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This is my first year at university (by the way I live in Chile, which is not that much different from USA). My major is Business Administration (it's similar to economy), but I'm also doing a minor in Art so I took an architecture course for this semester.
So, there's a girl in this class that I'm attracted to. She is not very hot, she is like 5 feet tall (maybe less), and she is a bit shy, which is terrible because I'm shy too. Also, her major is medicine so this is the only class we're together. I really don't know how to talk to her, I mean, I always try to seat next to her, but she is always seated next to her friends... any ideas someone?

Shoot a spit ball at her...

this really shouldn't be complicated.... just talk to her ask her out

At 9/27/14 10:14 PM, mrexcellent2190 wrote: this really shouldn't be complicated.... just talk to her ask her out

HSSSSSSS.

Talking is the dirtiest word you can say to an introvert!

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

At 9/27/14 10:18 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 9/27/14 10:14 PM, mrexcellent2190 wrote: this really shouldn't be complicated.... just talk to her ask her out

HSSSSSSS.

Talking is the dirtiest word you can say to an introvert!

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Exactly! Who in their right mind would ever do that?!?! Impress her with shiny things. Works every time.

Give her a hug while breaking down in tears and tell her "I've always loved you!"

Or bitch out and piss your pants...

Talking to her next to friends might make you look wird .

Ask her to movies after the class .

Hopefully she has low standards

ask her to some smoothies and then slip something in her smoothie.

At 9/27/14 10:07 PM, vicho95 wrote: This is my first year at university (by the way I live in Chile, which is not that much different from USA). My major is Business Administration (it's similar to economy), but I'm also doing a minor in Art so I took an architecture course for this semester.
So, there's a girl in this class that I'm attracted to. She is not very hot, she is like 5 feet tall (maybe less), and she is a bit shy, which is terrible because I'm shy too. Also, her major is medicine so this is the only class we're together. I really don't know how to talk to her, I mean, I always try to seat next to her, but she is always seated next to her friends... any ideas someone?

Um lol you think she's not very hot? That is weird. Women prefer to be with men that find them very hot.

My current bf of 5yrs picked up a paper sitting on the table and asked me if I knew what it was about and that started our convo. We chatted about having a few classes together. He asked me if I had facebook.
Then next time he saw me he said maybe we should exchange numbers in case we want to get ahold of each other.
After flirting through facebook messages and texts he came to see my and we hung out and then we'd see each other at the school and stuff, too.
It's a good thing because I had every intention on talking him tonight but had chickened out.
I think it was his way of striking up a conversation to hit on me. He has said he was just curious and I looked smart but I think that's BS lol.

At 9/27/14 10:34 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

Um lol you think she's not very hot? That is weird. Women prefer to be with men that find them very hot.

I don't think she is objetively attractive, but for me, I think she is very cute.

Newgrounds, I'm ashamed that you haven't given the patented Newgrounds dating tip.

On that note, whip your dick out.

At 9/27/14 10:14 PM, mrexcellent2190 wrote: this really shouldn't be complicated.... just talk to her ask her out

It's not that easy.

Try groping her from behind.

Always works, mate.

Surprise fisting works surprisingly well.

At 9/27/14 11:14 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Speak Spanish to her. Chicks love that.

It's Chile, everyone speaks Spanish. How impressive could it be?

You can just talk to her but you can't be shy you don't have to be shy on whatsoever like you can say things like how is your life going.

Eat lots of beans. Like just constantly be eating beans. When you're in class, continue secretly eating beans but kind of hide it a bit but give people dirty looks if they question it.

When the gas buildup becomes too much, just let it all out. Hopefully this encourages people to move away from you but if not, eat more beans and try again.

Your best bet is if she lacks a sense of smell. Hopefully this gets all her friends to clear out.

Then, when the moment is right and you two are alone together, ...and this part is very important ... continue eating beans. Talk to her while eating beans. And when she goes to ask you a question, interrupt her with a "Shhhh" and then push out the deadliest stinkiest what-the-hell-died-in-there fart you possibly can. Bonus points if it's lumpy.

If she still likes you after that, you've found "the one". What should you do? You should offer her beans of course! You didn't stop eating beans did you?

Give her a hug and see what happens

Go and ask her out. If you're shy and you stumble or show a lack of confidence she will be attracted to you because she's shy herself and will see you as non-threatening.

I lost my last partner to a guy this way.

Try to overcome your shyness and ask her out . . . think outside the bun and get her something that screams the awesomeness of the mexican (a culture that represents romance) spirit like a beef & cheese burrito

--segaashoka32x

Compliment her artwork as you're casually passing by her! Follow it up with a greeting by extending your hand for a handshake. At least, that's how I generally meet people in class.

At 9/27/14 11:06 PM, tahm10 wrote: Newgrounds, I'm ashamed that you haven't given the patented Newgrounds dating tip.

On that note, whip your dick out.

You're sorely mistaken, sir.

He needs to grab her cock.

from the words of Louie ck: fuck her in the period hole you idiot

At least it's not a language barrier you're dealing with.

At 9/27/14 11:33 PM, Coinboi wrote: You can just talk to her but you can't be shy you don't have to be shy on whatsoever like you can say things like how is your life going.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Here are some extra commas, just in case you run out of the again.

At 9/28/14 12:28 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/28/14 12:26 AM, Entice wrote: Give her a hug and see what happens

I second this notion, but ask first.

Well that's no fun.

dude if you`re both shy then that`s something you have in common . now look all what do you have to do is follow these step`s

step 1 : introduce yourself appropriately - step 2 : ask her out (right before you fall into the friend zone)
step 3 : take it higher (like being together in class , cafeteria , etc...) - step 4 : and then the final level (DATES !!!!!)

and then watch thing`s transport from 0 into 10
and it worked with me but if you know how to look in step 1 then you`ll be fine ....
GOOD LUCK