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Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:02:09 Reply

Doesn't necessarily mean they're bad people but there acting has to be really shit. Who are some actors who you can't stand being on the big screen?


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:03:27 Reply

William Shatner.

Even hardcore Trekkies don't like his acting. He's gotten to the point where all of his roles are parodies of his own acting style...


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:04:06 Reply

Usually in the big screens, there's this big dick that hogs the whole thing. Then the ushers tell me to zip up my pants, or leave.

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:05:53 Reply

Ryan Gosling.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:22:58 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:05 PM, Phobotech wrote: Ryan Gosling.

He was good in Drive mostly because he didn't have to speak much.

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:24:35 Reply

helana bonham carter. she plays the same uninspired character in literally every film she's ever been in


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:27:20 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:22 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 10/1/14 10:05 PM, Phobotech wrote: Ryan Gosling.
He was good in Drive mostly because he didn't have to speak much.

'Ey kid, wanna tootpik?

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:29:33 Reply

Michael Cera

How can people even like his movies?

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:33:24 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:05 PM, Phobotech wrote: Ryan Gosling.

Hey, screw you. Watch Only God Forgives. That's some goat acting from the Goose

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:36:35 Reply

Oh shit! Almost forgot. Paris Hilton. She counts right? Does it have to be exclusively actors or do actresses count too?

Almost entirely forgot about her because well, let's face it, she's just not that important. Definitely shit actress with shit movies though.

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:37:48 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:33 PM, Boomstick wrote:
Hey, screw you. Watch Only God Forgives. That's some goat acting from the Goose

You seem flustered. I just loved that Funny or Die skit and my buddies and I quote it often.

Also, "Goat Acting?"

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:38:44 Reply

Michael Cera
Paris Hilton
Van Diesel


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:43:56 Reply

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 22:56:31 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:38 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Michael Cera
Paris Hilton
Van Diesel

I think vin diesel is a pretty ok actor. he's better as a voice actor tho


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 23:06:29 Reply

Like all of them. Notice how they play similar characters in many movies and those who try to go from say comedy to drama often fail? Preconceived notions. We like the character, we don't want to see actors. Only a select few can get away with it. I'd say Johnny Depp and Heath Ledger are two of the few. Possibly even Jake Gyllenhaal. Or not idk.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 23:16:05 Reply

At 10/1/14 10:38 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Vin Diesel

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 23:16:24 Reply

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 23:19:23 Reply

I would have to go with tyler perry.

But thats not solely on acting, but directing and writing.

all pretty meh


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-01 23:20:20 Reply

At 10/1/14 11:16 PM, JRob wrote:
At 10/1/14 10:38 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Vin Diesel
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fite me now innit

Just my opinion.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:40:46 Reply

Cameron Diaz has single-handedly, completely ruined every movie I've ever seen her in, even if she only has a minor role.

Also she has a weird face.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:43:22 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:40 AM, Sinitech wrote: Cameron Diaz has single-handedly, completely ruined every movie I've ever seen her in, even if she only has a minor role.

She's in a lot of chick flicks.

Do you watch a lot of chick flicks?


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:46:55 Reply

i think like every actor

people are so fuckin stupid these days they'd probably throw money at a rolling banana for entertaining them


 

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:47:30 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:43 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 10/2/14 12:40 AM, Sinitech wrote: Cameron Diaz has single-handedly, completely ruined every movie I've ever seen her in, even if she only has a minor role.
She's in a lot of chick flicks.

Do you watch a lot of chick flicks?

Hey now, I didn't say I've seen her alot but, you know, every time I have, you know, she.. you know.. was bad.

... You know.

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:49:52 Reply

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the following yet:

Keanu Reeves

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:52:23 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:49 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: I'm surprised no one has mentioned the following yet:

Keanu Reeves

I am too, even though I do like him as an actor.

I'm almost as surprised, however, that Russell Crowe hasn't been mentioned. He's so bad at emoting anything.

Also, as has been mentioned before, I hate Michael Cera's one character that he does over and over and over again.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 00:52:32 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:46 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
people are so fuckin stupid these days they'd probably throw money at a rolling banana for entertaining them

COMING THIS SUMMER...ONE MAN...ONE CAR...ONE RACE...

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 01:04:18 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:49 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: I'm surprised no one has mentioned the following yet:

Keanu Reeves

At least he's made some money, although life really isn't his best friend.


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 01:07:00 Reply

Hey Wegra, quick question, do you have any certain mental disabilities that hinder your thought process?


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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 01:17:30 Reply

At 10/2/14 12:52 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 10/2/14 12:46 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
people are so fuckin stupid these days they'd probably throw money at a rolling banana for entertaining them
COMING THIS SUMMER...ONE MAN...ONE CAR...ONE RACE...
engine revs
"Time to kick some PotASSium..."
"What are ya, yellow?...I'm...I'm implying that you're a cowar-"
*montage set to Linkin Park*

Peeling out in theaters near you.

The decrepit corpse of Roger Ebert raves,

"It's a bananonanza fully capable of reanimating the listless masses' disposable income and my lifeless body. I almost wish I were dead again."

A person frantically escaping a private screening was heard momentarily clamoring,

"OH GOD. WHY DO YOU FUCKING PEOPLE KEEP GIVING MONEY TO THIS SHI

before disintegrating into a puddle of gelatinous ooze.

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Response to Actors who can't act? 2014-10-02 01:21:59 Reply

At 10/1/14 11:20 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 10/1/14 11:16 PM, JRob wrote:
At 10/1/14 10:38 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Vin Diesel
adkladgkaadjgalkjbgalbjkgaljbkgajlbekgawjkblgasjlbkdgajlbskgjkba

fite me now innit
Just my opinion.

I agree with SCTE3.
Vin Diesel has to be one of the fucking worst actors ever. They way he speaks, it sounds like he's got a mental disability, he's never in anything good. Not to mention he's the biggest closet queer I've ever seen, it's hard to watch him talking without imaging how perfectly suited he'd look with a giant cock in his mouth.


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