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At 9/27/14 07:12 PM, CiviLies wrote: I would, but @ama sucked mines out.

Ama changed his name back to AMARANTHUS.

To be completely honest, I have no clue what happened. I left for a few hours and come back to two pages of souls. cool

i hope you die through sodomy

At 9/28/14 01:40 AM, Mumbo wrote: To be completely honest, I have no clue what happened. I left for a few hours and come back to two pages of souls. cool

Sign off on mine and close the deal. I want you to own my soul.

I, ____Dick_______, resident of ____your_mom's_vagina__, do hereby turn over the
ownership of my immortal soul to one Mumbo to be delivered upon my
death. I recognize the irrevocable nature of this contract, and swear that,
prior to this transaction, I had full and unrestricted rights to my soul and
that no prior claim, easement, contract or covenant had been placed on it.
Upon signing this private contract, I agree to the following terms and
conditions:
1) AUTHORITY TO ACT:
My Agent (Mumbo) has full rights and is authorized to act for me,
should I be rendered unable. I give Power of Attorney to my Agent, trusting
that he/she will act in my best interest and carry out my will, should I die
prematurely.
2) AFTERLIFE
In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge
the existence of the human soul. I do, however, recognize that should such an
emanation exist my soul is no longer my property. Should I assert the
existence of an eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the
eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be indubitable I
thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that
entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some
other hereafter should require said emanation it has been satisfactorily
explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been
transferred with my signature.
Sworn and witnessed on this day, ___69___/____69___/____69_____
Full Name: ______Dick__Dickinson______
Signature:_____________8====D__________
Agent Signature: ________(())___
Witnessed By: _________Your__Mother______