Rollercoaster Decapitates Deer

[Seasons]

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Did anybody else read this story? What would be your reaction if you were suddenly showered in blood while riding a roller coaster?

Also, are any of our English friends familiar with this theme park? I'm genuinely confused as to how "wild animals do manage to stray onto the park during the night," despite there being a "large perimeter fence." I mean, I could understand a racoon or something making it over, but I'm having trouble picturing a deer getting through a reasonably solid fence.

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[Makakaov]

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: Article

What would be your reaction if you were suddenly showered in blood while riding a roller coaster?

I would be happy for that truly would be an unforgivable ride full of emotions and that's what you pay for when you get on a rollercoaster

[Ejit]

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: I mean, I could understand a racoon or something making it over, but I'm having trouble picturing a deer getting through a reasonably solid fence.

                 

[Ejit]

At 9/30/14 06:04 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: I mean, I could understand a racoon or something making it over, but I'm having trouble picturing a deer getting through a reasonably solid fence.

                 

    

[CiviLies]

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: What would be your reaction if you were suddenly showered in blood while riding a roller coaster?

"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: Also, are any of our English friends familiar with this theme park?

yeah, I went there several times when I was younger
they have, apparently, the "longest" rollercoaster in the UK. Longest in terms of amount of track I think
there were no deer decapitations when I was there though

anyways, even though it's unlikely for a deer to get 'over' a large fence there's always oversights and things that lead to these events happening. Probably a gap in the fence. Or, the deer could have just walked in during the daytime and nobody noticed

[Bit]

I would become a psychiatrist and use my shirt as a Rorschach test. I'd say "What do you see?" and then they would say some stupid shit which is supposed to represent their subconscious (if you believe in that sort of thing). Then I would tell them that what they were actually seeing are the remains of a once proud creature, noble, but insignificant in the grand scheme of the Universe, being obliterated in a single instant and having the infinite expanse of its Earthly matter smeared across the forgotten plane of existence known by mortals as my shirt.

Then I would tell them that it costs extra to see the forgotten plane of existence.

[Sheizenhammer]

At 9/30/14 06:11 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/30/14 05:59 PM, Seasons wrote: Also, are any of our English friends familiar with this theme park?

yeah, I went there several times when I was younger

Ditto. Went on that exact ride myself a couple times. Pretty boring for a roller coaster, but it was a hell of a lot better than walking all around the forest it goes through instead.

there were no deer decapitations when I was there though

Annoyingly, also ditto. Dear god I'd have found that funny if it happened!

anyways, even though it's unlikely for a deer to get 'over' a large fence there's always oversights and things that lead to these events happening. Probably a gap in the fence. Or, the deer could have just walked in during the daytime and nobody noticed

The article also says it was a baby deer, meaning it could've likely squeezed through a smaller hole in the fence than what you'd expect a deer to be able to get through. Just a thought.

[TheGamechanger]

Oh deer, now what doe we have here? I never herd of such a thing before! I'd better buck up and fawn over the incident!