So, the other day I was going out to eat with my co-workers, and this one guy pulled my chair out and took my coat and put it on the hook. After we were done eating he helped me put my coat on. That was really weird because the guy who was doing all that stuff, we are always arguing and verbally fighting. That was one of the most weirdest things that has ever happened to me.

What is one thing that has been really weird that has happened to you?

At 9/18/14 12:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I was walking to the supermarket a few years ago (or maybe about one year ago... can't remember) and a bearded woman was yelling at me from the other side of the road, calling me a "stupid butt"

Lol that its funny. stupid butt

At 9/18/14 12:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I was walking to the supermarket a few years ago (or maybe about one year ago... can't remember) and a bearded woman was yelling at me from the other side of the road, calling me a "stupid butt"

ngl I laughed my ass off.
I used to see the same lady everyday on the subway yelling that today is judgement day, and that the world would be gone tomorrow yadah yadah. So finally one day I piped up and said: "Wasn't that yesterday?"
And she just gave me the dirtiest look and made this godawful screeching noise and got off. The whole car was dead silent after that. It was uncomfortable.

At 9/18/14 11:48 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: co-workers

I refuse to believe that you've got a job.

At 9/18/14 11:43 PM, Xenomit wrote: and she giggled and turned into a store.

Well at least she didn't turn into a soul sucking demon.

Every time my mother has a fit of paranoia.

One time I put an open invite on facebook for a party I was throwing at my house and there were like 50 people in my house/front/backyard. I was standing in the backyard when my friend comes up to me saying there was one of my neighbors at the front door wanting to talk to the person who lived there. So I'm getting ready to have to deal with some bitch neighbor trying to break up my party but when I talk to her all she wanted to know is if I had an extra cigarette she could have. So I gave her one and she told me to enjoy the party. I was surprised she was cool about it.

At 9/19/14 12:41 PM, Ama wrote: When weird events occur around me I'm often the cause of them.

That just means you're doing it right

How weird do you want to go? "Normal weird" or "weird weird"? I think I'll stick with just telling you a "normal weird" for now.

Okay so a "normal weird" thing that happened -- I'm walking along and a woman drives up in a van and almost hits me. I walk a bit away and she drives closer still like WTF?! And then she starts panhandling straight from the van. Get out of here you crazy loon!

Another "normal weird" -- I park in a parking lot, open my door, and a cat jumps in my lap from outside (before I get my seatbelt off or exit the car). From that moment on that cat decides it just loves me. Sadly I haven't seen it in a long time so I'm not sure it's even still alive.

I don't think you're ready for any of the "weird weird".

So there was this really hot girl in a library who was calling for some handsome dude .

I looked to the right . I looked to the left . I looked behind me .

I am like where is this handsome dude .

She points at me . I am looking over my shoulder again .

ME? I ask ? She said yes .

I made sarcastic laugh and left .

On my way to a gay pride thing with my friend, we passed by an old black guy who wanted to buy weed and shrooms from us. The guy had to have been older than 60.

On another adventure with my friend, we were waiting for a bus. She was wearing a pair of goggles she got from a convention. An old guy complimented her goggles, then said to me something along the lines of "Now you protect this girl because all women are a part of me, therefore this girl is a part of me, so when you're protecting her, you'll be protecting me." We just laughed and walked away.

On my last day at work a senile old lady showed me a bunch of black preachers and a dead baseball player. She thought she was destined to meet them and she wanted me to help her see them. She said that everybody wanted her to die and she told me I was the only person that wasn't speaking in a code.

At 9/19/14 04:38 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:49 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:48 AM, Piper wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:43 PM, Xenomit wrote: and she giggled and turned into a store.

I didn't word that very well

Ha, I didn't notice that. I'm picturing this woman holding hands with you and then just morphing into a gap or jc penny's. Mabye it was a new promotional event, stores that turn into cute girls would rack up sales.

Rofl.

Now that I think about it she might have been trying to come on to me and I scared her off. Oh well.

Story of my life right here.

I guess this is a "weird event." The other day I was at the dining hall of my university. I bumped into a chair and, thinking it was a person, turned around to apologize to it. A table full of sorority girls all watched me awkwardly shuffle away after half-apologizing to the chair.

A few years ago my grandparents dragged me to Washington for the 50th anniversary of some civil rights movement that I never heard of prior. It was sweltering outside and it dragged on for hours. A bunch of ex-black panthers went to the stand and chanted about defeating the white devil or something. Then a woman with botox stepped up to the mic and screamed about marching. Then Al Sharpton went up to the mic and rambled about nothing for two hours.
Anyway, I sneaked off and sat under a tree to play my PSP. A bunch of disgusting little children surrounded me to watch. They got uncomfortably close and there wasn't anything I could do about it. A man and wife thought I was good with kids so they wanted to introduce me to their daughter. I don't know why they wasted their breath telling me because she wasn't even at the event, but considering I was at a civil rights thing, I think it's safe to assume they were guilty white liberals who wanted a mixed-race grandchild to show how progressive they are.

At 9/19/14 12:42 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:48 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: co-workers

I refuse to believe that you've got a job.

Why?

At 9/19/14 04:43 PM, Voltage wrote: I looked at her, and like a deer in headlights she stared back for a second and walked off briskly like nothing happened. I was just confused as to why the fuck you'd want someone's used paper plates and paper towels.

That's funny.

At 9/19/14 10:40 PM, NeonSpider wrote: I don't think you're ready for any of the "weird weird".

Try me!

At 9/20/14 12:26 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:42 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:48 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: co-workers

I refuse to believe that you've got a job.

Why?

Last I checked, you were supposed to be in my basement.

At 9/20/14 02:52 AM, NGPulp wrote: Last I checked, you were supposed to be in my basement.

And why was I suppose to be in your basement? That is a little scary.

At 9/20/14 09:47 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: And why was I suppose to be in your basement?

Because why not?

Perhaps 6 years back one day after school was over and was on my way to the bus station crossed paths with a gang of generic tough guys. You know the type, tank tops, fake tans and disgusting colon. Anyway I didn't pay them any attention. I was probably busy thinking about puberty or something while one of the guys just points at me and starts shouting "lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!" over and over.

Now I usually make it my mission to look as normal as possible so stuff like this won't happen, but apparently that day I had failed and had somehow stood out in some hilarious manner.

At 9/20/14 12:26 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:42 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:48 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: co-workers

I refuse to believe that you've got a job.

Why?

At 9/20/14 12:29 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/19/14 04:43 PM, Voltage wrote: I looked at her, and like a deer in headlights she stared back for a second and walked off briskly like nothing happened. I was just confused as to why the fuck you'd want someone's used paper plates and paper towels.

That's funny.

At 9/20/14 12:34 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/19/14 10:40 PM, NeonSpider wrote: I don't think you're ready for any of the "weird weird".

Try me!

You know you don't have to reply to users one by one, right? Just copy paste a reply onto another reply in one post.

At 9/20/14 10:41 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 9/20/14 12:26 AM, Ctdgrop wrote:

You know you don't have to reply to users one by one, right? Just copy paste a reply onto another reply in one post.

But that'd ruin the whole post farming technique.

At 9/20/14 10:03 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 9/20/14 09:47 AM, Ctdgrop wrote: And why was I suppose to be in your basement?

Because why not?

Because that's weird, creepy, and scary.

and most Likely cold

At 9/20/14 10:41 AM, Radaketor wrote:

You know you don't have to reply to users one by one, right? Just copy paste a reply onto another reply in one post.

That's sounds like too much work. But thanks for letting me know how to do that.

At 9/20/14 01:28 PM, Ama wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:27 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/20/14 10:41 AM, Radaketor wrote:

You know you don't have to reply to users one by one, right? Just copy paste a reply onto another reply in one post.

That's sounds like too much work. But thanks for letting me know how to do that.

3 clicks=too much work!

I don't think you can "click" on a phone but if you show me how...

At 9/20/14 01:29 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:28 PM, Ama wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:27 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/20/14 10:41 AM, Radaketor wrote:

3 clicks=too much work!

I don't think you can "click" on a phone but if you show me how...

Can*

forgot the "can" heheh

At 9/20/14 01:30 PM, Ama wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:29 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:28 PM, Ama wrote:

At 9/20/14 01:27 PM, Ctdgrop wrote:

At 9/20/14 10:41 AM, Radaketor wrote:

3 clicks=too much work!

I don't think you can "click" on a phone but if you show me how...

>Implying I knew you were on a phone.

Yeah iPhone. It's a fancy piece of shit! Lol