1. Go to a church, and each time the pastor finishes speaking a scream "Hail Satan!" at the top of my lungs.
Things you would do, if you could.
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Every time a customer tells me "I could just go do that online" I want to say "Then why don't you go do that?"
At 10/5/14 01:03 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I would like a pair of breasts grafted onto my chest, but I would also like the ability to squirt red bull out of them at will
I can't believe it's the year 2014 and we don't have this yet, WAKE UP plastic surgeons
Be able to fly while shooting taco beams out of my eyes. That way I can not only fly anywhere I want but I can also solve world hunger. Cause fuck yeah tacos!
At 10/5/14 01:00 AM, Avery wrote: 1. Go to a church, and each time the pastor finishes speaking a scream "Hail Satan!" at the top of my lungs.
Well.....you technically CAN do that. But I don't know if I'd advise it.
It'd be better if you dressed like someone in a Black Metal band and did that though.
I would certainly be flying more often.
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At 10/5/14 03:25 AM, CiviLies wrote: I dunno. Change the world.
Obamacare + Ebola.
RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG
At 10/5/14 01:00 AM, Avery wrote: 1. Go to a church, and each time the pastor finishes speaking a scream "Hail Satan!" at the top of my lungs.
That's pretty edgy man
I'd go around flying and blowing things up.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 10/5/14 01:00 AM, Avery wrote: 1. Go to a church, and each time the pastor finishes speaking a scream "Hail Satan!" at the top of my lungs.
So ... what exactly is stopping you? Lack of churches in your area? Lack of vocal cords?
Things I would do if I could ...
Shut down all oppressive religious organizations. It's fine to belong to a religious group if that's your thing. Where such groups impose their will onto others, especially those who do not believe as they do, is where I draw the line.
Vigilante justice. Technically you could, but strategically it's a bad move because even if you're successful at it, you'd just get yourself locked up anyway at best (unless you're a cop or certain types of government agent .. but then it's not vigilante and you have to follow rules), so it's useless except as a possible one time use for an extremely exceptional scenario anyway.
Make the Internet be classified as a public utility, turn over all major infrastructure in the US to the government while allowing all ISPs to use it, for a government fee, and allow everyone free Internet access, paid for by taxes. You could still choose your own provider instead of free government Internet for an additional fee, but none of them would be able to have monopoly over local infrastructure. You would actually have more choice and they couldn't play near as nasty with each other as they do presently. (Such as denying traffic from/to rival ISPs/etc...)
At 10/5/14 08:02 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 10/5/14 07:59 AM, larrynachos wrote: sexI'll have sex with you.
<3
At 10/5/14 08:03 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Oh baby.
No homo.
200% homo
Just go around killing people i dislike.
i know, i'm so edgy
At 10/5/14 05:24 AM, Painbringer wrote: Suck my own dick.
I'd be lying if i said this wasn't high up in my list as well.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 10/5/14 09:22 AM, FurryGod wrote: of a wussy.
If I could; I'd say 'pussy'.
I'd apply for position as a high ranking moderator on 4chan, then I would delete and/or ban non-/v/ discussion on sight. This would include but not be limited to deep sea threads, GamerGate discussion, e-celeb threads, and PC master race threads that consist of circlejerking and no actual discussion. Similarly, I'd make RetroArch discussion auto-bannable on /vg/, as RetroArch discussion always derails /emugen/.
Then when people complain about the iron fisted moderation going on, I'd ban them too!
At 10/5/14 01:00 AM, Avery wrote: 1. Go to a church, and each time the pastor finishes speaking a scream "Hail Satan!" at the top of my lungs.
You can do it. Go.
Also: eat a tuna sandwich years after the tuna is completely extinct.
*sigh*
To permanently stop the idiots who piss me off from pissing me off. Now if only there was a way to disable their computer in such a way that it wouldn't look suspicious and I'll get off scout-free of the actions if it goes downhill.
At 10/5/14 01:02 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Every time a customer tells me "I could just go do that online" I want to say "Then why don't you go do that?"
steal this guys badass icon
Create a musical based on the attack of the twin towers
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 10/6/14 07:07 PM, AnonOfCali wrote:At 10/5/14 01:02 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Every time a customer tells me "I could just go do that online" I want to say "Then why don't you go do that?"steal this guys badass icon
Here you go.
At 10/6/14 07:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 10/6/14 07:07 PM, AnonOfCali wrote:Here you go.At 10/5/14 01:02 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Every time a customer tells me "I could just go do that online" I want to say "Then why don't you go do that?"steal this guys badass icon
Whoops! Here's a higher-quality one.
