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Having sex with a Ghost?

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Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 01:01:23


I know I make these threads a lot but this one has been on my mind for years . Like would it feel like you're fucking the air or maybe it'll be cold.....


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 01:03:02


It will give you chills


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 01:11:23


At 9/16/14 01:09 AM, Conal wrote:
At 9/16/14 01:03 AM, Boomstick wrote: It will give you chills
Boomstick stole my answer.

I'm just exorcising my rights


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 01:12:09


I'd be all, "Hey ghost, put your hand down my pants, and you'll feel nuts."

Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 02:43:16


if were talking about ghosts from modern horror movies that you never see, then masturbating would pretty much be the same thing as fucking nothing


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 02:58:32


Did someone watch Ghostbusters recently?


"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 03:24:11


i think someone made a song about that

>___>


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 04:52:14


Well it wouldn't lack spirit, that's for sure.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 05:03:48


I suppose it would be a better version of yelling "Ghost blowjob woooo!"


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 05:34:15


A good question is also, if you can have sex with a ghost can you also make them pregnant with little ghost babies. Because that would at least be the least sad explanation for the existence of Casper.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-16 10:46:40


At 9/16/14 02:58 AM, VJF wrote: Did someone watch Ghostbusters recently?

Either that, or they've been watching a lot of RoosterTeeth lately...


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 22:46:03


At 9/16/14 01:04 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: 2spooky4me

1.0 x 10^12spooky1.0 x 10^24me


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 22:57:25


At 9/16/14 01:01 AM, Wegra wrote: I know I make these threads a lot but this one has been on my mind for years . Like would it feel like you're fucking the air or maybe it'll be cold.....

From what I've read sex with ghosts i supposed to be great.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 23:13:12


OH GAWD, I BETTER POST THIS B4 SUm1 BEETS MEE 2UIT

Having sex with a Ghost?


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 23:13:25


You mean like Casper?

Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 23:14:46


At 9/17/14 11:13 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: OH GAWD, I BETTER POST THIS B4 SUm1 BEETS MEE 2UIT

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so close

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Oldskies lmao

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-17 23:25:30


I hear it really lifts your spirits.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-18 04:36:42


The question is, would you be asleep or awake?

Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 03:15:26


Vivian from Paper Mario would be fun to get freaky with.

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 03:24:51


Almost sexy, then I remember that X-files episode where a woman is convinced that she was raped by a spirit - although she knew it wasn't a spirit as such. Anyway, she was right it was just some horny old pensioner who had some jumped up powers due to these pills he was taking.

Anyway. It was really uncomfortable to watch the scene when it happens.

Say no to ghost rape.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 03:26:04


At 9/16/14 05:44 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: are there any fuckable dead pornstars out there?

You should have gone after that one chick who shot herself that was in some porn roles, you missed your chance and blew it.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 07:22:38


The problem with these conversations is that the physical rules of ghosts never seem to be blatantly clear. Are they invisible? Can they interact with anything? If you put it in a car, will the car carry it instead of just letting the ghost go right through and leaving that ghost behind?

Say, however, that a ghost can have as much physical cohesion as it wants but is still invisible, porn with a ghost actor would be very funny to watch.


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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 07:27:40


I heard dis gurl has som expertise with ghosts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSoIlS4LQiI


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 07:54:15


Doing a ghost doesn't sound that bad.

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Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 08:06:19


Well, that depends. Some movies picture ghosts to be composed of 'Ectoplasm' which is (portrayed as a) pretty slimy Substance. So it probably won't be too weird. I think. maybe.

Response to Having sex with a Ghost? 2014-09-26 10:24:19


It'll probably feel like nothing.