Charles Dickens and Frances Trollope (presumably among others) made the observation that Americans tend to pick their teeth with cooking utensils during dinner. Guys, that is, like, totes inappropriate.
point out that obama is just as much of a murderer as bush?
I like to confuse Americans by giving them a slinky on an escalator.
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At 9/26/14 04:48 PM, InsectGadget wrote: Tell them this joke:
"What the difference between a Yoghurt and the USA?"
"If you leave a Yoghurt alone for 200 years it might develop a Culture"
Hahahaha holy shit
At 9/26/14 12:23 PM, Loki wrote:At 9/25/14 11:34 AM, BumFodder wrote: Insult burgersyou are insulting the Germans by implying hamburgers originate from the united states of america.
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Almost all of the claims are in America :^)
At 9/25/14 11:34 AM, BumFodder wrote: Insult burgers
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you had better tip me for that innit m8
I think talking about America in general pisses me off.
At 9/25/14 11:31 AM, klompors wrote: How can I piss off an American
Showing off the metric system was not as effective
Well you're clearly not American so just be yourself.
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Most serious dance contests do not include line dancing.
At 9/25/14 07:13 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Tax their tea, limit the countries they can trade to and refuse representation in Parliament.
You, mister, are a god.
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
At 10/28/14 03:46 AM, JRob wrote:At 9/25/14 11:34 AM, BumFodder wrote: Insult burgersyou had better tip me for that innit m8
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At 9/25/14 11:31 AM, klompors wrote: How can I piss off an American
Showing off the metric system was not as effective
1. Question their patriotism.
2. Make jokes about Vietnam. (i.e. How many Vietnam war veterans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
3. Be Islam. Republicans hate Islam while supporting the same policies, Democrats support Islam while opposing their policies.
4. Claim that Bush was the best president of all time if they're Democrat, Obama if they're Republican.
5. Point out how fucking fat they are. Make jokes like "Thar she blows!" or "Man the harpoons!"
6. Point out that everything they have is made somewhere that isn't the United States.
7. Make a offensive joke that applies to them if they're liberals. Liberals are easily offended by such things.
8. To a Texan, claim that if Alaska was split in two, Texas would become the THIRD largest state.
9. Point out that their entire culture was initially based off of Europe.
10. Drive and park like an asshole.
11. Refuse to stand for the pledge at an American football game.
12. Advocate for gun control.
At 9/25/14 12:06 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:At 9/25/14 11:31 AM, klompors wrote: How can I piss off an Americani don't think it is a particular effective way to annoy them since many americans are probably too stupid to realise the advantages of the metric system over the US system. hell, i wonder how many of them actually know what a metric system is. =P
Showing off the metric system was not as effective
ps. newgroundsmike was right. the next 100th post, which is this post, is indeed not properly capitalised!
You'd be surprised how many know how to use the metric system properly.
Bring terrible diseases to America, like Ebola.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
Buy their soccer team tickets to world finals . That is like the only way
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Tell them that the Axis powers almost won WW 2.
At 10/28/14 03:16 AM, SentForMe wrote: If you meet someone with an obvious American accent, ask what country they are from and keep interrupting them with ever more absurd guesses until they become exasperated and march off.
Speaker 2: AMERICAn!!!! I'M A GOD DAMNED AMERICAN!!!!
Speaker 1: Well, no need to be rude. So, North American, South American, or Central American?
Speaker 2: OH, FORGET IT! storms off
yes, play on the ambiguity of the "american" demonym
also, when interacting via text over international gameservers and the like, and you tell each other where you are from, and they answer with a city name, ask if its a country in polynesia or similar, even if you know the city by name.
PS: and if they did answer first, answer with an obscure city name from your country, prefferably from an obscure province/state, for subsequent questions
Come to American, and refuse to speak English.
At 9/26/14 12:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Tell them fast food sucks.
"In the cities of Roman antiquity, much of the urban population living in insulae, multi-story apartment blocks, depended on food vendors for much of their meals. In the mornings, bread soaked in wine was eaten as a quick snack and cooked vegetables and stews later in popina, a simple type of eating establishment. In the Middle Ages, large towns and major urban areas such as London and Paris supported numerous vendors that sold dishes such as pies, pasties, flans, waffles, wafers, pancakes and cooked meats. As in Roman cities during antiquity, many of these establishments catered to those who did not have means to cook their own food, particularly single households. Unlike richer town dwellers, many often could not afford housing with kitchen facilities and thus relied on fast food. Travellers, as well, such as pilgrims on route to a holy site, were among the customers."
Do research.
At 10/28/14 09:27 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Come to American, and refuse to speak English.
Only if they're not qt nip chicks
At 10/29/14 12:52 AM, JRob wrote:At 10/28/14 09:27 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Come to American, and refuse to speak English.Only if they're not qt nip chicks
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At 9/25/14 11:31 AM, klompors wrote: How can I piss off an American
Showing off the metric system was not as effective
by going on an english website
everyone knows only americans use the internet
Photoshop Me!
The Battle Hymn of the Republic is more commonly known by its original name, 'Glory Glory Man United'.
At 10/28/14 05:27 PM, II2none wrote: Insult our obsession over Smart-phones.
That's not really an American thing. I have some relatives in China who are obsessed with smart phones, and my cousin got an iPhone at age 10 I think.
At 10/29/14 01:03 AM, Sevkat wrote:At 10/29/14 12:52 AM, JRob wrote:qtAt 10/28/14 09:27 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Come to American, and refuse to speak English.Only if they're not qt nip chicks
Those thigh-high socks on her = perfection