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Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:06:38 Reply

So what will it look like? Girls playing football on the same team of guys? Or all girl teams? Personally I like the idea of a mixed gender teams vsing each other coz it will be funny to see all the awkwardness that will ensue
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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:12:40 Reply

Gonna be honest -- there would be so much sexual tension in such a game, don't you think? Assuming the girls were hot, you'd be tackling hot girls and having hot girls tackle you. Just think about that.

An extremely hot girl could use it to her advantage though because who wouldn't want to be tackled by her? Players wouldn't play their best because hot girl tackling you = sexy so guys would just let it happen on purpose.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:18:37 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:12 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Gonna be honest -- there would be so much sexual tension in such a game, don't you think? Assuming the girls were hot, you'd be tackling hot girls and having hot girls tackle you. Just think about that.

An extremely hot girl could use it to her advantage though because who wouldn't want to be tackled by her? Players wouldn't play their best because hot girl tackling you = sexy so guys would just let it happen on purpose.

Lawl. of course an NGer would say that. you realize football players get enough pussy (or dick if female in this case) that purposely getting tackled for pleasure would probably not even cross their minds? Some of them maybe yeah but I don't know I think football players would generally have more pride. \\

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:32:07 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:18 PM, beakerboy wrote: Lawl. of course an NGer would say that. you realize football players get enough pussy (or dick if female in this case) that purposely getting tackled for pleasure would probably not even cross their minds? Some of them maybe yeah but I don't know I think football players would generally have more pride. \\

I wouldn't allow a girl to beat me in league of legends just coz shes hot, I have sports pride

I mean, depends if they're hot, of course. Also letting a girl win in a non-contact game is quite a bit different from one where you're physically all over each other, quite literally.

I could see quite a few spontaneous makeout sessions happening between quite a few players on both teams if it was the case. Obviously if it's fuglies vs. fuglies that's probably not going to happen.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:36:41 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:32 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 9/16/14 03:18 PM, beakerboy wrote: Lawl. of course an NGer would say that. you realize football players get enough pussy (or dick if female in this case) that purposely getting tackled for pleasure would probably not even cross their minds? Some of them maybe yeah but I don't know I think football players would generally have more pride. \\

I wouldn't allow a girl to beat me in league of legends just coz shes hot, I have sports pride
I mean, depends if they're hot, of course. Also letting a girl win in a non-contact game is quite a bit different from one where you're physically all over each other, quite literally.

I could see quite a few spontaneous makeout sessions happening between quite a few players on both teams if it was the case. Obviously if it's fuglies vs. fuglies that's probably not going to happen.

I wasnt' aware that fugly people played sports

of course i guess there will be that one fat, ugly, girl who just throws her weight around to get by (in football with females)

i think playing against that should definintely increase performance of your team


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:57:02 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:18 PM, beakerboy wrote: you realize football players get enough pussy

You do realize that's only for professional football players, right?

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 15:59:45 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:18 PM, beakerboy wrote: I wouldn't allow a girl to beat me in league of legends just coz shes hot, I have sports pride

League sucks.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 16:01:31 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:57 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/16/14 03:18 PM, beakerboy wrote: you realize football players get enough pussy
You do realize that's only for professional football players, right?

i wasnt even considering the non-professional.

hahaha..... oh man........ middle schoolers finishing puberty playing football against each other following this idea will... maybe this is problematic after all


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 16:12:58 Reply

the male players will only play with / against the other male players and they will ignore the female players.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 16:21:18 Reply

At 9/16/14 04:12 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: the male players will only play with / against the other male players and they will ignore the female players.

maybe, maybe not. i can see that happening but not every time


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 16:33:22 Reply

We had a female receiver during highschool, and she crushed shit, but there would be obvious discrepancies in your team if there were females in most other positions.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 16:39:50 Reply

I don't think you've thought this through realistically. You're telling me you want girls mixed in with a bunch of 6'2 - 6'8, 300 lb+ muscle bound men? They would get seriously injured. And it's not "inequality" or a "double standard" or any of that Feminazi garbage. They created the Women's NBA and nobody watches it. Nor can those athletes compete on the same level as their male counterparts. Some sports are just not made for Women. Football is one of them. I don't want to see some girl get hurt or killed during a game.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:25:35 Reply

At 9/16/14 04:39 PM, je171 wrote: I don't think you've thought this through realistically. You're telling me you want girls mixed in with a bunch of 6'2 - 6'8, 300 lb+ muscle bound men? They would get seriously injured. And it's not "inequality" or a "double standard" or any of that Feminazi garbage. They created the Women's NBA and nobody watches it. Nor can those athletes compete on the same level as their male counterparts. Some sports are just not made for Women. Football is one of them. I don't want to see some girl get hurt or killed during a game.

they arent 300 lb and this has nothing to do with feminazism.
obviously a little skank will get bulldozed, a female in football would need to be pretty built.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:27:04 Reply

At 9/16/14 04:39 PM, je171 wrote: I don't think you've thought this through realistically. You're telling me you want girls mixed in with a bunch of 6'2 - 6'8, 300 lb+ muscle bound men? They would get seriously injured. And it's not "inequality" or a "double standard" or any of that Feminazi garbage. They created the Women's NBA and nobody watches it. Nor can those athletes compete on the same level as their male counterparts. Some sports are just not made for Women. Football is one of them. I don't want to see some girl get hurt or killed during a game.

I wasn't even thinking of it like that. I guess depends what kinds of players each person has in mind for such a game. I was just thinking it was random college men and women playing football unofficially. You could even think of it as fraternities and sororities playing football together or something. Whereas you and perhaps others may have thought of it as strictly serious professional level with money on the line and all that.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:29:52 Reply

If women are typically lighter, they could be faster. I think it would be interesting to see...and according to the future (aka Starship Troopers) such an athletic environment is only inevitable, so we should get right on that in the name of equality.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:30:05 Reply

At 9/16/14 03:12 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Assuming the girls were hot, you'd be tackling hot girls and having hot girls tackle you.

Yeah, because when you tackle hot women it's impossible for them to have accidents. No hot woman would ever pull a Joe Theisman out there.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:34:41 Reply

I want to be the "girl" in a relationship with Erin Dimeglio, she's a female quarterback for a legit football team with 99% guys, not one of those dumb lingerie teams.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:35:50 Reply

I don't think it would be so funny,
as a lot of males are more aggressive, as well as competitive.
Im saying, I wouldn't wanna see a chick get hit like a guy by one.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:38:44 Reply

Soccer: Anyone can play; since they're just running around and kicking balls.

American Football: Both girls and guys would have to be in the same weight class to avoid crush injuries.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:39:50 Reply

At 9/16/14 05:30 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 9/16/14 03:12 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Assuming the girls were hot, you'd be tackling hot girls and having hot girls tackle you.
Yeah, because when you tackle hot women it's impossible for them to have accidents. No hot woman would ever pull a Joe Theisman out there.

Well I didn't say it was a good idea. It's in fact a very bad idea. But if we're going along with the idea anyway, things happen.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:45:25 Reply

heh

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:45:30 Reply

At 9/16/14 05:35 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I don't think it would be so funny,
as a lot of males are more aggressive, as well as competitive.
Im saying, I wouldn't wanna see a chick get hit like a guy by one.

but we won't really know whats it like to have girls in the game until we implement it. :O


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:50:53 Reply

At 9/16/14 05:45 PM, beakerboy wrote:

but we won't really know whats it like to have girls in the game until we implement it. :O

Yeah, I seen some good ideas in here, you're right.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 17:53:31 Reply

Seriously guys, female football players playing in the legit NFL

That's a desirable future for me


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 18:06:26 Reply

I wanna experience getting abused by an entire team of female football players


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 18:57:43 Reply

It would actually would be a nice novelty, and it would be just that, a novelty. Most girls don't have an interest in playing football to begin with, along with the size and athletic differences is simply too much to consider having mixed-gender football at most levels. If we're all being honest here, the only reason why most of us would ever watch that is simply for the novelty aspect of it and nothing else.

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 19:17:38 Reply

In primary school we played against a team with a girl in it. We crushed them 21 - 3 but that was because their defence was shit. The girl was alright so I don't see why girls couldn't be in a football game.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 19:19:28 Reply

At 9/16/14 05:25 PM, beakerboy wrote: they arent 300 lb .

actually quite a few of them are


 

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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 19:44:36 Reply

At 9/16/14 04:12 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: the male players will only play with / against the other male players and they will ignore the female players.

Yeah this. Even when some guys are worse than the girls, they still get picked over them.

And if they just treated everyone equal, the girls would get literally crushed most likely. 300 pounds of muscle vs 100 pound woman? That's not going to be a pretty outcome.

If you're not talking pro then that's whatever. I played football as a kid. It's an even playing field then. I don't think that NOW I could knock the wind out of a guy I tackled and seriously impress him with my skills.


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Response to Mixed genders Football? 2014-09-16 20:26:19 Reply

At 9/16/14 06:06 PM, Xenomit wrote: I wanna experience getting abused by an entire team of female football players

Well then call some dominatrixes, because even if there's mixed gender American football, it ain't happening fo you


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