orders his food, eats his meal, and, when he's done, tips the waitress cow. All the cows fall over.


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Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-08 14:39:15


At 10/7/14 07:05 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/7/14 06:47 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote:
At 10/7/14 06:28 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/7/14 06:15 PM, killerjeff wrote: Here's a intellectually stimulating Bos primigenius joke @Ejit will appreciate.
I don't understand your beef with me
Let's steer this thread back on track
I don't get it

I guess the point is moot now, anyway

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-08 15:44:16


What do you call a sexual cow ?

Horny


Steam |

Yes i do like mudkips

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-08 16:18:18


what do you call a bovine butler?

Beeves.

Response to Got any Cow Puns/ jokes? 2014-10-08 17:22:29


At 10/6/14 07:20 PM, FurryGod wrote: I can't really think of anything original.

I could, but I'm not in the moo'ed.